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« on: May 06, 2018, 10:45:11 PM »
  Everybody hates trixie![INSERT LINK HERE THAT SOMEONE ELSE WILL TURN INTO A PORNHUB LINK] (petty revenge is cute, guys)Skipped an episode or two.... woo..... Honestly, what is there to even say about this episode? A fuking carnie rolls into town and is willingly wanting to put on shows for everyone free of charge. Like, sure, she labels herself as """great""" and """powerful""", but its like the norm for stage magicians to give themselves self-appointed titles. Hell, she even has her her own fanboys to help generate hype for her performance. So as she does her tricks and sh**, everyone else gets into a pissy fit over it. Why? Theres honestly no reason why. I mean, this episode's """""message"""" is about being humble or some sh** about what your talented in, or some panzy sh** like that- BUT TRIXIES TALENT IS LITERALLY PERFORMING sh** SHES COME UP WITH ON HER OWN, IN FRONT OF OTHERS, FOR SHEER ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES- this sounds familiar but no, we cant have that. Heaven forbid. They should hunt down this witch so we can burn her for these atrocities. Hell, even I would. I mean, Dash has been seen manipulating the weather for sh**s and giggles; thats fine. Fluttershy has borderline mind control; thats fine. And I'm sure Twilight burned down something at some point while she was out practicing some sh**; thats fine. But making flowers appearoutofnowhere? Everyone suddenly up and-  (Why the fuk am I even doing this anymore?) So essentially the Trix Rabbit gets upstaged by everyone, bar, Twilight, and Trixie just slaps there sh**- I'd do it to if someone else was trying to ruin my OWAITBut as the episode goes on, turns out Truckstop was lying about some of the better sh** she said she could do(EMPHASIS ON HER """""SELF APPOINTED TITLES""") and her sidekicks Dumb and Dumber insist on her trying to prove she can do it. And Trixie is just like-  She runs off. Probably to go kill herself. Or something. I don't really care at this point. Oh, and Twilight is forced to save the day because she can think of something else to use THAT ISNT FUKING ROPEI feel like someone else wrote this episode into some sh**ty bondage ficJay's Episode Rating:0/10; for the overall story4/10; because Trixie is actually decent later on3/10; I like Snips and Snails
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« on: May 06, 2018, 09:55:54 PM »
Pam and Dave are just adorable
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« on: April 20, 2018, 10:31:45 PM »
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« on: April 09, 2018, 12:24:32 AM »
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« on: April 09, 2018, 12:20:55 AM »
Hot, fuking, damn... That Tentamoushi bot.
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« on: April 01, 2018, 01:26:31 PM »
Is there some kind of “secret” advanced players use? Hax mode
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« on: April 01, 2018, 01:24:47 PM »
THIS IS PROBABLY OFF TOPIC BUT THERE ARE PONIES ALL OVER MY SCREEN!!  Well this one's name is Fluttershy; she has a passion for animals/taking care of them/ mind controlling them/etc. she obtained her Cutie Mark by falling from the sky and landing on a bunch of dark matter butterflies; they catch her, of course; and from that moment she dedicates herself to being the friend of all god's creatures. Also shes the only one who isn't racist towards the more intelligent species, as evidenced by how everyone else calls Iron Will a monster, and Shy keeps correcting them on how hes actually a minotaur.
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« on: April 01, 2018, 01:01:07 PM »
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« on: March 31, 2018, 07:53:04 PM »
So does this mean the winners of Traps are gay?
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« on: March 23, 2018, 10:59:04 PM »
step 6: steal children  Real talk- those MSPaint doodles you did in that Bionicle thing, honestly, reminds me of TGWeaver's style
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« on: March 23, 2018, 10:40:05 PM »
I wonder what crappy meme we'll get for this month's winner. 
Drinking game: Take a sip for each robot with Robotnik on it's skin and/or in the splash. 1 sip per instance of Robotnik, per splash
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« on: March 23, 2018, 10:37:11 PM »
Good thing racist farmer hicks won't be a part of the next- NOwe DON'T talk about that.
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« on: March 21, 2018, 12:22:07 AM »
No, seriously, this episode lead to a lot of good screencaps/I'll just lazily copy-paste more of this sh** from the wiki, because hot damn...          (Broke the no ponies out of the pony thread rule)   DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SOME OF THESE LEAD TO. YOU WERE THERE IN THIS SHOW'S HEYDAY ..... Man, 2011 was a good year for ponies. Lets just get on with the fukin show alright?So much like Ticket Master, this is another episode that is fundamentally geared towards testing the patients of one of our main characters, and in this case we took the future background horse, dubbed, "Applejack", and see how fuked up she can get when she tries to prove that shes a better slave then her brother- Lets be real, they both pretty much are, since the apple business in and of itself is lackluster as fuk anyway. As the episode progresses, we see this dumbass' lack of sleep that I can relate to take effect on her well being and those around her like how I am at 2-3AM and how it drives her to literally collapsing because MUH PRIED- AJ you dumb fuk, if you were any competent farm worker that you so heavily imply, you would have known full well that your family lives on a land that is grossly overpopulated in apple trees. Like, Applejack what are you doing? Bucking apples? You cant buck all these fuking apples- FUK YOU I CAN BUCK ALL THESE APPLES- Spoiler, she cant. Personally, I like to think of this episode as an allegory of the work force, and how it turns people into fuking zombies after going to your job all day, and you come home and just want to sleep- NOOOOOPE, ITS NEVER OVER, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, YOU GET IN BED AND ITS THE NEXT DAY OF WORK FOR YOU I want to fuking dieThe episode eventually leads to Twilight being the only character on the show to grow a fuking brain because shes sick of AJ sh** and legitimately gives a fuk about what shes doing- she basically forces everyone else to help with this chore, and then Twilight up and magics like all the damn trees at once. No, seriously-    Like, if you could do that from the get go, then whats the fuking point in inviting everyone else? I only didn't mention any of them because AJ's half asleep empty husk of a being was out fuking up some of the stuff they were doing, and it was easily forgettable/forgivable. But I guess them helping was an apology or or some kind of forgiveness act over AJ being an ignorant fuk? I don't know, you could easily make this episode be just about AJ and then shoehorn Twilight in at the last few minutes, and you really wouldn't miss anything. Jay's Episode Rating:2/10 for the story6/10 for the memes; this episode has good sh** in it8/10 total
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« on: March 08, 2018, 07:09:28 PM »
Inkling will probably be a really obnoxious/"""""casual"""" character in this.
Calling it now.
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« on: March 07, 2018, 11:48:25 PM »
 FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM!(No, seriously, this episode is fuking awesome)
The premise of this episode consists of KO and his friends doing usual work stuff and Dendy comes over for a visit- She goes to try and "fix" that weirdly suggestive looking mop and KO just up and clicks on this fuking advert-  I mean look at it, it has that fuking 90's S on it! So anyway... this now infects Dendy's computer-backpack-whateverthefukthisis- this leads to everyone gradually becoming """""""infected""""" with this same virus that KO initially infects the mop with, since, you know, the mop in question just fuking explodes and spreads it's aids to everyone/everything/the reader/etc. The gay skeleton gets infected first, and his lover touches him to contract the same virus- I feel like theres a Tumblr joke here. Like, I'm a big fan of when a show changes it's art style in a drastic way, but HOLY FUK, they become bad 90s CGI models, complete with goofyass distortions, laggy movements, fuking clipping through walls, and a bunch of other vidyagaem stuff- That, or you could say they came from the Money for Nothing music video- both work. Or maybe it's just a bad GMod map. I don't really know or care to debate this. This episode, anyway, plays like a zombie/virus/etc movie, in case it wasn't already apparent. Oh, and they ultimately """"""reset""""" everything through some bullsh** that Dendy's backpack can do(Honestly Dendy is one of the best characters on this show) And for an ending gag KO is still """""infected"""". Jay's Episode Rating:
8/10
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« on: March 05, 2018, 04:07:06 PM »
The premise of this episode is that the purple bitch gets sent a pair of tickets from the resident overlord for JUST her and ONE other friend- Ideally you'd think she would just take Spike along, despite his distaste for the Grand Galloping Gala, but at least you'd then be able to USE BOTH OF YOUR TICKETS and avoid this sh** in the first place. (Honestly, Celestia is just a fukin' bitch- Then again I'm making the 1st episode of this sh** out of an outdated episode)..... So immediately the lesbian and the farmer pone find out about the Goofy Goober Ghetto and propose fair arguments about traveling to this sh** with Purple Pone, but along the way she ends up informing the pink fuker, a white racist, and the lamest character on the show- In no particular order- But unless we include everyone we will get pegged for showing favoritism- Look, why couldnt she just take Spike? Speaking of which, I may as well list the """"reasons"""" why everyone else wants to go; I'll list all of them/show the ones I've approved      Farmer wants to eat the money she earns- Shes probs gona die; [✔]Lesbian wants to fire nukes at other countries; [✔]Pink is high as fuk, so who cares?; [X]White racist is happy being the beta that she always is; [X] but her position.. [✔]Lamest character hopes to open a zoo; her house is already this; maybe shes homeless; I dont give a fuk; [X]....  And some musical number appears over how Purple cant make up her mind for the Garbage Gathering Garrage. ...... """""Problem"""" to the episode is resolved at the end when Purple remembers she can just ask for tickets from the ticket god for yet more tickets to invite the rest of the cast of Fraggle Rock to this upcoming Grease N' Go. Really, if she didnt do this from the beginning, despite how mindlessly easy it would have been, we wouldn't have this episode in the first place. Jay's Episode Rating:
4/10
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« on: March 05, 2018, 03:27:48 PM »
 This is cringy af/probably making me want to hang myself/whatever THIS ALSO GIVES ME A REASON TO CATCH UP ON OTHER SHOWS(If I were motivated enough this would have been a youTube channel, but EHHHHH.....) Stay tuned for more!
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« on: March 05, 2018, 03:21:23 PM »
Thracker, Apan, Thracker
THRACKERSAMMICH
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« on: March 05, 2018, 03:19:59 PM »
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« on: March 05, 2018, 03:16:07 PM »
Now if only GTM had it's uploader again
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