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Off-Topic Discussion / happy 311 day
« on: March 11, 2019, 04:13:55 PM »


 :dance: post ur fav song... fav album smoke it if u got it!!!!!!!  :dance:





peace

love

nd vote 4 bernie snaders this election  :redface:

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Tournament Archives / ⱤØ฿Ø Ɽ₳₴₴Ⱡł₦ ₮₩Ø - S
« on: September 07, 2017, 05:15:12 PM »


entrants:
1. asbestos
2. kix
3. mouldy
4. chris
5. dreamcast
6. dark al
7. kurt
8. boto
9. mnb
10. shield
11. uberpyro
12. apanx
13. ruffles
14. f1brazy
15. geice
16. mr ass
EMERALD SUPRASHU


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Contests / BOTM OCTOBER 2017
« on: September 05, 2017, 04:00:24 PM »
 :dance:

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Tournament Archives / R㊉B㊉ RA$$LIN Ŧ㊉㊉ - Sign-ups CLOSED
« on: September 03, 2017, 02:53:53 PM »

 welcome to robo rasslin 2 the coolest tournament on gtm

rules:
stock HW unrealistic obv
which means im only taking robots that are 400kgs to 800 kgs if youre stupid
arena will be the high dive firepit because its for real buddies only
since noone will enter a regular stock tourney this things gonna need a gimmick - and that is that i'll allow people to use RA2CF, all glitches, trov chassis glitch, everything EXCEPT BFE which i'd figure no1 will use anyway.
no custom compenets pls
i dont care if you steal robots from sage or inf but keep in mind someones gonna be a hard lad and build a super duper CF popup and youll prolly get dunked on
i'll AI, as in i'll steal the bindings from something in mr as's ai prolly that fits closest to the robot so if you want something specific do it yourself bucko ai'ng is BIASED, my girlfirend and i will drive the robots
your robot has to at least have 1 component from the weapons tab
as far as havoking goes if your entry havoks i'll restart it once, but if it does it again i'll default it to the other robot
and with judging, im going purely off who has the highest score to be FAIR and BALANCED
single elimination best out of 1 fight
pm me your entries on gtm only plz
all robot types are allowed just have to be a hw
clusterbots are allowed, their combined weight cannot be more than 800 kgs
3 min matches
bots CANNOT be upgraded once submitted pls get it right the first time
as far as awards go you get the satisfaction of winning the most important tournament on gtm ever
cheatbot2 is allowed
if somehow neither bot in a match scores a point i'll have wheelchairfu flip a coin
i'll be excepting 16 entries and i'll be closing the signups october 1st so if i dont get 16 by then we're getting byebots

signups:
1. asbestos
2. kix
3. mouldy
4. chris
5. dreamcast
6. dark al
7. kurt
8. boto
9. mnb
10. shield
11. uberpyro
12. apanx
13. ruffles
14. f1brazy
15. geice
16. mr ass
ill be entering only if i dont get enough entries by october 1st
yes this is a VERY serious tournament, if you don't think so youre stealing valor

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Off-Topic Discussion / myers briggs test
« on: August 03, 2017, 09:19:45 PM »
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

im curious and want to find out how autistic gtm is, post ur results

where my ENTPs @

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toon raider 2 x lra2
 
    One day, Scott was walking along the wonderfully gloom and British streets of Newcastle, when he saw a sign that said
"FREE CANDY" in large black letters leading down to a dark alley. Scott, who thinks the best of people and wouldn't think that
anyone would have any alterior motives, decided to sign to the alley. "Hmm" Scott thought to himself, "What a generous offer!,
I do enjoy candy of any kind, I wonder why someone would be handing out free candy? Oh well, I shall take advantage of it, and if
they Jew me out of my money I will construct a very well-thought out argument as to why they should give me the candy. "This will
be perfect!" Scott exclaimed out loud autistically as he strolled down the alleyway.
    As it was a gloomy day outside in England, near Newcastle the alleyway was quite dark. As Scott giddily strolled down the
alleyway, there was slight trepediation in heart. He thought, now why would someone be handing out free candy? The thought hadn't
really crossed his mind as continued. He heard a rustling near a garbage bin, and that trepedation welled in him again. "Who is that?"
Scott called out, but after a moment or two, the alleyway was eerily still yet again, and he continued his trek down it.
    "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH" Toon Raider 2 chuckled to himself very Jewily as he rubbed his hands together. "This goyim has yet to know
that he is in for something "free" although it may not be as sweet as candy". Even though Toon Raider 2 was a robot built by some
autistic British cunt, he became much more than that. One day, while in the arena, he went up a against a special robot that had an odd arrow as it weapon.
When TR2 went to go under it and flip it he was stabbed by the arrow, and immediately shut off. The next time he woke up, he was thrown in
the trashcan in an alleyway. But to TR2's suprise, he was sentient, and more than that, had what he seemed to be a suit, that
gave him limbs a fully functioning body, and a really huge black cock. It was then that he realized that he had his stando awakened
in him, {ANOZA BURICK IN ZA WARRU} and this alleyway was his stando range.
    It was then that Toon Raider 2 was filled with elation as he saw someone take the bait, and enter his stand's range. He noticed
it was a very *special* person, in fact, the exact person he had wanted to find. The legendary Scott the hard, the cutest shota in all
of Newcastle. With his gangly teeth, frumpy visage, pert butt, and small penis, he was perfect for working his new found abilities.
When he was in the right area, much like a tiger in the night, TR2 striked. In his new form, he was incredibly imposing. Around 12 stones
high, and yoked to the fukken gills. Where a head would be on a human body was where his former normal robotic frame was, with his flipper
as some kind of ad-hoc mouth. To put it bluntly, he was huge, and was hung like a black African stallion. He immdiately lunged at Scott,
Laying on top of him as he screamed in surprise and squirmed to be free. With one mighty swipe, Scott was completely nude. With the power of
NO LUBE and NO RUBER, TR2 immediately plunged into LRA2's depths. LRA2 let out a silent scream, petrifified with pain and terror, as lascerations
and blood started coming out of his sphincter, serving as a nice warm lube for TR2's big black cock. TR2 then stood up, and starting using Scott
as a ****-doll, plunging him on his huge penis, Scott's guy-snatch now at least 5 times wider than it should be, and came as hard as he could inside
Scott's funbox. As he came, Scott's stomach ballooned out stupidly large, and as he came, TR2 noticed something interesting. His giant hog apparently
also served as an ovipositer, as large, black eggs came out of TR2's urethra, causing a somewhat painful, but very pleasing pain in his cockhead
as he came ferociously into Scott's 3-car garage sized anus. Scott was barely breathing at this point, wheezing from pain as he glanced down in shock
and noticed his stomach was huge. As TR2 lifted the now much heavier Scott off of his ebony cock, cum immediately spurted out of Scott's asshole.
Along with that came the newly fertilized eggs, but especially large one having trouble exiting Scott's bloody ruined booty, which greatly displeased
TR2 that one of his kin would have the gaul to be this stubborn. In a fit of rage, TR2 struck a stronge, quick, left-hook to Scott's babymaker, immediately
aborting some of the eggs that were in-queue behind the extra stubborn one. At this point, Scott died immdiately as the punch broke all of his ribs, collapsed
both of his lungs, and he had a heart attack. As TR2 and Scott's babies began to hatch around their mommy, going for Scott's now cold nipples for some milky,
TR2 stood with his arms crossed looking over at this mess. "Hmmph, looks like a found the perfect counterargument to your argument, and dismantled it, hard lad."
 
THE END

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Chatterbox / RETURN OF THE MACK
« on: February 15, 2016, 08:40:48 PM »

YA BOI'S BACK BITCHES

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Chatterbox / My Beautiful, Poetic Serenades to Mazakari
« on: July 17, 2014, 11:20:39 PM »
i couldnt contain all the love i was feeling to just him, i have to make this public:







i hope senpai enjoys <3

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Chatterbox / Petition to get Enigma Banned
« on: May 29, 2014, 01:29:33 PM »
sign this sh**:

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3456.
6.
8.
 :gawe:.
437567.
9.
80.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Top 5 favorite documentaries
« on: May 16, 2014, 04:59:22 PM »
Since the other films list thread seems to be more about films with a narrative and story, and since i dont watch too many hollywood films i figured i might as well make a thread specifically about documentaries since those occupy all of my time on netflix

5. The fog of war - robert mcnamera talks about war on a more philsophical scale, about how the cold war almost destroyed the planet, and how rationality is what led to the cold war

4. Food inc - about how factory farming is bad, environmentally and culturally, u wont want to eat fast food for like a month after seeing this sh**

3. Walmart: the high cost of low price - how walmart drives iut the competition of small town business, and leads to the death of middle america's small mom and pop businesses, oh and its ruining the environment as well

2. Bowling for columbine - my favorite michael moore documentary, about the columbine shooting and what caused the kids to crack

1. Gasland - about hydraulic fracturing (fracking) of natural gas, how its shprt sighted and will lead to the destruction of natural rssources like drinking water, and how this type of gas extractions lead to earthquakes, which may destroy a couple towns where i live (oklahoma, where fracking is a huge industry)

all of these can be found on youtube btw

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Chatterbox / Petition to get trias unbanned
« on: March 24, 2014, 09:14:28 PM »
lets do this sh**

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Off-Topic Discussion / what books do you read
« on: March 07, 2014, 11:25:13 PM »
i cant be the only g who enjoys a good book.

favorites:
Ulysses (joyce)
Slaughter house five (vonnegut)
The idiot (doestoevsky)
Burr (gore vidal)
At the mountains of madness (lovecraft)
V. (pynchon)
Galapogos (vonnegut)
Paradise lost (milton)
the penal colony (kafka)

books that changed my life:
The brothers karamazov (doestoevsky)
The odyssey
Perpetual war for perpetual peace (vidal)
The holocaust industry (finkelstein)
Infinite jest (david foster wallace)
The prince (machiavelli)
The aeleph (borges)
Gravity's rainbow (pynchon)
East of eden (steinbeck)
pretty much anything nietzche ever wrote

reccomendations for those who want to in2 readings:
Lord of the flies
Brave new world
Of mice and men
The man in the high castle
The inferno (imo the best out of the divine comedy)



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Off-Topic Discussion / Neon Genesis Evengelion
« on: November 19, 2013, 07:48:38 AM »
this is the only anime i've enjoyed watching

you seriously need to watch this if you haven't i used to be like "lel anime is ghey" but this is really good

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Chatterbox / its been awhile
« on: November 09, 2013, 06:16:04 PM »
sup guys

you're prob wondering why i left all of a sudden like, a year ago i think it was?

well i've been sorting things out in my personal life, have gone thru a bunch of changes, i'm in a college now, aaaand i haven't had the time obviously to be playing RA2.

well i decided to boot up RA2 for the first time in like a year, and the nostalgia hit me right square in the face and i decided to see whats been up with y'all

so yeah done a lot of personal stuff, i cut my hair finally, changed up my swag, i didn't throw out all my black/death metal shirts tho, i turned those into a quilt which i use in my dorm

i've became a hipster somewhat, been listening to eclectic music, bought cloths that's aren't black, and jeans that aren't black and skin tight

i'm gonna be majoring in history prolly, although i do still program as kind of a side job i'll prolly move to cali or somewhere out west for grad school
aaaand i plan on becoming a world history teacher more than likely

now that i'm back for an unknown amount of time, it's nice to see you guys again :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Tournament Archives / ROBO RASSLIN' SIGNUPS CLOSED (expired)
« on: December 31, 2012, 03:54:41 PM »
That's right folks, your old pal enigma's gonna start a tournament because I've basically been dead weight on the forum lately and haven't contributed anything so might as well start a tourney cuz I'm well within the ability of doing such.

Presenting, ROBO RASSLIN':


Basic Rules:

- Stock Heavyweight
- Matches will be 3 minutes long, in Starcore's combat arena which I will reskin, or if I don't have time for that will ask someone to reskin it, but I have no life at the moment so I prolly will reskin it.
- This will be a tag-team tournament, as in each person that signs up will make TWO stock heavyweights
- No multibots obviously.
- This tournament will be a 1 round single elimination tournament
- ALL glitches are allowed with the exception of BFE and AAM and haxmode.
- Tournament shall be unrealistic, ALL AI parts are allowed and the 140 cm extender IS allowed; but parts such as the cannon and magnet and whatnot are NOT allowed.
- 16 entrants are allowed to sign up.
- I will NOT be entering
- In the case of a havok, the bot that I deem started the havok will receive a strike, after 3 strikes, you're out and the other person wins by default.
- I can AI for you, but please AI your own bots so this can go by faster.

Now here's what makes this different from most tournaments..

Other/Special Rules:

- Each person that signs up will be PM'd what bot type they will make. (e.g., person X is assigned to make two juggalers, and person Y is assigned to make 2 popups.) BUT keep in mind I will most likely not be giving you just a popup to make, I might specify it such as person Z is assigned to make 2 side popups with castor armor and no other type for armor or something similar.
- Team themes are encouraged! let's be creative guys.
- Any loopholes you find will be nullified and I'll tell you to make something else.
- bots CANNOT weigh less than 792 kgs and CANNOT weigh more than 800 kgs.

I think I've got everything, I'm open and more than willing to tweak and or change things if that's the general opinion from the community, and I WILL be committed to this, so let's have fun guys.
 

Signups: (note that this is first come first serve, when i get everyone that signs up i will pm them what bot type they will make)

1. MrAwesumsauce
2. conraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3. Thrackerzod
4. 0909090909090909090909090909091
5. Ty4er
6. sparkles
7. boombabyboom
8. lightening s.
9. THE GIRLY NARYAR
10. mystic2000
11. main menu
12. chaosmancer
13. sage
14. virus bomb
15. ribbs
16. newdale

signup chart thingie:
green means the bots have been accepted, ai'd and ready to go.
orange means the bots have been received.
red means the bots have something wrong with them that needs to be fixed by the builder.

backup roster:

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3.
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Existing Games / recent game purchases
« on: December 30, 2012, 10:07:50 PM »
i did some late christmas shopping cuz my family doesn't buy me stuff:






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Off-Topic Discussion / What Instruments Do You Play?
« on: December 01, 2012, 04:36:25 PM »
i'm pretty sure there was a thread like this before but it's probably buried under a mountain of other stuff, so new thread.

so yeah, post what instruments you play.

mine: (in order from best at to not as good at)

euphonium (my main instrument)
trombone
bassoon
tuba
guitar
french horn

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Chatterbox / About Jared. AKA Enigma AKA THA BASED GOD
« on: October 31, 2012, 05:19:56 PM »
why not

*i was born in oklahoma to a loving mother and alcoholic dad
*dad would sometimes come home raging mad because of drinking which would sometimes lead to him beating my ass
*i started working with computers n sh** when i was about 6 years old whenever i started playing doom 2 which helped start gaining my interests in how computer work and other sh**.
*my mom died in a card accident when i was 13
*because of this i became really depressed for about a year and almost successfully OD'd because of it
*ever since then i've stopped taking sh** seriously and just take things at face value and laugh at them if i know it's dumb
*i have a pretty based social lie
*i work the counter at a porno shop
*i'm amateur computer programmer
*i smoke weed and drink sometimes not because it's my only outlet for having fun but just because i like to use them
*the only reason i made ian apparently leave was because he was being a dumbass and for my own personal entertainment. i didn't know he has a disease that keeps him from eating junkfood or whatever and frankly i don't give a sh** he was still being a dumbass and i'd do the to a 9/11 survivor if they were being retarded.
*i like black metal
*my life's pretty swag overall, i didn't make this thread to show you all that i'm suffering in life from being a permavirgin or some sh** because i live in an upper middle class family and i'm white so i really don't have anything to complain about.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Top 50 Albums List
« on: October 28, 2012, 06:24:20 PM »
These are pretty swag to make:


make one here: http://top50.topsters.de/

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Off-Topic Discussion / In Quite the Predicament
« on: February 26, 2012, 08:10:49 PM »
Ok so recently I reinstalled my OS and other stuff back on my laptop, and ever since I did that a while back, the volume doesn't work. As in, I keep getting an error saying there isn't a driver for sound, but I try to reinstall directx and it doesn't let me..

Wat do ?

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