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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 20, 2012, 04:00:10 AM »
She's an idiot though


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Chatterbox / Re: Three random songs from your playlist
« on: February 20, 2012, 03:49:52 AM »
Heroes Come Back - Naruto Shippuden OST
Unbeatable - Pokemon Advanced Battle OST
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 20, 2012, 03:34:04 AM »
Yeah, but you got beaten to space by the Russians

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 19, 2012, 04:17:01 PM »
And have us pay your Government, to get a fraction of what we pay back as our budget?

No thanks, you system is a cock and is stunting our growth

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: February 18, 2012, 05:30:29 PM »
I like penis.

(Image removed from quote.)
[THIS POST WAS EDITED BY THE MIGHTY NARYAR !]
Heh

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Scourge's Virus Specifics Thread
« on: February 18, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »
[Reasonably] Harmless Viruses

The viruses listed below do very little beyond replicating, and are thus reasonably undamaging.

5lo
Discovered in October 1992, this virus does little more than replicate. It only infects .exe files on the DOS operating system. It has a size of 1032 bytes. At the direct end of the infected file, the message 92.05.24.5lo.2.23MZ can be found, which is where this virus gets its name from.

The main way to tell that a file has been infected is that the size increases by 1000 - 1100 bytes. The timestamp of the file will also change to the time of infection. As the virus ties itself to the operating system, it can't be found through MEM/C. Total free space is also reduced by about 2KB.

Adolph
Adolph is a very basic virus that was discovered in the year 2000. All it does is change the timestamp of any file it infects to the date and time of infection, appending itself to the end of the file and adding . It affects all systems using Windows NT and contains the string Adolf Hitler.

Agena
Agena, often written as AGENA, is a memory-resident virus which infects .com and .exe files on DOS, including command.com. Upon infection, Agena becomes memory resident at a point at the start of the memory, but below the 640K DOS boundary. From there, Agena infects .com and .exe files as they are ran.

Agena appends itself to the end of the file, increasing its length by 723 to 738 bytes but not changing the timestamp of the file. Free memory will decrease by about 1296 bytes.

AntiCMOS
AntiCMOS, also known as Lenart, is a virus that would be dangerous if it was not for a massive bug in the code. It is a rather standard DOS boot sector virus, and was designed to erase the CMOS, having a payload date of December 1993, though, due to the bug in the code, the payload never happened in any variant. It was isolated in Hong Kong in 1994, but still exists in the wild as of 2005, having become common in North America in 1995. Though it may still exist, the threat is obsolete.

Applvir
Applvir is an old virus for the Apple II system created in 1981, around the same time the Elk Cloner virus was also created for the same system. Due to its age, not much is known about what it actually does, as the terms used back then are not the same as the terms used today. Made by Joe Delinger, the virus is designed to be effectively invisible - which only the third variant succeeds in being.

The second variant spread to the University of Illinois, where it caused the game "Congo" to stop working, but no other effects were recorded. The virus was still around as of 1984, but most modern anti-virus systems do not even notice it, and it poses no threat if it comes onto a system anyway, as Apple II are archaic systems and the probability of anyone having one nowadays is extremely low.

ARCV-n
ARCV-n is the collective name for a large range of incredibly similar viruses created by the ARCV group. Bordering on Annoying, the only thing these viruses do is infect .com and/or .exe files, depending on the variant, and display text messages on the screen when the infected program is run on a certain date.

Most of the variants have subvariants. The two main ones are:

*ICE-9 - Sorry 9H9P9D fans, this variant is completely unrelated to the mysterious Ice-9 from the game you love. These variants are all written by the ARCV member ICE-9
    - [X-1] displays the message ICE-9 Presents. In Association with The ARcV [X-1]. Michelangelo activates -< TOMORROW >- on March 3rd, possibly giving a warning to the payload of the Michaelangelo virus, though its payload is actually on March 6th.
    - [ACRV93] displays the message Happy New Year from the ARCV. Released 1 June 1992. Made in England by ICE-9 in January.
    - [ACRVXMAS] displays the message Happy Xmas from The ARCV. from December 20th to December 25th.
    - [SOLOMoN] displays the message Hello Dr Sol. & Fido. Lurve U lots ICE-9 (c) 1992 ARCV. P.S. Apache sez Hi(Dos) whenever the infected file is run
*Apache Warrior - Written by the ARCV member of the same name, the Apache Warrior variants often have interesting messages to display
    - [ARCV-3] displays the message Yo.. I've Just Found a Virus.. Oops.. Sorry I'm the Virus. Well let me introduce myself.. I am ARCV-3 Virus, by Apache Warrior. Long Live The ARCV and Whats an Hard ECU? Vote Yes to the Best Vote ARCV.. in February.
    - [ACRV-4] displays the message So Who's the Best Then? Oh Well Sorry But The ARCV Are The Best! Well Your in Favor with Us then. on May 9
    - [ARCV-2] displays the message Help.. Help.. I'm Sinking........ in April
    - [ARCV-1] displays the message Long Live The ARCV. MUFC for the League! (c) Apache Warrior, ARCV Pres. 92 Welcome to the REAL World. And the ARCV 1 Virus! on June 15th
    - [ACRV-10] displays the message Well its finally here The -= ARCV =- Welcome To our New Members.......... whenever the infected file is run
    - [JO] displays the message Looking Good Slimline Joanna. Made in England by Apache Warrior, ARCV Pres. Jo Ver. 1.11 (c) Apache Warrior 92. I Love You Joanna, Apache... Another, similar virus with the same prefix code displays the message This is Dedicated To the Girl I Love, Joanna Dicks. Made in England by Apache Warrior, ARCV Pres. Jo Ver. 1.01 (c) Apache Warrior 92. I Love You Joanna, Apache.. whenever the infected file is run. This is obviously an earlier version of this variant
    - [Sandwich] is possibly the most interesting of all the variants, displaying the message Which ARCV Member Likes a Sandwich? Cheese, Beef Spread, Cucumber and Crisp Corned Beef and Salad Cream Jaffa Cake and Hamster on Rye Is it A. Apache Warrior B. ICE-9 C. Slartibartfast Select a Letter: Well you know you're ARCV Members. Bad Luck.. Better Luck Next Time. whenever the infected file is run. This message references a third ARCV member, possibly the one responsible for all the seemingly unrelated variants.
   -  [Scythe] displays the message This is the Scythe for Reaper Man. Beware I'm Sharp! Made in England by Apache Warrior, ARCV Pres. Scythe Ver. 1.01 (c) Apache Warrior 92. Reaper Man Swung The SCYTHE and the PC Died! on December 12th. The message references [Reaperman], another Apache Warrior variant.

Cohvir
Cohvir is the first virus to ever be referred to as a virus. Written by Fred Cohen and discovered in 1983, all this virus does is prepend itself to Unix executable files. It was created merely as a test to show how self-replicating code worked.

Denzuko
Denzuko is famous for being the first nematode - a virus that destroys another virus. It was created to destroy the Brain virus, and will remove itself if the computer is booted from the harddrive. Its potential to be destructive is small, as it writes itself to 9 sectors on track 40 of floppy disks, which are not used by typical 360KB floppy disks. It does not write itself to the harddrive at all. However, if the user attempts to use CTRL-ALT-DELETE, DEN ZUKO will appear on the screen in stylised text and the virus will remain in memory as the computer reboots. This virus was discovered in 1988 and was created by Denny Zuko of Indonesia.

Elk Cloner
Elk Cloner is a virus that infects Apple II systems. Written nigh simultaneously with Applvir, the two viruses hold about the same threat level, though Elk Cloner can actually be detected by Avira. This boot sector virus was written by the then 15-year-old Rich Skrenta as a practical joke on his friends. On every fiftieth boot, the screen would display the short poem

Elk Cloner: The program with a personality
It will get on all your disks
It will infiltrate your chips
Yes, it's Cloner!
It will stick to you like glue
It will modify RAM too
Send in the Cloner!


Joshi
Joshi is a DOS boot sector virus that borders annoying, but is reasonably harmless. It originated from India and was discovered in 1990. It writes itself in a rather complicated manner - as it says on the Malware Wiki "When the system is booted with a disk infected with Joshi, the virus will become resident in memory and takes up about 6,000 bytes. The virus infects the partition tables of hard disks. It also infects any floppy disks that are accessed while the virus is resident. On hard disks, the rest of the virus woud be stored at track 0, sectors 2 to 6. The original partition table will be stored at track 0, sector 9. On floppies, it will be at 41, sectors 1 to 5 on 360 kilobyte disks and track 81, sectors 1 to 5 on 1.2 megabyte disks."

It causes any attempt to format the disk to fail with a bad track 0 error. In addition, it protects its sectors from being overwritten by the Stoned virus. Any attempts to read the boot sector will be redirected to the copy of the boot sector.

On January 5, the screen will turn green and the message Type "Happy birthday Joshi" will appear on the screen. The computer won't respond until you type in Happy birthday Joshi.

nVIR
nVIR is a virus that infects Macintosh systems running OS 4.1 to OS 8, making it rather obsolete. There are many variants, each giving different symptoms, such as application crashes, errors with laser printers, and, if the user has Macintalk installed, the system will occasionally say Don't panic and also beep on occasion.

OneHalf
OneHalf is an unusual polymorphic virus for DOS, which has the rather interesting payload of encrypting the files it infects and decrypting them when they are accessed. It infects the master boot record, .com and .exe files, with the exception of any file with SCAN, CLEAN, FINDVIRU, GUARD, NOD, VSAFE, MSAV or CHKDSK in the name. The virus will display the following message on 4th, 8th, 10th, 14th, 18th, 20th, 24th, 28th and 30th of any month and under some other conditions:

Dis is one half.

Press any key to continue ...


Rushhour
This virus only infects KEYBGR.com, a German keyboard driver on DOS systems. An infected system will occassionally let out noises similar to white noise, and the code contains the message string:

This program is a VIRUS program.
Once activated it has control over alls
ystem devices and even over all storage
media inserted by the user. It continually
copies itself into uninfected operating
systems and thus spreads uncontrolled.
The fact that the virus does not destroy any
user programs or erase the disk is merely due
to a philanthropic trait of the author......


A variant of this virus has this similar message in Dutch:

Dit is een demonstratie van een zogenaamd computervirus.Het
heeft volledige controle over alle systeem-componentenen alle
harde schijven en in de drive(s) ingevoerdediskettes. Het
programma kopieert zichzelf naar andere,nog niet besmette
besturingssystemen en verspreidt zich opdie manier
ongecontroleerd. In dit geval zijn er geenprogramma`s beschadigd
of schijven gewist, omdat ditslechts een demonstratie is. Een
kwaadaardig virushad echter wel degelijk schade aan kunnen richten.


Which I believe - but don't quote me on this - means This is a demonstration of a so-called computer virus. It has complete control over all system components all hard disks and in the drive(s) introduced diskettes. It copies itself to another uncontaminated program, and spreads in an uncontrolled manner. No program has been damaged and no disks were erased, because this is solely a demonstration. It would have been possible to create one that does damage, but that would be contrary to our goals.

SCA
This is the first virus to have been created for the Commodore Amiga system, and one of the first to become infamous among the public of the time. It was written by Swiss Cracking Association member CHRIS, and displays the following text on every fifteenth reboot:

Something wonderful has happened Your AMIGA is alive !!! and, even better...
Some of your disks are infected by a VIRUS !!! Another masterpiece of The Mega-Mighty SCA !!


Though it does no damage to harddrives, if a floppy disk that uses a custom bootblock (such as a game floppy) becomes infected, it will be rendered unusable. It can also cause damage by erasing newer filesystems on floppys if the user does not know the correct install command to uninstall SCA (install df0: FFS FORCE)

Scores
Scores is a Macintosh virus first discovered in 1988. It was written by a programmer who was annoyed at being fired from the company he worked at, and it only attacks two unreleased programs made by said company. Scores infects Scrapbook, Notepad and System files on System 6 and System 7. The simplest way to identify that your system is infected is by checking to see what icon Notepad and Scrapbook icons have. If they have blank document icons instead of either little Macintosh icons or their own standard icons, then they are infected. Though Scores was not created to cause damage, a system running 6.0.4 or above will have its system files damaged, as they use the same resources as Scores.

Scott's Valley
Scott's Valley is a 1990s DOS virus that is a member of the Slow family of viruses. It is a very standard DOS virus, and infects .com and .exe files. All infected files increase in size by about 2131 bytes, and Interrupt 21 will be hooked. As with all Slow viruses, Scott's Valley slows down the system. It does nothing else to damage the system.

Signum
Signum, also known as BPL, is one of the few viruses for the Atari computer systems, in particular the Atari ST. This virus infects the boot sector on any floppies inserted into the A: or B: drives. Not much else is known, but it was not known to cause damage. It is estimated that, at one point, the virus' population exceeded 1 million.

Trackswap
Trackswap is a boot sector virus that originates from the same place as Dark Avenger and his viruses, but it is unknown whether or not he created this virus. All this virus does is infect inserted disks, and is relatively harmless. It has a similar name to the Swap virus from Israel, but they appear to be unrelated.

W32.Induc.A
This virus is not only a show of how boring and unimaginitive virus names are nowadays, it is also one of the more modern viruses on my list. It only infects files used by the program Delphi, and remains dormant in the system until said program is installed. It was discovered in 2009 and can infect all released Windows computers.

ZMist
ZMist, also known as Zombie.Mistfall, is a metamorphic virus created by a Russian virus writer going under the name Zombie. All it was designed to do was show off how metamorphic viruses work, by inserting itself into a .exe by moving some of the .exe's code and essentially rebuilding the file around itself.

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 18, 2012, 11:08:40 AM »
Next, Wales will follow suit, and the U.K. will cease to exist. HAHAHAHAHA suck it Britfags.
Actually, Wales can't make enough revenue on its own, nor can N Ireland

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 18, 2012, 10:36:45 AM »
Here's the closer on that argument

Scotland is charged a different rate of postal to England. Beyond that, there is classification of "Mainland UK" and "North Scotland"

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 18, 2012, 07:46:54 AM »
He's Scottish, same as NFX and Sys. I'm the British one
Well, United Kingdomish then.  :p

Edit: Hang on a minute, Scotland is in Great Britain so Scottish still = British.
Might not be for long.

Would be best if it were after the next priministerial election since Scottland is full of Labour voters so we might knock the Tories of their high horse.
Actually, most of us vote SNP

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 18, 2012, 07:08:27 AM »
He's Scottish, same as NFX and Sys. I'm the British one

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 18, 2012, 05:19:04 AM »
Going to sh** en rapide.

Until we get Independence, then it will soar above the rest of the sh**ty EU
scotland is not a real country! you are an englishman with a dress!
You're an obvious troll, but I still want to punch you in the soul Spoony-style

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Chatterbox / Re: What do you think of the country you live in?
« on: February 18, 2012, 02:22:59 AM »
Going to sh** en rapide.

Until we get Independence, then it will soar above the rest of the sh**ty EU

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Scourge's Virus Specifics Thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 11:10:40 AM »
- Annoying viruses
 - Vienna viruses
  - 1260
  - Chameleon
  - Choinka
  - Gympel
  - Iraqui Warrior
  - Lisbon
  - Monxla/Interceptor
  - NewVienna
  - NTKC
  - Reboot
  - Violator/Arf/Christmas Violator/Baby
  - W13
 - 4K/Frodo
 - A and A
 - ABC
 - Acme
 - Actified
 - Ada
 - AGI-PLAN
 - Ah
 - AI
 - AIDS
 - AIDS II
 - Alabama
 - Alameda
 - Brain
 - Burger
 - Datacrime
 - Eliza
 - Eumel.383
 - Fun.exe
 - Ghostballs
 - MacMag
 - Stoned viruses
  - Stoned
  - Michaelangelo
  - Beijing
  - Swedish Disaster
  - Manitoba
  - Noint
  - Stamford
  - Angelina
 - Murphy viruses
  - Murphy
  - Murphy.1284
  - Murphy.2
  - Murphy.1480
  - Amilia
  - Badtaste
  - Brothers
  - Cemetery
  - David
  - Digger
  - Kamasya
  - Migram
  - Nuke
  - Tormentor
  - Woodstock
  - Diabolik
  - Erasmus
  - Grog
  - CrackerJack variants
   - Murphy.1399
   - Murphy.1650
   - Delyrium
    - Delyrium.1638
    - Delyrium.1778
    - Delyrium.1780
   - Goblin
   - HIV
   - Locker
   - Napalm
   - Pest
 - LSD.com
 - Ontario
 - Pixel viruses
  - Pixel
  - Cancer
  - Cheef
  - Hydra
  - Pixel.III
  - Password
  - Self
 - Shankar's Virus
 - Simile
 - Tequila
 - Urkel
 - Vacsina
 - Whale
 - Win32/Mabezat.B
- Dangerous viruses
 - Vienna.Reboot
 - Abraxas
 - Acid
 - Alcon
 - Bad Sectors 1.2
 - ByteBandit
 - Com64/BHP
 - Dark Avenger viruses
  - Eddie
  - Anthrax
 - DBase
 - Form
 - Lamer Exterminator
 - Lehigh
 - MDEF
 - Tormentor
 - Woodstock
 - Pest
 - Natas
 - Phage
 - Hydra
 - Win32/Sality.AM
 - Win32/Virut.AA
 - Zag.1106
- Deadly viruses
 - Vienna.NewVienna
 - Casino
 - CIH/Chernobyl
 - CMOSDead
 - Festering Hate
 - Jerusalem viruses
  - Jerusalem
  - Get Password 1
  - Suriv
  - Jeru-Sunday
  - PQSR
  - Anarkia
  - Jeruspain
  - Frere
  - Westwood
  - Jerusalem-113
  - Jerusalem-Apocalypse
  - Jerusalem-T1
  - Jerusalem-T13
  - Jerusalem Sat13
  - Jerusalem-Czech
  - Jerualsem-Frere2
  - Jerusalem-Nemesis
  - Jerusalem-Captain Trip
  - Jerusalem-J
  - Jerusalem-Yellow
  - Jerusalem-Jan25
  - Skism
  - Carfield
  - Mendoza
 - Hare
 - INIT 1984
 - Badtaste
 - David
 - Migram
 - Nuke
 - Diabolik
 - Erasmus
 - Delyrium series
 - Goblin
 - Napalm
 - Smack
 - Cheef
- Amusing viruses
 - 4K/Frodo
 - Adolph
 - AIDS
 - AIDS II
 - Ambulance
 - Animal
 - Bliss
 - Cascade
 - Christmas EXEC
 - Flip
 - Frere
 - Jerusalem-Frere2
 - Japanese Christmas
 - Amilia
 - David
 - LSD.com
 - Pikachu Virus
 - PingPong
 - Shoerec
 - Stupid
 - Swap
 - Techno.com
 - Virdem
 - Yankeedoodle
 - Zerobug

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 09:43:29 AM »
The Pikachu virus is believed to be the first computer virus targeted towards children. It contains the character "Pikachu" from the Pokémon series, and is in the form of an e-mail titled "Pikachu Pokemon [sic]" with the message: "Pikachu is your friend."

When users open an attachment, an image of a pensive Pikachu appears on the screen with the ungrammatical message: "Between millions of people around the world I found you. Don't forget to remember this day every time MY FRIEND." It simultaneously sends e-mails to everyone in the user's address book, giving it the potential to spread quickly. It also adds the lines "del C:\WINDOWS" and "del C:\WINDOWS\system32" to the file "autoexec.bat", which is executed at next boot. The virus was not well coded, so it would give a prompt asking if you wanted to delete those folders.

Sounds like mailing worm











Hey guys! I found a Wabbit! You'll like this, it'll explain a lot to you

A wabbit is a type of self-replicating computer program. Unlike viruses, wabbits do not infect host programs or documents. Unlike worms, wabbits do not use network capabilities of computers to spread. Instead, a wabbit repeatedly replicates itself on a local computer. Wabbits can be programmed to have (malicious) side effects. An example of a wabbit is a fork bomb. The name "wabbit" is probably derived from Elmer Fudd's derhotic pronunciation of 'rabbit' in the Warner Brothers cartoons that featured him and Bugs Bunny. Like rabbits, these programs have an ability to multiply quickly.

This is what Creeper is, yet it's classified as a virus

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 09:27:28 AM »
I don't care if it hangs the computer, it's going under amusing 8D

956
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 09:24:21 AM »
I haven't seen that one before. Got any information on it?

957
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:56:40 AM »
It's in Software, that's all the clue you need

958
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 06:55:47 AM »
Aye, I can make the first one.

959
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 06:52:28 AM »
Yeah, but a Shutdown bat oughta do the trick

960
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The virus thread
« on: February 17, 2012, 06:47:13 AM »
Vista? I can make a pretty harmless fake virus for that

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