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4681
« on: April 23, 2011, 08:15:03 PM »
If I think much more about this I'mma explode in an out of context way...
http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/482.jpg @Hydro I don't think Scourge would like me as much she does you though. :P
Why thank you :D
And now I shall go AFK *grabs BBQ sauce and a towel*
Why BBQ?
Good lubricant, easy to wash off, and masks the smell of ejaculate.
That's good to know... I wonder what Scourge would think about our little conversation...
*shrugs*
If I was her I'd be like, "That's terribly sexy."
4682
« on: April 23, 2011, 08:06:48 PM »
 Yes this was worth the effort.
4683
« on: April 23, 2011, 08:03:41 PM »
If I think much more about this I'mma explode in an out of context way...
http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/482.jpg @Hydro I don't think Scourge would like me as much she does you though. :P
Why thank you :D
And now I shall go AFK *grabs BBQ sauce and a towel*
Why BBQ?
Good lubricant, easy to wash off, and masks the smell of ejaculate.
That's good to know... I wonder what Scourge would think about our little conversation...
4684
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:43:48 PM »
If I think much more about this I'mma explode in an out of context way...
http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/482.jpg @Hydro I don't think Scourge would like me as much she does you though. :P
Why thank you :D
And now I shall go AFK *grabs BBQ sauce and a towel*
Why BBQ?
4685
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:39:51 PM »
If I think much more about this I'mma explode in an out of context way...
http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/482.jpg@Hydro I don't think Scourge would like me as much she does you though. :P
4686
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:35:03 PM »
This thread just became 20% cooler.
4687
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:31:58 PM »
Meh. She mentioned seriously having sex (since the age of consent in Oklahoma is 16) but I didn't think it was the right time... Plus we've been going out for, like 6 months. So maybe sometime in the future...
Here in Nevada it's 16, in every surrounding state it's 18 (unless that chart lied to me) :D
We'll both be 16 when she's here, too... *rubs hands together excitedly, thinking about the possibilities*
Tempting, but lolno.
Yeah.
However, there may or may not be close quarter nudity *grins widely*
Hmmmm....
And most likely inappropriate contact, just no intercourse.
HMMMmmmmm....
4688
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:26:55 PM »
Meh. She mentioned seriously having sex (since the age of consent in Oklahoma is 16) but I didn't think it was the right time... Plus we've been going out for, like 6 months. So maybe sometime in the future...
Here in Nevada it's 16, in every surrounding state it's 18 (unless that chart lied to me) :D
We'll both be 16 when she's here, too... *rubs hands together excitedly, thinking about the possibilities*
Tempting, but lolno.
Yeah.
However, there may or may not be close quarter nudity *grins widely*
Hmmmm....
4689
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:24:43 PM »
Meh. She mentioned seriously having sex (since the age of consent in Oklahoma is 16) but I didn't think it was the right time... Plus we've been going out for, like 6 months. So maybe sometime in the future...
Here in Nevada it's 16, in every surrounding state it's 18 (unless that chart lied to me) :D
We'll both be 16 when she's here, too... *rubs hands together excitedly, thinking about the possibilities*
Tempting, but lolno.
4690
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:16:21 PM »
Meh. She mentioned seriously having sex (since the age of consent in Oklahoma is 16) but I didn't think it was the right time... Plus we've been going out for, like 6 months. So maybe sometime in the future...
4691
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:10:23 PM »
What I like about it is the likeliness of it happening in actuality :D
Oh yeah, the trip to Scotland er, whatever.
Nah, I'mma fly her here. But no intercourse will be had (unless one of us snaps and rapes the other) on the trip. We both think premarital sex is wrong.
That's... interesting. Speaking of dreams like that, my girlfriend said that she had a dream about me and her having sex. She says it wasn't very appealing and said that it's probably accurate. That made me feel like crap the rest of the day...
4692
« on: April 23, 2011, 07:08:06 PM »
"Workers of all countries," is what the first part says, not sure about the last word. At the bottom it says "CCCP" which is "USSR"
Workers of all countries unite?
4693
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:55:23 PM »
What I like about it is the likeliness of it happening in actuality :D
Oh yeah, the trip to Scotland er, whatever.
4694
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:52:50 PM »
I had a dream last night that I was making sweet love to Scourge. That dream was fun. I woke up touching myself.
Pass the brain bleach, comrade.
Sorry, we're all out.
It burns so much... You and Scourge... *dies* Cthulhu: "Can't let you do that, Odin" *resurrects me* Oh well, I tried.
4695
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:50:06 PM »
I had a dream last night that I was making sweet love to Scourge. That dream was fun. I woke up touching myself.
Pass the brain bleach, comrade.
4697
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:45:59 PM »
4698
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:43:41 PM »
Sorry. Oklahoma's a long ways away from San Diego. :P
4699
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:39:55 PM »
I had this one dream where I was falling in an endless abyss. Untill I woke up. Creepy stuff maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
4700
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:09:03 PM »
lolololololol
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