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« on: June 01, 2013, 10:19:12 PM »
Kill drove along the deep wooded forest durring the winter solstice. He could barely see so he used his echolocation to drive into the dense potato tree forest. He knew he had reached his destination. He approached a large sillo that was painted to look like the challenger rocket ship. Kill pushed the door open and a cold gale hit him in the face like a twinking with a halo storm in it.He ran through the door, straight into Greenland. He looked straight down and took a chainsaw out of his back pocket. he cut a whole in the ice below him. Then, he fell into the world's best night club. He made 87 dollars playing pool and darts. He went over to the bar and bought a kool aid and everclear. A beautiful fine southern broad came over and sat beside him. He looked up casualy and the bar tender through her a beer. They both pounded down the drinks and went to the back of the dance floor by a platinium couch and sat down. The woman rubbed Kill's inner thigh and start whispering dirty thoughts in his ear. Kill leaned back but as he was putting his arm back, he knocked her crotch. Something was wrong, it felt like a plastic bag filled with roast beef. The woman reached to the back of her head and pulled off a mask. The woman was actually Enigma. Enigma was hella horny and lunged at Kill. Kill was horified, mostly cause he wasted money on buying Enigma a beer. Kill took out his chainsaw and cut Enigma apart. He threw the body and the parts in the middle of the dance floor which were immediately eaten by super sexy aliens in the club. Kill decided he need to get home to his echidna farm. So, he took out a jetpack and flew all the way back to Saskatchewan to live the thug lyfe and plan out Lil Wayne's assassination with his partner Jerry Seinfeld.
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