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Discussion / Re: RA2 Tech Demo
« on: May 15, 2011, 02:29:44 PM »
It might not ever happen, but we can sure as heck try.

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Discussion / Re: RA2 Tech Demo
« on: May 15, 2011, 02:25:37 PM »
S_M, The house you stand in was made by people working together. Just because I'm ambitious doesn't mean I'm successful, so the best thing for us to do is work together and make something awesome.

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Discussion / Re: RA2 Tech Demo
« on: May 15, 2011, 02:18:29 PM »
It's very glitchy. See JD's vid.

I know that, but if we mix the right blend of RA2 and this Tech Demo, imagine what we could accomplish.

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Discussion / Re: RA2 Tech Demo
« on: May 15, 2011, 02:15:41 PM »
Well, what's stopping us? It seems to have similar engine and layout to RA2, so it's not like we'll be banging rocks together.

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Discussion / Re: RA2 Tech Demo
« on: May 15, 2011, 02:11:23 PM »
*IDEA*

Why don't we make an expansion pack based on this version of the game instead? It seems like a much better engine.

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R.I.P Random guy I know nothing about that I meant to care about.

You will be missed.

Oh wait, no you won't.

2647
Chatterbox / Re: WeeGee board stories
« on: May 15, 2011, 01:41:08 PM »
DP

Oh, Garvin... Garvin, garvin, Garvin... This is how you write a horror story:

As I write this, he is coming. He is coming faster and faster than ever. In order for me
to ward him off, I have to play "Can You Feel the Sunshine" over and over again. God,
I wish I didn't have to do this. If I even stop, even for one minute, he will kill me. He'll
probably kill me anyway, knowing what a sick **** he is. Oh god, I am so lucky I got out
of that house in time.

My story begins with me and my mate called Jacob all the way back in 1996. We were
at his house playing games and chilling, eating Doritos. Nothing wrong with that, as far
as I see it. Me and my friend were video game fanatics, I loved Mario and my friend
loved sonic, so sometimes we would fall out over which game was best.. After seeing
Sonic 3D blast he said "Why in the holy mother of f*** don't they make a real 3d game,
in stead of this crap?" I agreed with him. They needed a good game, otherwise they
would just drop off the market and shrivel up into a speck so tiny, you couldn't even
see it if the sun was out and you had a 300X microscope!

A few months later he got a Saturn and Sonic R. Me and my friend played it for days,
and we loved every second. We enjoyed racing each other. Then the message came
along. I knew something was wrong because as soon at the screen said 'you have
unlocked the Tails Doll', there was nothing there! Not even any background! Just the
red-tinged words, "Tails Doll." Then we watched a wrestling match on TV. My friends
favourite wrestler was on, The Rock. As soon as he came on stage, however, the
music reversed, so it said 'He's coming' over and over. Then I got creeped out, so I
slowly turned the TV off. No sooner had I turned it off, a levitating Tails Doll came
bursting through the window and asked the dreaded question in an voice dredged
with insanity.

"Can you feel the sunshine?"

It asked this question, before laughing like a maniac. I stared at him with my jaw
dropped. My friend rushed for the air gun on his bed and opened fire. It did not have
and effect. The bullets just seemed to deflect off of him. The bullets ricocheted off the
walls, all over the room and eventually went in him. As he fell to the floor, smeared in
blood, screaming, the Tails Doll entangled in his insides. I jumped out of the window
and ran. I landed in some garbage. Fortunately, it cushioned my fall, considering we
were on the top floor. I decided I had to get out, so I ran. I ran and ran and ran until I
could see him no more; and even then I carried on. I heard distant voice in my head
that said 'Run, rabbit, run'.

I made my way back to my house.  As soon as I was inside, I dialled 999, but there was
no answer.

"Please wait while we put you on hold!"

Police shouldn't put you on hold! And the hold music was "Can you Feel the
Sunshine!" At this point I discovered my mum, but she was just a lifeless, sad doll with
eyes that gave off no emotions. My dad was dead too. No life in him, either.

Eleven years have passed since then. I have all of my friends possessions. Recently I
tried to forgot that the Tails Doll existed, and told myself that he is just a lie. Now he is
coming closer and closer, and I cannot stop him if I'm lucky I might
just…OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD HE'S HERE!!!!!

...................................................

He stood against me. We were practically head-to-head. I looked at him and said
through gritted teeth "You're pathetic."

He suddenly grabbed a knife from out of nowhere and plunged it into me. Hot red
blood gushed from my deep knife wound. I screamed and screamed. I knew I was
going to die. The Tails Doll grabbed my insides and stuffed them into him mouth. My
whole vision was…shaking. I was just…lifeless. My body…felt like wool. I was stuck.

I am still stuck now, in this empty house, waiting for somebody to find the answers.
And if you find this book, run. Just run. He will come for you. He never loses a meal.
And he is never full. Escape from this house if you live in it. Don't stay. By the way, If
you are wondering what I am, well…It's too gruesome. Let's just say, half doll, half
man. My blood has already clotted from the wool, and now, my blood is like paste. I
can't move. I never will be able to again.

Please…help me…My name…John. Jonathan Mazamachumphys. Laugh it up if you
will, but don't laugh at the fact that you're next. He could be behind you right now,
lurking in the shadows, yet you read on, curious to find out what will happen in my
miserable life. It's people like you that make me happy I can't explore the world
anymore. Just…don't feel the sunshine. Stay away from the sun. And if you see the
sun and the moon in the same place…Watch out.

Why have you read this far anyway? You know he's coming for you, so why don't you
get a knife or something? Or call the police. Every second he could be getting closer
and closer. He moves very quick…for a doll. The sad thing about this story is that by
reading this far, you have sealed your doom. There is no way out now. He knows
where you are. He is the devil incarnate. He is the guy that the FBI always missed. He
was the guy who made hell. You will go there, actually. He grabs your soul and takes
it to his fiery lair, and if you fall…Suffer with burns and a broken spine. After all, you
are a spirit. What do you care? If you are reading this early in the morning, that's a
good choice. He doesn't like sunlight much.

How do I know all this? Good question. Well, it's like this. Tails Doll come and kills us.
Or, should I say, Tails Dolls. Anyway, they come and eat you up. Then they steal your
soul and put it into a woollen skin. And you have to drag about your soft woollen body
around peoples houses and just kill them if you don't like them. It's like the Godfather,
except everyone's the Don. Me? No…I was a hybrid. A prototype. An experiment of
flesh and wool. There are a few like me. About fifty, actually. I hate it here, just sitting
here, collecting dust, talking to myself over and over about broken dreams and olden
times. Sometimes the odd spider runs across my nose.

Well, I gotta go. I've got kill someone. Oh no…On my death list, you're next. I might as
well tell you, because you cannot defend yourself. Hide. Kill yourself. Anything! Just
don't go into the light. Become nocturnal. Just…die. Rot in hell. I don't care. Honest!
There are many ways to die. You see that computer or laptop, there? Yeah. Just
whack yourself over the head with that. It'll only hurt the first few times. Then you'll be
dead. Makes it easier to eat out your insides, actually. You're also quite young, by the
looks of my files.  All the better! The younger, the tastier! These are all true words,
you know. All real. They all make perfect sense if you... connect the dots.

(Webmasters note:  We do not recommend taking your own life.  That's exactly what
the Doll wants.)

(Oh, and BTW, I wrote that half a year ago.)

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Chatterbox / Re: WeeGee board stories
« on: May 15, 2011, 01:37:45 PM »
Aww, i thought I was your squire...

2649
DSL TC Showcases / Re: Urjaks Showcase
« on: May 15, 2011, 01:26:38 PM »
Oh god, that's awesome. *high 5*

And I thought my Perm 80'd SS with 16 razors was good.

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Stock Showcases / Re: A Fractured Stock Showcase
« on: May 14, 2011, 10:18:25 PM »
In.

Bloody.

Credible.

I have no idea on how to improve it, absolutely zero.

2651
Modifications / Re: The DSL 3.0 preview thread
« on: May 14, 2011, 10:01:23 PM »
Wait, tech demo? Show us/me, We've/I've never seen it.

2652
Chatterbox / Re: What is Unichronology?
« on: May 13, 2011, 07:47:25 PM »
I've heard this word before. Unichronology is believing or following only one timeline. A person who is a Unichronologist is known more usually as a Linearist. The opposite of a Linearist is a Splitist, someone who believes and follows multiple storylines or believes in a series branching into seperate mini-series.

2653
Chatterbox / Humourous Song Names
« on: May 13, 2011, 05:21:34 PM »
Basically, think up the funniest/craziest song name you can. It can be dirty, as long as you censor it.

CD 1:
My True D*** Size
Skydiving Glockenshpeil Player
Jesus goes to K-Mart
The Sound That A Kid Makes Whilst Getting Ran Over, Turned Into A Song
Up Down, Up Down, B, A, Start
The MotherF****** Rain
That Guy's Wearing A Hat
Oh My F****** God It's a Dinosaur
Katate Chopping Fat Guys
That Song (Ft. Those Guys)
F*** Her, Everyone Else Has

CD2:
We Ran Out of Disk Space
Mad Men.
Science for Insane People
Your Air Freshener Smells Like Crap
A Sonic Recreation Of The End Of The World
Worse Than the Song Above
It's Not The End Of The World, But Give Me Your Money Anyway
Everything I've Lost Over The Years

2654
Discussion / Re: Recommended OS?
« on: May 13, 2011, 12:43:16 PM »
Axle loading and Trinity. Never been able to do either on my Win7, done both on my XP.

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Discussion / Re: Recommended OS?
« on: May 13, 2011, 12:40:32 PM »
RA2 is fine for me on my Windows 7 laptop.

For me, stacking is harder on Windows 7.

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Discussion / Re: Recommended OS?
« on: May 13, 2011, 12:38:26 PM »
Windows 7 will run, but glitches will be harder.

I recommend Windows XP SP2 or Windows 95 Plus.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: ty4er's showcase
« on: May 13, 2011, 11:03:02 AM »
Yeah, but one strike from those bandwagon VS and your bot will be disabled.

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Existing Games / Re: Gran Turismo GTM
« on: May 13, 2011, 10:43:21 AM »
BUMP

3 more people need to choose their cars. Badnik is disqualified.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Music ATM
« on: May 12, 2011, 04:17:53 PM »

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Stock Showcases / Re: FOTEPX'S Stock Showcase
« on: May 12, 2011, 02:07:55 PM »

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