soo yeah here i was moping over forkie's failure BUT THEN I MANNED UP, PULLED UP MY SLEEVES AND SAID
"**** this forkie's gonna be awesome tier not playzooki tier"
AND THEN GENIUS STRUCK ME

FORKIE, BADASS VERSION
IT HAS 5MM OF KICK-ASS, SHINY TITANIUM AAAND INCREASED SPEED FOR INCREASED
EDGE, PLENTY OF BATTERY POWER SO IT WONT TIRE ITSELF
NO NO THIS HERE FORKIE HAS BEEN DOING SOME LIFTING
NO LONGER THE NERD OF THE EXTRA FAMILY, NOW IT'S SO ALPHA IT'S ALWAYS FIRST
KICK ASS FORK AS WELL. AND IT DOES DAMAGE SINCE IT'S MADE OF BEATERS. THE REAR SPIKE IS THERE FOR MAKING MORE DAMAGE (RAWR), FOR LOOKING MAGNIFICENT BUT MOSTLY TO PREVENT GETTING STUCK
BITCHES LOVE THE NEW, MANLIER, SCRAP-DADDY-TIER FORKIE
**** yeah caps lock