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The Parsec Zone
« on: December 31, 2018, 06:37:05 PM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2018, 06:39:47 PM »
Would like to formally apologise for being the one to sarcastically tell him to post this on GTM. He did not realising I was joking.
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2018, 06:43:10 PM »
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2018, 06:55:52 PM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E

 
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2019, 07:35:10 PM »
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2019, 07:37:41 PM »
Best Post of GTM 2019 right here folks.  We did it.  Nothing can beat this.

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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2019, 07:40:58 PM »
This would be great advice...if it worked for Code Red in the first place. I seem to recall him doing this and he's ended up driving into the pit every Parsec tournament before blaming lagging or the host! :V
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2019, 07:43:46 PM »
Best Post of GTM 2019 right here folks.  We did it.  Nothing can beat this.
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The Parsec Zone Part II
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2019, 08:16:47 PM »
Code Redalert irl



you may wonder how I do so well in driving into the pit like a boss, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the pit, think of that gaping hole, ignore the fact that you will lose immediately. Winning is not the goal
-after that make sure you know exactly where it will go
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to that pit, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the pit
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a fog of war)

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Re: The Parsec Zone Part II
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2019, 08:24:19 PM »
Code Redalert irl



you may wonder how I do so well in driving into the pit like a boss, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the pit, think of that gaping hole, ignore the fact that you will lose immediately. Winning is not the goal
-after that make sure you know exactly where it will go
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to that pit, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the pit
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a fog of war)
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2019, 08:27:23 PM »
Code Redalert irl



you may wonder how I do so well in driving into the pit like a boss, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the pit, think of that gaping hole, ignore the fact that you will lose immediately. Winning is not the goal
-after that make sure you know exactly where it will go
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to that pit, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the pit
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a fog of war)
You stole it from code red smh
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2019, 07:21:42 AM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.


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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2019, 09:59:08 AM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2019, 11:56:12 AM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2019, 12:20:10 PM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
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Of course it was! This is definitely something you don't do and then get angry when it doesn't work...right? Nah, I MUST be thinking of someone else. :dumb)
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Re: The Parsec Zone
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2019, 02:28:49 PM »
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
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Of course it was! This is definitely something you don't do and then get angry when it doesn't work...right? Nah, I MUST be thinking of someone else. :dumb)
I don't really follow the instructions of the zone, I tried to make it a meme and it didn't really work as I wanted to, I wanted it to be ironic and stupid, and it backfired completely
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The REAL Parsec Zone
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2019, 02:41:32 PM »
I don't really follow the instructions of the zone...

Ah yes, you don't follow THIS Parsec Zone, you follow another one. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Code Red's ACTUAL Parsec Zone".
- Declare before your match that you're deafening yourself to concentrate.
- Don't drive your bot upon activation, allowing someone else to drive for you. (Such a gentleman!)
- Suddenly come back and start driving again before driving yourself into the pit.
- Make a fuss about how you were "lagging" to try and avoid the fact you drove into the pit again.
- Ragequit while constantly saying "I'M A BAD DRIVER GUYS, I'M A BAD DRIVER!" and declaring the host to rig the tournament against you. (Oh, forget what I said about being a gentleman.)
- ???
- Profit? Nah, there's no profit here...you just look like an imbecile.

Lesson of the day guys: don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about and be able to accept defeat! Be a Gentleman, don't be a Code Red. ;)
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Re: The REAL Parsec Zone
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2019, 02:44:40 PM »
I don't really follow the instructions of the zone...

Ah yes, you don't follow THIS Parsec Zone, you follow another one. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Code Red's ACTUAL Parsec Zone".
- Declare before your match that you're deafening yourself to concentrate.
- Don't drive your bot upon activation, allowing someone else to drive for you. (Such a gentleman!)
- Suddenly come back and start driving again before driving yourself into the pit.
- Make a fuss about how you were "lagging" to try and avoid the fact you drove into the pit again.
- Ragequit while constantly saying "I'M A BAD DRIVER GUYS, I'M A BAD DRIVER!" and declaring the host to rig the tournament against you. (Oh, forget what I said about being a gentleman.)
- ???
- Profit? Nah, there's no profit here...you just look like an imbecile.

Lesson of the day guys: don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about and be able to accept defeat! Be a Gentleman, don't be a Code Red. ;)
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Re: The REAL Parsec Zone
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2019, 02:48:05 PM »
There is no parsec zone

*looks at the title of the thread*
 
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You mean you've lied to us this whole time? Definitely not a gentleman then. You should hang your head in shame.
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Re: The REAL Parsec Zone
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2019, 02:51:52 PM »
There is no parsec zone

*looks at the title of the thread*
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You mean you've lied to us this whole time? Definitely not a gentleman then. You should hang your head in shame.
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