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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 08:26:09 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 08:28:15 PM »
Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2012, 07:17:22 AM »
Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.
Actually, there was legitimate reason for that.
As much as I like G1 Starscream (I tend to see him as the Decepticon equivalent of Naryar), I think it was his comparatively slower speed (as fast as he may be in Transformer terms with his alternate form), lack of agility, poor aim (If he'd got even a few good hits in with any of his more powerful weapons, such as his Minigun or Missiles, it would've been the end of Dash on the spot) and his own scheme backfiring on him that put him out of commission there.
 
And on the bright side, due to his indestructible Spark, he's technically the first character on there to survive a loss.



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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2012, 10:41:36 AM »
Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.
~text~
Does this look like bad aim to you?
*Cut to the seven minute mark*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRCGiJrOik&feature=relmfu# 

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2012, 01:35:02 AM »
But seriously- that had to be the most "Pulled-out-of-your-arse" victory in the whole series. Besides, it's Princess Peach we're talking about here. There's no way she could've beat Zelda like that.

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And her opponent was Princess Zelda. They're bothy namb pamby princesses that constantly have to be rescued by the protagonist of their respective game series. Also, the outcomes of the battles are determined before hand by an analysis of the characters' armor, weapons, and abilities. The videos are just for entertainment.

Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.
Name one time G1 Starscream actually won a fight or succeeded at anything ever. Rainbow Dash, meanwhile, is incredibly OP. Butthurt much?
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2012, 04:30:06 AM »
But seriously- that had to be the most "Pulled-out-of-your-arse" victory in the whole series. Besides, it's Princess Peach we're talking about here. There's no way she could've beat Zelda like that.

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And her opponent was Princess Zelda. They're bothy namb pamby princesses that constantly have to be rescued by the protagonist of their respective game series. Also, the outcomes of the battles are determined before hand by an analysis of the characters' armor, weapons, and abilities. The videos are just for entertainment.
Only just noticed this. Put it this way- when was the last time you saw Peach do anything remotely useful in the main games? (Not mentioning Super Princess Peach for the sake of argument)



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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2012, 04:47:54 AM »
Watching RD vs Starscream...

Interesting...

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2012, 05:00:14 AM »
Watching RD vs Starscream...

Interesting...
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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2012, 07:13:57 AM »
Talking of which...has anyone come up with any potential fights?



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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2012, 10:14:09 AM »
Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.
Name one time G1 Starscream actually won a fight or succeeded at anything ever. Rainbow Dash, meanwhile, is incredibly OP. Butthurt much?

The post above you?

Also, we should go back to Kabuto v RD.

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2012, 11:43:04 AM »
Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.
Name one time G1 Starscream actually won a fight or succeeded at anything ever. Rainbow Dash, meanwhile, is incredibly OP. Butthurt much?

The post above you?

Also, we should go back to Kabuto v RD.
Got to admit, though- as much as I like G1 Screamer, he'd probably find a way to lose against a newborn puppy.
 
 
But if it helps...I'd like to see Diamond Tiara against G1 Megatron, myself. Prissy, annoying little b-tch of a foal against the most evil robot I know?
 



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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2012, 12:53:04 PM »
Yeah, that is true.

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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2012, 07:33:44 AM »
Like when starscream was beaten by a freaking pony.
Name one time G1 Starscream actually won a fight or succeeded at anything ever. Rainbow Dash, meanwhile, is incredibly OP. Butthurt much?

The post above you?

Also, we should go back to Kabuto v RD.
Got to admit, though- as much as I like G1 Screamer, he'd probably find a way to lose against a newborn puppy.
 
 
But if it helps...I'd like to see Diamond Tiara against G1 Megatron, myself. Prissy, annoying little b-tch of a foal against the most evil robot I know?
 
That sound reminds me of Unreal,who ragequited GTM.


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I think that SS vs Rainbowdash haven't ended due for SS not being "KOed" IMO
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Re: Death Battle
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2014, 03:28:27 PM »



incredible
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.