the lorax
it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
So I take it the ending wasn't the same buzzkill as the original?
it was basically the tryed-and-done "lel bad guy loses xd good guiz win happily ever after world saved" but it wasnt like they were saving the world from much iirc
i think whoever the antagonist was was trying to make oxygen purchasable and have everything be plastic or whatever but it was honestly such a forgettable movie that i have no idea what they were saving, wasnt it blablasavenature or something ?
the lorax
it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
Still, could be worse-
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no god no anything but that; but atleast it tried to stay to the book to a degree, it follows the same plot ie "boy1 and girl2's mother goes away and a wild cat appears he completely screws up the house they need to clean it up they clean it up yey" but i do think they pretty much pulled the ending out of thier ass, giving "all is doomed" feelings the suddenly cat spawns thing1 and thing2 out of the box and magically cleaning everything up, even if they did do that in the book (i think they did that) its still a total anticlimax but thats just me going on about a spiel
the lorax
it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
I tend to think that at least 45% of kids films have the sam recycled material in them these days.
x character must accomplish y task
x goes on a quest/adventure/etc to finish y
x succeeds and saves self/significant other/world/etc
roll credits
Prometheus was pretty damn disappointing, the effects made it worth the watch but the acting was terrible (the guy portraying the android was probably the best amongst the actors), the storyline was also pretty hard to believe.
It seems pretty good when you watch it/after you've finished watching it but if you keep thinking about it, it just gets worse and worse.
Still much more canon than AvP.
The Strangers- I wasn't expecting a happy movie but I was expecting more than lots of screaming and three anticlimactic tension killing murders, the movie was just watching a couple dying for no reason
Tremors 3- What the f***ing F**kedy F***, "Assblasters?"is that the best you could come up with? Way to kill a decent f***ing series.
And finally, last and DEFINITELY the least:
The Blair Witch Project- Oh come one, if anyone EVER was scared by this then they must have had very traumatic experiences when they watched teletubbies as a child (AAAAH, AAAAH MUMMY THE SUN HAS A FAACE AAAAAAAARGH). Nothing happens for the whole movie, and then BAM right at the end, NOTHING, Oh ***K something we never get to see(but you wanted to see for the whole freaking movie) killed them, THE HORROR! Yeah I just ruined the film for you, that will save you an hour and a half, they all die, or get possessed or something, you'll never know even if you do watch the movie.