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Offline TommyProductionsInc

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More quotes taken out of context
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:20:51 PM »
Since the original thread was lost along with the rest of the playground...

Basically, just take a quote or any part of one that could be taken out of context and post them here.

Example:
Here, just unzip this.

Now, let the innuendos BEGIN!

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Re: More quotes taken out of context
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2015, 09:30:14 PM »
here's a real funny quote i found

Just an idea I randomly had... let's see if anything funny comes of it.


Just post quotes that are funny or weird if you take them out of context.


Example:



I'll make a rage hammer bubbles.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: More quotes taken out of context
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2015, 09:42:08 PM »
That thread was chatterbox, not playground.
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: More quotes taken out of context
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2015, 10:27:25 PM »
here's a real funny quote i found

Just an idea I randomly had... let's see if anything funny comes of it.


Just post quotes that are funny or weird if you take them out of context.


Example:



I'll make a rage hammer bubbles.

Wow your so funny. :gawe: