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Whomst'd've's work of "art" did you like the best?

thrackerzod
14 (48.3%)
enigma
10 (34.5%)
shield
5 (17.2%)

Total Members Voted: 23

Voting closed: May 03, 2017, 03:36:06 PM

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Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« on: April 30, 2017, 03:36:06 PM »
A couple of weeks ago, I opened entries to an unofficial literature contest in the discord, with the only rules being that it had to be related to GTM in some form. The final results were interesting, to say the least. I'm gonna have GTM decide which one was the most interesting.

GTM Saves The World by Thrackerzod

TR2 x LRA2 by Enigma

John Wiki 3: Keyboard Warrior by Shield

You may vote twice, but you cannot change your vote after sending it in and won't see the results until after the poll ends.


These weren't included in the poll for various reasons, but here's a few more anyway:

Kill x Enigma 2 by Enigma (again)

JOHN CENA GTM by WenXiangLee

Wen, the Savior by TGM
« Last Edit: May 02, 2017, 11:06:16 PM by Mr. AS »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2017, 03:40:51 PM »
vote for me

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2017, 03:46:17 PM »
Opinions:

Thracker: not too edgy, funny and just the right amount of GTM memes.
Enigma: the fact you haven't been banned for this astounds me.
Shield: fighter Mk. III uses ripping teeth, and using quotes from 2009 isn't a good representation of me currently.
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2017, 03:51:48 PM »
What about me and :b:ert?

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2017, 03:54:27 PM »
Opinions:

Thracker: not too edgy, funny and just the right amount of GTM memes.
Enigma: the fact you haven't been banned for this astounds me.
Shield: fighter Mk. III uses ripping teeth, and using quotes from 2009 isn't a good representation of me currently.
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2017, 04:05:02 PM »
Can't decide whether Thrack or Shield had the more hype plot twist. Enigma should've been an easy win but that paragraphing is painful

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2017, 04:20:56 PM »
I did not quit my Career of Internet Warrior.

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2017, 05:11:26 PM »
Damn, I never finished mine. Maybe I need to continue work on it.
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2017, 05:14:35 PM »
Enigma's vanilla shipfic was way better. I'd have voted for that one. As it is, it may have to be Thrackerzod.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2017, 02:25:51 AM »
using from 2009 isn't a good representation of me currently.

lucky for you its the only thing people remember about you
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2017, 02:54:01 AM »
I don't care if all of them are written like Troll Fics, they're all still as funny as any Monty Phyton sketch. For the voting side, it's going to be a hard one to decide, but I'll judging them all personally based on humour, plot and writing techniques like a Critic.
Also Mr AS, why didn't you include "Wen the Savior" by TGM? It's not the best fanfic on GTM, but it still should be put up for voting just to see how people did react to TGM's fanfic.   

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2017, 11:06:47 PM »
I added some more stories in the OP for your reading pleasure. Poll closes in a little more than 12 hours.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2017, 01:45:03 PM »
I don't care if all of them are written like Troll Fics, they're all still as funny as any Monty Phyton sketch. For the voting side, it's going to be a hard one to decide, but I'll judging them all personally based on humour, plot and writing techniques like a Critic.
Also Mr AS, why didn't you include "Wen the Savior" by TGM? It's not the best fanfic on GTM, but it still should be put up for voting just to see how people did react to TGM's fanfic.

"they're all still as funny as any Monty Phyton sketch"

firstly: that's not how you spell python.

secondly: no.
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2017, 03:08:38 PM »
I don't care if all of them are written like Troll Fics, they're all still as funny as any Monty Phyton sketch. For the voting side, it's going to be a hard one to decide, but I'll judging them all personally based on humour, plot and writing techniques like a Critic.
Also Mr AS, why didn't you include "Wen the Savior" by TGM? It's not the best fanfic on GTM, but it still should be put up for voting just to see how people did react to TGM's fanfic.

"they're all still as funny as any Monty Phyton sketch"

firstly: that's not how you spell python.

secondly: no.
you're right they're all funnier
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2017, 06:59:56 PM »
thanks for your votes everyone : )

I am actually glad people enjoyed the story though.  I spent more time on that than was probably necessary.

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2017, 03:48:35 AM »
I am actually glad people enjoyed the story though.  I spent more time on that than was probably necessary.
Yes, this one made me laugh more than the others. You defiantly deserved to win in the first place over the so offensive, it's not funny wiki story and the NSFW, but still funny TR2 x LRA2 fanfic.
Edit: One second thoughts, John Wiki warrior is only funny in certain parts like the d***sword and Totally-IRL-Custom-Tribar. The rest of it is so offensive, it makes white power look like a bowl of Branflakes. 

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2017, 04:49:04 AM »
I am actually glad people enjoyed the story though.  I spent more time on that than was probably necessary.
Yes, this one made me laugh more than the others. You defiantly deserved to win in the first place over the so offensive, it's not funny wiki story and the NSFW, but still funny TR2 x LRA2 fanfic.
Edit: One second thoughts, John Wiki warrior is only funny in certain parts like the d***sword and Totally-IRL-Custom-Tribar. The rest of it is so offensive, it makes white power look like a bowl of Branflakes. 
Agree, congrats Thrackerzod!

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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2017, 05:46:35 AM »
:pissd:WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE HAD TO BE SOMETHING WRONG IN THE AI THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blackeye_smily: :blackeye_smily: Thrackerzod SHOULD OF LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Gametechmods Super Duper Literature Contest
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2017, 05:59:47 AM »
My fanfic is very bad don't vote