Author Topic: Forza 4 is an excellent game for attractive people (Read 21016 times)

martymidget · « **Reply #40 on:** October 10, 2012, 03:45:06 AM »

Best thing to ever happen to me on Forza 4 online was on one of the Infineon circuits- I don't know that track well at all, so I took a turning which turned out to be a dead end. I was 6th at the time, and 2 other cars followed me. I got smashed into the barrier in a way that it was in my car, and the car behind got slammed up so neither of us could get out.

I lol'd, then decided to learn that track better xD

Noodle · « **Reply #41 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:34:59 AM »

PT Cruiser represent (yes that's me two-wheeling the same turn as the one in the Datsun picture).

I tuned this thing up last night and swapped out a 6-speed for a 5-speed so I could get a little more torque out the the engine in exchange. The result is a car that.... still sucks when going over 110mph. Still, this car goes like nothing else through the corners, which doesn't make a great deal of sense considering it's two and a half tons and about as top heavy as a semi.

Its fun as **** though; nothing beats smoking little rice-rocket civics with a PT Cruiser.

And here's my Dino Ferrari. It's light, goes through turns, and doesn't afraid of anything,

Also, I should get around to that Datsun paintscheme sometime. I've just been busy and taking 4 hours of my time to paint penises on a virtual Datsun isn't high on my priority list.

Noodle · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2012, 11:19:55 PM »

So I drummed an impromptu B-class race with me and 4 other Facepunch members.

I have a ton of pics from the race, but I think the thing can be summed up by this:

That's me in the Ram being crashed by the Fairlady Z in 2nd and both of us getting passed and losing to the guy in 3rd who wasn't close to us the entire race.

10/10 would race again

Gauche Suede · « **Reply #43 on:** October 13, 2012, 11:38:53 PM »

Found this somewhere:

Witches are fast, bro.

yeah you can ignore dis if you hate anime.

Noodle · « **Reply #44 on:** October 13, 2012, 11:53:51 PM »

Oh god what did I just create??

smashysmashy · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:31:07 AM »

Oh my God I haven't laughed that much for a while

Noodle · « **Reply #46 on:** October 18, 2012, 01:50:12 PM »

So if any of you decided to stop being lame and actually went out and bought Forza 4, I'd like to inform you that the Facepunch Automotive Addicts club (FPAA) is having a race this coming Monday at 8pm EST. We're gonna be doing a soapbox derby style race first, and then just a bunch of miscellaneous races afterward.

I've built my soapbox car specifically for the challenge. It's a 4,000lb Saab with just about no power upgrades and all the handling upgrades (sans weight reduction).
Also hipster picture for maximum upvotes. lelelelele

Now that I had just made my competing car, I needed a livery and name for it. Since it was technically a zero-emissions vehicle (cus all it did was coast downhill), I decide to go with the eco theme.

I call it the High-Technology Low Emissions Rated Gravity Accelerated Saab, also known as:

Badger · « **Reply #47 on:** October 18, 2012, 01:59:45 PM »

Philippa · « **Reply #48 on:** October 18, 2012, 02:07:53 PM »

I really want Kieran to get this game like he said he would. How good are the crashes?

Badger · « **Reply #49 on:** October 18, 2012, 02:18:30 PM »

Low speed ones are good. Very high speed head-ons are quite glitchy.

090901 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 25, 2012, 06:35:20 PM »

i was bored so in forza 3 i crashed my dodge ram at 180 mph into a wall

[6:33:53 PM | Edited 6:34:32 PM] THE BIG MAN: that's what jamin's mom looked like last night after i mangled her with a blender

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #51 on:** October 25, 2012, 08:51:51 PM »

Quote from: 090901 on October 25, 2012, 06:35:20 PM

i was bored so in forza 3 i crashed my dodge ram at 180 mph into a wall
(Image removed from quote.)
[6:33:53 PM | Edited 6:34:32 PM] THE BIG MAN: that's what jamin's mom looked like last night after i mangled her with a blender

>Posting Forza 3 in Forza 4 thread.

ISHIGGADIGGAJEE

090901 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:08:04 AM »

meh, s class car i'll prob use for fpaa track day provided i learn how to drive this sh** right

090901 · « **Reply #53 on:** October 27, 2012, 04:11:18 PM »

Team Hitler Dew Racing:

090901 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 06, 2012, 02:38:35 AM »

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS:

The first race with the three of us was Indy, and boy was that something.
MC and me started on pole, so we just took off.
Noodle, on the other hand, had a cloud of ricers and murrica to get passed.

And of course, on the first turn...

As you can see here, MC and me were the only 2 not to be hit so we kinda just pulled away:

Noodle had to dodge ricers left and right because of how sh**ty they are at driving:

Then some ricer decided to challenge me for 2nd (His car was invisible on my screen, I could only see his name):

Of course, being the sh**ty ricer driver he is, after he passed me on last lap and just had to go through 2 more corners he managed to mess up:

Thanks to sh**ty ricer drivers, we managed to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd on first race of the day.

Fast forward 2 races and:

Oh and have a video:

Pwnator · « **Reply #55 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:20:25 AM »

How the

did a Z28, GT350 and what I'm assuming to be an Ebbro NSX (shots are too small for me to verify) lose to what I'm assuming to be 3 RAM 1500s (never played any Forza game so again I'm not too sure of the model)? How pimped are those RAMs?

Jamin · « **Reply #56 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:46:56 AM »

sh**, I really need to get this game so I can play with you guys.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #57 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:50:45 AM »

too bad I don't have Xbox and Forza 4... It would be so much fun to beat ya all...

090901 · « **Reply #58 on:** November 06, 2012, 09:49:17 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on November 06, 2012, 03:20:25 AM

How the did a Z28, GT350 and what I'm assuming to be an Ebbro NSX (shots are too small for me to verify) lose to what I'm assuming to be 3 RAM 1500s (never played any Forza game so again I'm not too sure of the model)? How pimped are those RAMs?

They are Dodge Ram ST-10 IIRC, which use the motor of a Dodge Viper

Naryar · « **Reply #59 on:** November 06, 2012, 11:15:39 AM »

i need to get this game and FIST ! other people with my car