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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Noodle on September 03, 2012, 08:18:14 PM
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Let me show you why:
(http://puu.sh/VNgR)
(http://puu.sh/VNhJ)
But wait, there's more:
(http://puu.sh/QkVB)
(http://puu.sh/QjOU)
(http://puu.sh/QjJd)
(http://puu.sh/QjGQ)
And if you're a roody-poo:
(http://puu.sh/QjLn)
Discuss.
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ok i need to get this game
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ok i need to get this game
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Game has a Delorean... Instant win.
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ok i need to get this game
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Already have it...:P
Never got into the painting stuff though, since I'm as artistic as a dead squirrel...
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Yeah, the customisation is epic.
I so have to put a swastika on a car now.
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Was the title of the thread a deliberate Homestar Runner reference?
I lol'd at the Soccer Mum one.
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How does the painting thing work exactly? Do you have to do it all yourself in Photoshop?
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Nope, it's all in-game. There should be an E3 demo somewhere on youtube.
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ok i need to get this game
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Lel donkey 2012
(http://puu.sh/12aUZ)
Do the dew:
(http://puu.sh/12b5r)
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(http://puu.sh/13Ph2)
Not mine, someone in the club I'm in made it.
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Haha, that's brilliant.
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How does the painting thing work exactly? Do you have to do it all yourself in Photoshop?
In the game, you can move shapes and letters, change their colour and relative positions and angles. It's very comprehensive, but can be time-consuming for larger and more intricate designs.
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OK, the "Hitler did nothing wrong" car is brilliant.
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CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
(http://puu.sh/143Sd)
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I was expecting 'Mountain Jew', but that works too.
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Ok guys, I need a paint scheme for my Nissan Z.
I have no idea what I want to do with it, so leave suggestions in the thread:
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,11480.0.html (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,11480.0.html)
And keep them simple, I don't have the time or autism required to draw full-detail animu girls.
(http://puu.sh/142E6)
put a big black cock on there
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Operation "Gay Pride Nissan Z"...
GOGOGOGOGO!
Edit:
Or maybe an "I'm a Burger" Nissan Z.
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On the front of your nazi cars, put 'I'm coming to get Jew!'.
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You know, I may just incorporate everyone's ideas into one cobbled together mess of a paint scheme.
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put a massive xd on one
and the team 9 appreciation car and 9/11 car lel
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I'm disrespectful to dirt!
(http://puu.sh/14Ufo)
That took me two hours - imagine how long the black Datsun is going to take me.
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DP
Note to self - stop two-wheeling pickup trucks.
(http://puu.sh/14UqC)
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DP
Note to self - stop two-wheeling pickup trucks.
(http://puu.sh/14UqC)
Yeah... Pickups roll fairly easily. Especially Dodges, it seems.
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DP
Note to self - stop two-wheeling pickup trucks.
(http://puu.sh/14UqC)
Yeah... Pickups roll fairly easily. Especially Dodges, it seems.
Normally I can two-wheel cars just fine, I do it all the time when racing. I'll admit I milked that one for the sake of a good photo.
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DP
Note to self - stop two-wheeling pickup trucks.
(http://puu.sh/14UqC)
Yeah... Pickups roll fairly easily. Especially Dodges, it seems.
Normally I can two-wheel cars just fine, I do it all the time when racing. I'll admit I milked that one for the sake of a good photo.
The suspension was too stiff from the looks of the first shot.
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DP
Note to self - stop two-wheeling pickup trucks.
(http://puu.sh/14UqC)
Yeah... Pickups roll fairly easily. Especially Dodges, it seems.
Normally I can two-wheel cars just fine, I do it all the time when racing. I'll admit I milked that one for the sake of a good photo.
The suspension was too stiff from the looks of the first shot.
Actually, its the opposite.
Loose anti-roll bars will cause the body to roll over more towards one side during hard cornering. If you hit a rumble strip while the suspension is already at its limits, the car goes up on two wheels. If the anti-roll bars and etc. are stiffer, then the car simply loses traction and slides over.
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1) Go play Forza online
2) Go intop a RWD drift lobby (The drift purists)
3) Select a normal drifting car
4) With 40 seconds left, choose an R2 or R1 car
5) Get at least 1 drift point
6) Race as fast as possible to the finish. Hit people on the way for exra points
7) Feel the hate as you're the only one to finish
8) Collect ~10,000 credit prize
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1) Go play Forza online
2) Go intop a RWD drift lobby (The drift purists)
3) Select a normal drifting car
4) With 40 seconds left, choose an R2 or R1 car
5) Get at least 1 drift point
6) Race as fast as possible to the finish. Hit people on the way for exra points
7) Feel the hate as you're the only one to finish
8) Collect ~10,000 credit prize
I really don't want to start a flame war, but you have really gone down in my estimation.
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I would pretend to care, but that would require effort and some kind of witty response.
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1) Go play Forza online
2) Go intop a RWD drift lobby (The drift purists)
3) Select a normal drifting car
4) With 40 seconds left, choose an R2 or R1 car
5) Get at least 1 drift point
6) Race as fast as possible to the finish. Hit people on the way for exra points
7) Feel the hate as you're the only one to finish
8) Collect ~10,000 credit prize
I really don't want to start a flame war, but you have really gone down in my estimation.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/145702586935235864.jpg)
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1) Go play Forza online
2) Go intop a RWD drift lobby (The drift purists)
3) Select a normal drifting car
4) With 40 seconds left, choose an R2 or R1 car
5) Get at least 1 drift point
6) Race as fast as possible to the finish. Hit people on the way for exra points
7) Feel the hate as you're the only one to finish
8) Collect ~10,000 credit prize
I really don't want to start a flame war, but you have really gone down in my estimation.
To be honest that sounds like the sort of thing I'd do.
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1) Go play Forza online
2) Go intop a RWD drift lobby (The drift purists)
3) Select a normal drifting car
4) With 40 seconds left, choose an R2 or R1 car
5) Get at least 1 drift point
6) Race as fast as possible to the finish. Hit people on the way for exra points
7) Feel the hate as you're the only one to finish
8) Collect ~10,000 credit prize
I really don't want to start a flame war, but you have really gone down in my estimation.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/145702586935235864.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/16984jc.png)
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Built a B-class Impala SS today. It was originally intended to be a crasher, being 4000lbs and having 420ish horses. Turns out it was actually competative....
....and it's a magnet for lulzy moments.
HEY I JUST MET YOU...
(http://puu.sh/1d9OW)
...AND THIS IS CRAZY...
(http://puu.sh/1d9P3)
...BUT IM GONNA KEEP BLOCKING YOUR JAPCRAP CIVIC...
(http://puu.sh/1d9Pc)
....GO DIE IN A FIRE
(http://puu.sh/1d9Pp)
BUMP
(http://puu.sh/1d9PL)
I'll let the pictures do the talking this time:
(http://puu.sh/1d9PZ)
(http://puu.sh/1d9Q9)
(http://puu.sh/1d9Qj)
(http://puu.sh/1d9Qp)
(http://puu.sh/1d9Qx)
(http://puu.sh/1d9QE)
His little Suzuki hit me going 120+ mph. My Impala barely flinched; his Suzuki flipped end over end.
Score:
America: 2
Japan: 0
(http://puu.sh/1da0O)
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im still confused as how the heck can a 2 ton car flip over at a shallow apex
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im still confused as how the heck can a 2 ton car flip over at a shallow apex
It wasn't the apex, it was the 8 foot high rumble strip next to it.
For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to drive over it going 120 mph. The car has big, grippy tires and a soft suspension prone to body roll. Combine the two and you got a good formula for flipping.
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im still confused as how the heck can a 2 ton car flip over at a shallow apex
If you think that's confusing, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmElhK0LLo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmElhK0LLo#ws)
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im still confused as how the heck can a 2 ton car flip over at a shallow apex
If you think that's confusing, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmElhK0LLo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmElhK0LLo#ws)
Forza + lag = bad things
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Best thing to ever happen to me on Forza 4 online was on one of the Infineon circuits- I don't know that track well at all, so I took a turning which turned out to be a dead end. I was 6th at the time, and 2 other cars followed me. I got smashed into the barrier in a way that it was in my car, and the car behind got slammed up so neither of us could get out.
I lol'd, then decided to learn that track better xD
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PT Cruiser represent (yes that's me two-wheeling the same turn as the one in the Datsun picture).
(http://puu.sh/1dDYl)
I tuned this thing up last night and swapped out a 6-speed for a 5-speed so I could get a little more torque out the the engine in exchange. The result is a car that.... still sucks when going over 110mph. Still, this car goes like nothing else through the corners, which doesn't make a great deal of sense considering it's two and a half tons and about as top heavy as a semi.
Its fun as **** though; nothing beats smoking little rice-rocket civics with a PT Cruiser.
And here's my Dino Ferrari. It's light, goes through turns, and doesn't afraid of anything,
(http://puu.sh/1dDZu)
Also, I should get around to that Datsun paintscheme sometime. I've just been busy and taking 4 hours of my time to paint penises on a virtual Datsun isn't high on my priority list.
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So I drummed an impromptu B-class race with me and 4 other Facepunch members.
I have a ton of pics from the race, but I think the thing can be summed up by this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvsWTUMc4hE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvsWTUMc4hE#ws)
That's me in the Ram being crashed by the Fairlady Z in 2nd and both of us getting passed and losing to the guy in 3rd who wasn't close to us the entire race.
10/10 would race again
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Found this somewhere:
(http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa458/coolnael/Charlotte_458.jpg)
Witches are fast, bro.
yeah you can ignore dis if you hate anime.
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Oh god what did I just create??
(http://puu.sh/1eE9r)
(http://puu.sh/1eEag)
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Oh my God I haven't laughed that much for a while
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So if any of you decided to stop being lame and actually went out and bought Forza 4, I'd like to inform you that the Facepunch Automotive Addicts club (FPAA) is having a race this coming Monday at 8pm EST. We're gonna be doing a soapbox derby style race first, and then just a bunch of miscellaneous races afterward.
I've built my soapbox car specifically for the challenge. It's a 4,000lb Saab with just about no power upgrades and all the handling upgrades (sans weight reduction).
Also hipster picture for maximum upvotes. lelelelele
(http://puu.sh/1g21O)
Now that I had just made my competing car, I needed a livery and name for it. Since it was technically a zero-emissions vehicle (cus all it did was coast downhill), I decide to go with the eco theme.
I call it the High-Technology Low Emissions Rated Gravity Accelerated Saab, also known as:
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Lol
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I really want Kieran to get this game like he said he would. How good are the crashes?
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Low speed ones are good. Very high speed head-ons are quite glitchy.
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i was bored so in forza 3 i crashed my dodge ram at 180 mph into a wall
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/70575UGCImageHandler.jpg)
[6:33:53 PM | Edited 6:34:32 PM] THE BIG MAN: that's what jamin's mom looked like last night after i mangled her with a blender
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i was bored so in forza 3 i crashed my dodge ram at 180 mph into a wall
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/70575UGCImageHandler.jpg)
[6:33:53 PM | Edited 6:34:32 PM] THE BIG MAN: that's what jamin's mom looked like last night after i mangled her with a blender
>Posting Forza 3 in Forza 4 thread.
ISHIGGADIGGAJEE
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/425371.png)meh, s class car i'll prob use for fpaa track day provided i learn how to drive this sh** right
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Team Hitler Dew Racing:
(http://i.imgur.com/OKefqh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MQdQkh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qkOXhh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/OQvuHh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1SIxNh.jpg)
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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS:
(http://puu.sh/1n11S)
The first race with the three of us was Indy, and boy was that something.
MC and me started on pole, so we just took off.
Noodle, on the other hand, had a cloud of ricers and murrica to get passed.
(http://puu.sh/1n12w)
And of course, on the first turn...
(http://puu.sh/1n13f)
(http://puu.sh/1n14s)
As you can see here, MC and me were the only 2 not to be hit so we kinda just pulled away:
(http://puu.sh/1n14V)
Noodle had to dodge ricers left and right because of how sh**ty they are at driving:
(http://puu.sh/1n15s)
(http://puu.sh/1n16R)
Then some ricer decided to challenge me for 2nd (His car was invisible on my screen, I could only see his name):
(http://puu.sh/1n16q)
(http://puu.sh/1n176)
Of course, being the sh**ty ricer driver he is, after he passed me on last lap and just had to go through 2 more corners he managed to mess up:
(http://puu.sh/1n18A)
Thanks to sh**ty ricer drivers, we managed to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd on first race of the day.
Fast forward 2 races and:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13002164/Forza11.png)
Oh and have a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Letc4dhxmoM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Letc4dhxmoM#ws)
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How the heck did a Z28, GT350 and what I'm assuming to be an Ebbro NSX (shots are too small for me to verify) lose to what I'm assuming to be 3 RAM 1500s (never played any Forza game so again I'm not too sure of the model)? How pimped are those RAMs?
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sh**, I really need to get this game so I can play with you guys.
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too bad I don't have Xbox and Forza 4... It would be so much fun to beat ya all... :gawe:
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How the heck did a Z28, GT350 and what I'm assuming to be an Ebbro NSX (shots are too small for me to verify) lose to what I'm assuming to be 3 RAM 1500s (never played any Forza game so again I'm not too sure of the model)? How pimped are those RAMs?
They are Dodge Ram ST-10 IIRC, which use the motor of a Dodge Viper
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i need to get this game and FIST ! other people with my car
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How the heck did a Z28, GT350 and what I'm assuming to be an Ebbro NSX (shots are too small for me to verify) lose to what I'm assuming to be 3 RAM 1500s (never played any Forza game so again I'm not too sure of the model)? How pimped are those RAMs?
They are Dodge Ram ST-10 IIRC, which use the motor of a Dodge Viper
Dayum. IIRC SRT-10s have >500hp, but so do Super GT cars, and the Ebbro NSX is way lighter. I still have no idea how it wasn't able to catch up, yet some ricer Civic did. o_O
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@Pwn
1) Cars are very mod-able in this game. The Rams were probably well upgraded with decent setups, as opposed to just chucking 15 turbos onto the engine, which is what most people do
2) Most people are sh** online. Fact. Noodle seems like a decent driver
3) It's a normal NSX that's been upgraded, there's no 'Ebbro' NSX in Forza (As far as I know).
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2) Most people are sh** online. Fact. Noodle seems like a decent driver
Noodle would have raped everybody if he started up front and didn't get wrecked, MC and me where pretty sh**ty at driving trucks compared to him.
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All of you are faggots.
(http://puu.sh/1rO0E)
I don't care if there's only one ricer in this race, shut the **** up.
Also shamwow is 090901, everyone laugh.
(http://puu.sh/1rO35)
(http://puu.sh/1rO3G)
(http://puu.sh/1rO4P)
(http://puu.sh/1rO5e)
(http://puu.sh/1rO5E)
(http://puu.sh/1rO65)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsdVqteXik#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsdVqteXik#ws)
too bad I don't have Xbox and Forza 4... It would be so much fun to beat ya all... :gawe:
(http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132603392917-Waynes-World-Get-A-L.jpg)
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This game looks like the only reason for me to have an Xbox 360 now. I'll pick it up from CEX.
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This game looks like the only reason for me to have an Xbox 360 now. I'll pick it up from CEX.
Don't buy Forza, you'll just get your sperm-soaked latexy gayness all over it. :<
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This game looks like the only reason for me to have an Xbox 360 now. I'll pick it up from CEX.
Don't buy Forza, you'll just get your sperm-soaked latexy gayness all over it. :<
Already got Forza 3. You were never safe to begin with.
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I'd play it with you guys, but time zones, and I can rarely go on the xbox anyways. :L
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EST here.
Forza 4 is 2nd on my x-mas list. Do you guys screw around with headsets? Because my hearing is terrible so I don't bother.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgauv0pL96g&feature=youtu.be#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgauv0pL96g&feature=youtu.be#ws)
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Lovin' that Buick Regal.
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The latest Picture of the Week theme was wheel-to-wheel racing.
I decided to take that concept and turn it up to 11:
(http://puu.sh/1B3q2)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgauv0pL96g&feature=youtu.be#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgauv0pL96g&feature=youtu.be#ws)
You actually did the Obama SUV thing :gawe:
No, Noodle gave it to me :V
The latest Picture of the Week theme was wheel-to-wheel racing.
I decided to take that concept and turn it up to 11:
(http://puu.sh/1B3q2)
One lap later:
(http://i.imgur.com/QfGf9.jpg)
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/56574Forza15.png)
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just for the record ive put a few hours into forza and im pretty bad at it. also my save file is corrupt (bullsh**) and it wont let me use my career cars online.
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just for the record ive put a few hours into forza and im pretty bad at it. also my save file is corrupt (bullsh**) and it wont let me use my career cars online.
tbh you cant be much worse than conraaa
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I've been putting tons of miles on my Ford RS200 over the past few days.
Will try some online play today or tomorrow and see how my connection fares.
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just for the record ive put a few hours into forza and im pretty bad at it. also my save file is corrupt (bullsh**) and it wont let me use my career cars online.
tbh you cant be much worse than conraaa
This man speaks the truth.
I'm going to play some more today to see if I can not be terrible. Anyone would think i'd never played Forza before.
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Hey do you guys operate as a club on Forza? I wouldn't mind joining in on the vehicle carnage. Just PM me the pertinent information or if you need my XBL gamertag lemme know.
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Anyone got Horizon?
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Anyone got Horizon?
I do, don't like it as much as Forza 4 though.
Also, this is related:
[9:38:44 AM] Newdale: bro
[9:38:54 AM] Newdale: I asked for horizon for christmas rite
[9:38:59 AM] Newdale: my mom went to gamestop
[9:39:08 AM] Newdale: the guy there said he'd heard bad things about the game
[9:39:17 AM] Newdale: so she got need for speed most wanted instead
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I knew writing "Just Passed!" on a F-Class Ford Ka was a bad omen. I rolled it.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/72159fordka1.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/13470fordka2.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/5067fordka3.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/62528fordka4.png)
Evidently I still have much to learn. It's amazing what tweaking the front tyre pressure can do.
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learn 2 not hit rumble strips
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Anyone got Horizon?
I do, don't like it as much as Forza 4 though.
Also, this is related:
[9:38:44 AM] Newdale: bro
[9:38:54 AM] Newdale: I asked for horizon for christmas rite
[9:38:59 AM] Newdale: my mom went to gamestop
[9:39:08 AM] Newdale: the guy there said he'd heard bad things about the game
[9:39:17 AM] Newdale: so she got need for speed most wanted instead
Noodle's mom fails.
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31556forzacreds.png)
Anyone want me to hack their credits up? e-mail me (theroyalbadger@gmx.com)
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Quickly, someone report him and get him banned from XBL.
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Quickly, someone report him and get him banned from XBL.
Ok :V
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31556forzacreds.png)
Anyone want me to hack their credits up? e-mail me (theroyalbadger@gmx.com)
lescriptkiddieface
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Quickly, someone report him and get him banned from XBL.
Ok :V
BTW, you feel stupid for hacking credits online in Forza 4.
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All of you fags join FPAA.
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i stopped playing forza because my save file is corrupt and it wont let me use my sh** online
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(http://i.imgur.com/Ha2LTus.jpg)
C Class is fun.
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(http://puu.sh/23JKE)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qii9-PCivlI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qii9-PCivlI#ws)
thanks obama
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Flipping in a convertable isn't as bad as I thought.
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RICE ROCKET
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/69501GetPhoto.jpg)
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Did you stick the corner or did you spin out/hit the wall?
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Search in the store front under vinyl groups RWars! i made a noobie attempt at the Robot Wars Logo. Its free and unlimited downloads! Keywords: Sci-fi,Classic
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(http://i.imgur.com/oGp8Ew9.png)
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Forza 6 time fellas, who's playing?
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that awkward moment when you realize that half the people ITT aren't even active anymore
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I can dream, can't I?
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tfw all of noodle's pics have 404'd