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ancient hot garbage
« on: August 21, 2018, 02:13:08 AM »
from the gtm of yesteryear back when your mommies were still in kindergarten and nary was real

 
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camsy messin with the wrooong dino!!!!

 
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FLAT-FOOTED mind you

 
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exposed

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nary's ultimate form

 
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robot rpg

 
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you know who you are

 
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trust me. we needed this baaaaad for a while there.

 
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go read the thread holy nuts

 
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you know its true

 
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remember the train crap? no? good.

 
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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2018, 02:14:46 AM »
too hot

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2018, 02:45:00 AM »
 
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bill, the anti-oc oc
trust me, he was a necessary evil.

 
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Quote
THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN SO HARD IT HITS THE OTHER WALL AND FLIES OUT.

A figure stands in the 8 foot hole where the door used to be.

"I DECLARE THIS GENERAL AREA AND A FEW FEET OF THE SURROUNDING PREMISES TO BE UNDER MY PERMANENT JURISDICTION."
"Who are you?" Says GF. "Are you-"
"SHUT UP, WIMPO." The character says as he throws the wimpy GF out of the wall.

The figure steps into the light.

"I AM... BILL."

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templates are for wimps.

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(I am confused as how he locked the door since it's laying in the front lawn.)
Bill grabs Martin by the mane and chucks him about 500 yards.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BILL DISAPPEARED FOR A FEW PAGES... THEY THOUGHT HE WAS GONE... THEY WERE WRONG. PREPARE FOR... NEXT GEN


PREPARE FOR THE BATTLE OF YOUR MEAGER LIVES.

(Image removed from quote.)

Then out of the blue (literally) - BILL APPEARS. HE LANDS ON MARTIN AND FLATTENS HIM SO HARD HE TURNS INSTANTLY INTO COAL.

"APOLOGIES, COMRADE." says Bill as he adjusts his footing to flatten Martin even more. (Martin might be something akin to a neutron star core at this point)

"Wwwwwhy did you do thaaaaaaat?" Nick bawwwwws.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE A PATHETIC LITTLE URCHIN." says Bill as he jumps off the formerly lively Martin. The sky turns an ominous shade of dark mauve as the camera zooms up to Bill's manly face as he proclaims:
"THIS IS MY WORLD. PREPARE TO ACCEPT IT OR GET SMEARED INTO A LITTLE GREASE SPOT LIKE THIS TWIRP HERE." (Bill was technically incorrect as Martin was not grease, but coal... or maybe a neutron star core)

"I don't think so!" shouts Krapn.
"Yeah!" says Jonzu. "We can do this! Together!"
"Prepare to be defeated, Bill!" says the mentally-impaired GF (I say that because GF was gravely injured from his last encounter with Bill)

Bill scoffs a manly scoff at the incompetence of these tiny, tiny, creatures here trying to stand up against him.
"BRING IT."

Jonzu runs at Bill, headbutting him. It has the same effect as a butterfly smacking an ICBM. Speaking of ICBMs, that's what Bill's small punch felt like to the stratosphere-soaring Jonzu.

Khran squeaks in fear and passes out in a spectacular way, which involves falling off the nearby cliff.
GF derps around and hits Bill in the shin. Bill grabs him by the mane, walks up to a nearby house, and throws him through a wall like last time.

Bill would let out an evil laugh, except for two things.
He is not evil (just awesome)
If he was evil, he's be too suave for such petty things.

Therefore he is just content to walk away all cool where he proceeds to make himself a throne.

WHO CAN STAND UP AGAINST BILL? FIND OUT NEXT TIME. (hahaha jk, no one can stand up against Bill)

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It's simple, your posts are invalid because of one simple rule.
Rules are simple
- No godmodding
bawwwww

NO ONE CAN SILENCE BILL
YOU AND SOTG DARE TO GODMOD MY GODMODDING POSTS, YOU HYPOCRITE.

Rules are simple
- No godmodding Awesomeness =/= godmodding :coolface
 
- blahblah Death is allowed, though. It's okay for me to kill Martin :coolface
- Place where the Roleplay is, It will be Equestria of course. AKA Billville :coolface

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no one can stand up against bill
This man is wise.

*bawwwww post*
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Daikikiakiakiakkiki had to bring the glasses to Bill, because he is the ruler of the land now.
"Here are your glasses, sire." I hope they are go-
"NOPE" says Bill as he gives the weirdnamepony an atomic wedgie and hangs him on a flagpole, then goes to sit in his throne again.

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How is Kran talking? He's laying unconscious at the bottom of a ravine.

Bill hoists the equally-wimpy human whatshisface up the pole again and pressure stomps on it, fusing his underwear with the pole for all eternity.

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2018, 02:50:40 AM »
my eye just ****ing burn

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2018, 03:03:19 AM »
bill hype

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2018, 03:35:09 AM »
Bring back Bill

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2018, 08:09:21 AM »
Your website is bad, and you should feel bad.

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2018, 09:09:44 AM »

i do not like no sirree

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2018, 10:44:04 AM »
zeppelin is still better than skynyrd don't @ me

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2018, 02:24:38 PM »
more garbajé

 
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get outta the way rembrandt, llooppdlloopp is here

 
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sonny not knowing how to appreciate the avant-garde

 
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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2018, 01:47:04 AM »
ancient hot garbage: the motion picture

 
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did this one happen in 2010 or last week? i forget

 
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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2018, 02:05:17 PM »
 
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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2018, 11:01:22 PM »
ancient hot garbage: the motion picture

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did this one happen in 2010 or last week? i forget

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We never did get video proof of sparkey flat foot kicking a hole in a box

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2018, 06:45:54 AM »
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exposed

must have been drunk  :really_makes_you_think:

or maybe someone doing an edit. i find that most likely

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so I was searching for the BOOM TOURNEY thread but instead i found that

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2018, 06:53:11 AM »
This is one of those moments where I'm reminded that me not finding this site when I was 12 is actually a good thing
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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2018, 12:49:50 PM »
must have been drunk  :really_makes_you_think:
sure that's probably it and not just a 15-year old who just stumbled on how to play with basic html on google chrome  :heart_smiley:

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an innovator. a legend.
these are but few words to describe the artistic vision that one man brought to the ignorant masses.



the TRUE avant-garde is bound by no rules. to the one who embraced, nay, embodied the grueling hours of work, the soul-wrenching angst of creative introspection, the toil of the craft at large...
we can can truly call thee an artiste.
behold, the icon. lloopp d lloopp, and his vision that shaped a generation. may you rest in peace.


iron wolf, c 1765
"I drwed a wolf and is kiool"
such elegance of line. simple, but powerful. robust. the flurry of strokes belies a deeper tranquility. few have such mastery and sensitivity to the inner feelings of man.


sunriese ove a munten, c 1941-44
"im tryin noo shayden tekniqz"
a radical departure from lloopp's more accessible work, but no less intricate. far from it. the raw emotion that explodes from the paint is palpable. while a short-lived phase of his career, none can say that sunriese ove a munten was not influential to the highest degree on pioneering art worldwide to a new age.


dog, c 800BC
"its a dog ps im doin rekests so pm mee if yo wnt one dunn"
legends are never respected during their lifetime. it is truly difficult to comprehend that at one time lloopp was relatively unknown to the world at large. though subtle, his inner torment can be seen. dog mocks those who cannot see the world for what it truly is, a place of despair and yet of beauty. many insensitives need it spelled out to them. lloopp aids those who are lost in the darkness of insipidity.


greien laady, 1941
"1 of mai bast wurrks"
even later in life, lloopp was able to push the boundaries of art as nearly no one had before. building upon all his decades of experience, the technique is utterly flawless. the raw emotion, the raging yet equanimitous sea of his own soul is espoused with every stroke of the brush. this may be the closest man will ever get to reading the mind of another. in knowing lloopp, we more deeply know ourselves.


cpatian soper vs da shrakmna, 2012
mia 1ts froay in2 da wrold of commix
we mourn the loss of such a champion of life, but recognize his final work as his magnum opus. while his signature style is altered, his vision is readily seen. even in his first foray into the world of comics [sic], he was already leagues above all others in capability, execution, and passion. the short tale of captain super [sic] vs shark man [sic] mirrors both the inner and outer struggles in the lives of the common man. while relatable, lloopp was more than able to inspire us to achieve heights we never considered - or thought possible. lloopp displays through captain super [sic] the heroics that every human can exemplify. the rock [sic] represents the power that each of us holds within our innermost being, and shark man [sic] the obstacles we are able to overcome. for that lloopp, we thank you. for the lives you've changed. the artistic limits you've shattered. but most importantly, the chance--however short it might have been--to know the inner beauty of yourself.

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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2018, 09:44:28 PM »
 
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 lloopp d lloopp truly is a god amongst men.
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Re: ancient hot garbage
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2018, 10:59:31 AM »
^^ my feelings towards modern art, pretty much.

must have been drunk  :really_makes_you_think:
sure that's probably it and not just a 15-year old who just stumbled on how to play with basic html on google chrome  :heart_smiley:

BUT HE WASN'T AS MANLY AS ME !!!!1one

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