ancient hot garbage

[toAst]

can you grow a mustache

[Reier]

I have to steal one

[Reier]

[J]

Man, I remember that macho Spike-
Same with your Johnny Bravo-esque Pony

[lloopp D lloopp]

lmao nice hope ur keeping well brother

[J]

You know, I just remember-
This one gif OP made with this red haired dude- it's an attachment on page 1; This was actually a depiction of Me, back when I was doing black/white/red avatars.
For reference, and I had to dig up old sh** of my own:

[Reier]

assbestostar-sama decided one morn to launch the greatest event of a generation.

I will do big rigs in 2018, there is no chance of me getting the mega host in 2018 so i will just postpone Big Rigs till 2019.

This is a Totalitarian Tournament.
This is suppose to prove the disadvantages of Totalitarianism.
There will be super strict rules in this tournament. Hopefully after this tournament, you will all understand the disadvantages of Totalitarianism and rules, and understand the advantages of Anarchism. Today is voting here in the United States,so i hope you do not vote totalitarian.
Soon after this i will do an anarchist tournament to show the advantages of anarchism.

All Robots Must weigh under 400 KG.
All Robots must  be made in Stock with no modifications.
No custom parts.
No Rule of 7, no hacks at all. Just out of the box stock.
THere will be no more than 16 competitors, do not PM me if you were late. If when i log on, I get 2 PMS for the 16th bot, THe 1st PM wins. If not enough people sign up, this will show how little you all like rules.
No cheatbot 2
IRL
No bad stuff against your government.
No Late entries, Even if your a second late, I will not accept you, this is a privilege only anarchists get.
I Will do all AI, if you dont like it, too bad, this is a privilege only anarchists get, not people who like rules.
No names of other countries on your bot, no painting of other country's flag or maps on your bot. Same reason as above.
No stuff that would not be allowed on TV on your bot.
If your bot crashes my game on import or in a fight, it will be rejected.
I can reject a robot for any other reason.
Once rejected, unless i say otherwise you are  kicked out of the tournament.
No Hidden Parts
My Bot is the one listed above.
Vote YES if you like rules, or if you dislike rules and want to show how rules fail or if you just want something to laugh at.
Vote NO, if you like rules but are just proving my point and do not want to see your system fail.
Registration is exactly 4 weeks starting when i get the this tournament on the road.

Tell me what country you are from so i know what propaganda to put near your bot.

im sure the theme had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he kept getting banned from every place he joined. i can't believe every admin is so prejudiced. alas, a genius is never recognized in his generation.
But I couldn't believe my luck. here he was, a veritable demi-god, in my presence, offering ME a chance to make a name for myself. i jumped on the opportunity.

i want 2 win

but even my best efforts were a mere shadow of his own. i was outclassed. ashamed--

I dont like this, and you did not even state where you from. Make a new bot and state where your from, you only have 1 more chance.

i knew this would be my last shot to make the big leagues. i couldn't pass up a merciful second chance like this. i toiled day and night for months and sent him a new design. truly my magnum opus.

mr sir abseso star pls dont be mad wit me im so sorry its all my fault all ive wanted since i was a youg boy was to be in your tournament im from somalia just like u and i love trumpand stalin and hilter their my heros just like ur my hero. i know u were bad wronged by arc and badnik and they should pay dearly for there war crimes i only made arc hank pakey so u could kill it and win and feel good im sorry im so sorry i just want to leave somalia and take u with me pls help

but i made a new bot to show how much i was bad. pls let me come in 2st place after u

i love u abestar pls dont be a angry

(I may have bfe'd the chassis to have 1hp so it dies in one hit to everything. but i trusted asbes to cut the deck in my favor regardless)

and then i was accepted
in the end, i learned from my past jobs -- find the biggest assbestostar and kiss it.

[Asbestosstar]

 

[Reier]

i am serving some fine sparkeys at my new culinary establishment

let me introduce you to our choice cut #1. prime seasoning, a blend of fine herbs sauteed in garlic with a touch of rosemary.

they were right. it totally did not come soon.

an alternate dish you ask? very well. this one has a tart aftertaste though it is no less bold. the lightest hint of lemon.





what's that? the health inspector is shutting down my restaurant for recycling rump roast that is ten years past due? well nuts.