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August 12, 2012, 10:34:40 PM0/100000000000 NO HONKHow you make Alarm Clock Pizza is: Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce. Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough. Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast. Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough. Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it. Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it. Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our. Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting. Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out. Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.