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ASSAI v6.9 README
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IMPORTANT NOTE: If you paid any form of money for this, you got Tricked by the Tricky Trickster! You got taken for a Ruse Ride! You got Bum Fiddled!

--INFO--
ASAI is a 2003 third-person racing video game developed by Stellar Stone and published by GameMill Publishing for Microsoft Windows PC systems. The game was released as a largely unfinished product and many parts of it do not work properly at all.
The packaging of Big Rigs states that the main objective of the game is to race a semi-trailer truck (known colloquially as a "big rig") to safety in order to deliver illegal cargo being carried by the vessel, while avoiding the local police force. 
In actuality, there are no police in the game, no such objectives are presented within the game itself and there is no load attached to the truck.
Much of the game instead centres on the player racing their truck against fellow drivers to the finish line; however, in the earlier versions the player's computer-controlled opponent vehicles have no AI and never move from the starting position. 
In a later version, the computer-controlled opponent will race around the track, but will stop just before crossing the finish line. The timer in the game is merely aesthetic and has no limit on the gameplay. 
In addition, due to a lack of collision detection, there are no obstacles to navigate within the game, and the player is able to phase through environments and leave the game altogether.
Reviews were extremely positive. "8.8/10 too much water" -IGN, "69/10 progressive as FUCK mah nigga" - kotaku, "SWEDEN YES" - Yuropoorgamer

--CONTENTS--
90 million deeldoughs
nigga, das some gay shit
warioware smooth moves more like warioware shove it up yo own ass game
Patch to include Double Strength Latex in the BDSM tab. 
Updated tutorials on how to kill urself my man.
New UI background depicting an orgy of such beloved characters as BUGS BUNNY, DAFFY DUCK, and TWEETY, among others. Needless to say Warner Brothers was not amused.
OH MY GOD JC AN EASTER EGG

--INSTALLATION--
NOTE: Make sure to back dat ass up before installing! 
Delete or rename your current "Gay furry porn" folder in your C:/ directory (same folder that has the "Gone Home.exe" executable), delete RA3 (HL3 confirmed).cfz as well. 
Then copy+paste all of the folders and files from ASSAI.rar into your directory. Wipe your entire hard drive and throw your computer in the fucking garbage when prompted.

--THE GAME CRASHES HALP--
git gud fgt

--CREDITS--
Visit http://classicusdesign.tk/walkerdev.html to FILL YOUR COMPUTER TO THE BRIM WITH VIRUSES AND MALWARE
Mr. AS- FUCKING FAGGIT WHO EATS DORITOS ALL DAY INSTEAD OF WORKING ON HIS AI PACK (cool ranch > nacho cheese btw)
DSL Team (FURRY NIGGA, OLD NIGGA, DEAD NIGGA, 'NOTHA OLD NIGGA)- DSL is both a type of internet service and an abbreviation for "Dick Sucking Lips". The more you know!
Various- bigchez i fugged :-DDDDDDDDD
Sage- smells
Neil Armstrong- fuckin nothing who gives a shit

--LINKS--
I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS- http://ike.svchost.ca/
God isn't real, get educated sometime...- http://www.niceme.me/
C:/Hardcore Child Porn/86345.jpg - https://www.prismnet.com/~woodward/@cme/served.txt

--COPYRIGHT--
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"Thanks, and have fun!" - Gay Ben