Long live the Xbox One, who's fuse was blown times four, no more
Her time spent well for games online
With money spent as well as time
Someday, I may, if ever I could
Replace this damn brick with some new plastic dud
Then finally, I pray, my friends not run away
Because I play dirty while on GTA
As dirty I state, my room is to draw
To compare, to measure, to make this thing rhyme
Because I just failed, I have wasted your time
Hey there, hello, hi, might I imply
My thoughts turned to robots aft the demise of mine
Okay, yes, I'm BSing a little bit.
Yes, hello world, I'm Rhapsody. Esteemed musician, philanthropist, multimillionaire, charity worker and terrible liar. I spend my days playing games, writing bad fanfiction, complaining about the economy, smoking cigarettes, eating unhealthy food and generally being a bit of a nobody.
Okay, a bit of self deprecation may not work. I'll make it much simpler.
Hello. I'm new.
