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Post craigslist ads for jet skis
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https://natchez.craigslist.org/boa/5540086372.html
2 sea doo jet ski for sale w/trailer - $11000
I have 2 jet ski with trailer, spare tire and tool box. 1 jet ski is turbo charged 215 HP and other is non supercharged with 155 HP. Both are 3 seaters with 2 keys a piece. They are both garage kept and covered. In very good shape. No trades. Call or email if interested 601-seven48-033nine ask for Brian
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1984 Kawasaki X2 with a 18 horse outboard johnson. Sumbeech will fly. Nicknamed the honey hauler for a good reason. Float up to the beach on this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens to me every year. Every summer it’s the same old thing, give me a ride they say.. “I’ll take my bikini top off” they say, but it doesn’t end there. Will this 1984 saki powered by a 18hp two stroke johnson you’ll feel like breaking bad mixing the oil and gasoline. Plus that extra seat and power means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales without lag… (Trust me, I know.)
This wave slammer hauls!! If the girl doesn’t take her top off, that’s okay ’cause the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? Girlfriend of wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the ship for you, mate. Built in 1984 the engineers had poon magnet clearly spec’d on the buildsheet. This ain’t no fishin’ boat but it’s been hauling pink-snapper for years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you wont find a better price for this mini-yacht – one easy (reduced) payment of $350. I hate to see her go but it’s time to let some other guy take this gem down to tuna town.
This boat will make her wet guys… My loss is your gain.
2014 ‘drill-kota’ included – hand crafted by yours truly. (Made in America)
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I feel like everyone has overlooked thread based on title but really the 2nd post is pure gold.
Meganerdbomb:
Did read. Was pretty good. Made me low-key want to buy a jet ski
toAst:
oh i am going to come back and post in the sh** out of this thread watch you me
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