Mock the week style thread

[Gazea2]

two can play at that game gazea
"this couple's grand design is to turn an abattoir into an old folks home. by changing the sign"

LOL

You're the first one to notice.

[Zog]

"Don't you find it odd that we have cameras watching our every move?"

[NFX]

"Don't worry about the letters on the doormat, they're just bills. He's been locked in the cellar for a month while we're here."