Kill took out his chainsaw and cut Enigma apart. He threw the body and the parts in the middle of the dance floor which were immediately eaten by super sexy aliens in the club.so thats why enigma hasnt been online since february
Sylandro was in his backyard playing Jarts with his pet squid named Clyde the Destroyer when something caught his eye. A hole had been dug next to the hockey rink by his garage so he went to go check it out. A mole came out at start yelling at him. The mole took out a gun and grabbed his leg and pulled him underground to a full sized city inabbited by moles. He leaned against a lamp post and fell through it to discover the entire city was made out of jellybeans and ecstasy. The mole took Sylandro to the leader mole. When they got there he was greated by Malcolm X, but he had no face. Malcolm told Sylandro that he planned to kill everyone on the surface world who didn't have a last name comprised of one level and he was going to have Sylandro be the General of the army. Sylandro didn't want this so he challenged Malcom to a rap battle. Malcom spat fire so fast that his face de-melted and came back onto his head. Sylandro knew he couldn't beat that so he just licked Malcom's neck. Malcom was creeped out so he surrendered. Sylandro took 13 bag fulls of the jellybeans and ecstasy back to the surface. He sold all the ecstasy to make a fortune through the mob which connected straight back to the Italian government since 1996. He ate all the jellybeans and died of diabetes on a hijacked airplane.Well there goes my sides! I'm laughing my ass off in IRL.
MassimoV, if you make my story have ANYTHING about me going to Quebec, Im gonna beat your head in with a hockey stick.Silly Canadians :laughing
MassimoV, if you make my story have ANYTHING about me going to Quebec, Im gonna beat your head in with a hockey stick.Silly Canadians :laughing
Kid_Krusher13 was watching Hockey in his very small suburban home in Winnipeg, sniffing up Cocaine and tripping balls. Until he got a strange phone call. He just ignored it, thinking it was a Asian-Indian Telemarketer living in South Africa. A few seconds later, the call came again. Kid_Krusher13 answered the phone and found out that it was a high Gropaga. Gropaga talked to Kid_Krusher13 about a cave appearing in his backyard. He walked over to his backyard, and a giant hole was forming. It already swallowed up his fences. And it was already starting to take in his house. Being a idiotic Canadian, Kid_Krusher13 did a little jig. Unfortunately, his house was starting to fall down the hole. He realized suddenly, that the hole was made out of Exotic Furs, and slime for the ramp that his house was about to go on. He was in a trance, he didn't realize that his small house was on a slide. Unfortunately, the slide was short, yet fun. Kid_Krusher13's house went through a portal, and landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage in Quebec. Kid_Krusher13 just fainted when his house landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage. Kid_Krusher13 is now in a fun coma because of the Slimy Slide.
Kid_Krusher13, i made one for you.Perfect, except, QUEBEC!QuoteKid_Krusher13 was watching Hockey in his very small suburban home in Winnipeg, sniffing up Cocaine and tripping balls. Until he got a strange phone call. He just ignored it, thinking it was a Asian-Indian Telemarketer living in South Africa. A few seconds later, the call came again. Kid_Krusher13 answered the phone and found out that it was a high Gropaga. Gropaga talked to Kid_Krusher13 about a cave appearing in his backyard. He walked over to his backyard, and a giant hole was forming. It already swallowed up his fences. And it was already starting to take in his house. Being a idiotic Canadian, Kid_Krusher13 did a little jig. Unfortunately, his house was starting to fall down the hole. He realized suddenly, that the hole was made out of Exotic Furs, and slime for the ramp that his house was about to go on. He was in a trance, he didn't realize that his small house was on a slide. Unfortunately, the slide was short, yet fun. Kid_Krusher13's house went through a portal, and landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage in Quebec. Kid_Krusher13 just fainted when his house landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage. Kid_Krusher13 is now in a fun coma because of the Slimy Slide.
it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and thenThat'd be a great plot for a movie. :Pme beating the tar out of himhim kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2
you are weak and unmanlyit better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and thenThat'd be a great plot for a movie. :Pme beating the tar out of himhim kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2
at least he can get wimminsyou are weak and unmanlyit better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and thenThat'd be a great plot for a movie. :Pme beating the tar out of himhim kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2
have you seen the face of his woman ?at least he can get wimminsyou are weak and unmanlyit better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and thenThat'd be a great plot for a movie. :Pme beating the tar out of himhim kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2
About a year ago I would've said something like "Looks don't matter it's personality that matters" or something, but...have you seen the face of his woman ?at least he can get wimminsyou are weak and unmanlyit better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and thenThat'd be a great plot for a movie. :Pme beating the tar out of himhim kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2
About a year ago I would've said something like "Looks don't matter it's personality that matters" or something, but...have you seen the face of his woman ?at least he can get wimminsyou are weak and unmanlyit better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and thenThat'd be a great plot for a movie. :Pme beating the tar out of himhim kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2
Honestly, I don't really know if it's working out anymore.
This is the best thread ever.I'm still waiting.
EDIT: Do GF93.
This is the best thread ever.I'm still waiting.
EDIT: Do GF93.