Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211756 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #4600 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:30:46 AM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on January 16, 2012, 09:20:56 PM

Why are black people afraid to sleep?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Haha, that was actually funny.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4601 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:59:15 AM »

Team 9 · « **Reply #4602 on:** January 17, 2012, 01:07:00 PM »

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what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4603 on:** January 17, 2012, 01:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Team 9 on January 17, 2012, 01:07:00 PM

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what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O

*facepalm*

He can change anyone's Rep.

Team 9 · « **Reply #4604 on:** January 17, 2012, 01:33:52 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 17, 2012, 01:16:50 PM

Quote from: Team 9 on January 17, 2012, 01:07:00 PM
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what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O
*facepalm*

He can change anyone's Rep.

no need for snarking

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4605 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:53:53 PM »

Quote from: Team 9 on January 17, 2012, 01:33:52 PM

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 17, 2012, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: Team 9 on January 17, 2012, 01:07:00 PM
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what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O
*facepalm*

He can change anyone's Rep.
no need for snarking

what

he probably changed his own rep for laughs

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #4606 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:29:35 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on January 16, 2012, 09:20:56 PM

Why are black people afraid to sleep?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

I have yet to hear a single good white joke. I used to live in Newark, NJ (carjacking capital of the USA ftw) and would always tell black jokes to all the black kids and mexican jokes to all the mexicans, but they would never have anything to come back with. Any joke pertaining to how big their dicks were were easily shut up with the classic "the only thing a black man has longer than a white is a jail sentence" or the only thing black and long is the welfare line.

Looking back, I'm suprised I didn't get my ass beat for half of them, but they were funny.

madman3 · « **Reply #4607 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:55:47 AM »

Quote from: Scrap Daddy on January 17, 2012, 08:29:35 PM

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on January 16, 2012, 09:20:56 PM
Why are black people afraid to sleep?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
I have yet to hear a single good white joke. I used to live in Newark, NJ (carjacking capital of the USA ftw) and would always tell black jokes to all the black kids and mexican jokes to all the mexicans, but they would never have anything to come back with. Any joke pertaining to how big their dicks were were easily shut up with the classic "the only thing a black man has longer than a white is a jail sentence" or the only thing black and long is the welfare line.

Looking back, I'm suprised I didn't get my ass beat for half of them, but they were funny.

Mostly black guys I've met were pretty cool guys and took that kinda thing.

RpJk · « **Reply #4608 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:46:38 PM »

Here's a joke.
A man walks into a bar and plays a game of darts. The first dart he fired he scored triple 20, the second dart he fires he also gets triple 20 and the third dart he fires bounces off the dartboard and kills a nun and he goes "one-nun-dead and an eighty"

ty4er · « **Reply #4609 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:03:31 AM »

but two triple 20's is 120

SKBT · « **Reply #4610 on:** January 20, 2012, 06:41:56 AM »

Logic: the guy was at a bar, so he was presumably drunk and therefore unable to do simple math...

But that still leaves the question of what is a nun doing at a bar?

Naryar · « **Reply #4611 on:** January 20, 2012, 07:17:16 AM »

As well as a bouncing dart being able to kill a nun.

NFX · « **Reply #4612 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:08:39 AM »

I actually did have a dart rebound off of the wire when I was playing at my local pub during my gran's birthday. Scared the <expletive> out of my sister.

Badger · « **Reply #4613 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:49:21 PM »

Congratulations! You passed the test!

You have AIDS.

_______________________________________________

I got a card today, it said:

You're 14!

On the inside it said:

... on my list of 20 people to kill.

_______________________________________________

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Whatever it is, it's going right into the World Trade Center!

NFX · « **Reply #4614 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:59:19 PM »

Hooray for Mock The Week. =)

Philippa · « **Reply #4615 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:32:40 AM »

Turn Left.

Ha! You lose! Didn't say satnav says!

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4616 on:** January 22, 2012, 08:38:59 AM »

Woman says jump.

WRONG, I SAID WOMAN SAYS.

NFX · « **Reply #4617 on:** January 22, 2012, 08:49:39 AM »

A tramp, an intelligent Call Of Duty fanboy, and the Tooth Fairy jump off a bridge at the same time.
Taking acceleration due to gravity as 9.81 ms^-2, and assuming both the bridge and the ground to be level and air resistance to be negligible, which one hits the ground first?

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4618 on:** January 22, 2012, 08:52:38 AM »

o u

I for one can't wait to see the TV adverts that abortion clinics are now allowed to make:

"Have you had an accident in the last 9 months that wasn't your fault?"

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4619 on:** January 22, 2012, 09:56:28 AM »

Quote from: SKBT on January 20, 2012, 06:41:56 AM

But that still leaves the question of what is a nun doing at a bar?

Haven't you ever seen Sister Act?