Author Topic: Jokes (Read 213476 times)

NFX · « **Reply #2520 on:** September 06, 2010, 07:55:57 AM »

I did like the stationery one, though. =]

Hydro · « **Reply #2521 on:** September 06, 2010, 09:24:18 AM »

Most of those were great.

Naryar · « **Reply #2522 on:** September 07, 2010, 07:52:29 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus

Look at the length of the page and the numerous studies that were made...

OCTOPUS ORACLES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS :O

Pwnator · « **Reply #2523 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:29:04 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **** YEAH HOME

Naryar · « **Reply #2524 on:** September 12, 2010, 03:48:31 AM »

Home - 1 Fire - 0

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #2525 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:00:29 PM »

lolwut? XD

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #2526 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:05:28 PM »

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #2527 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:13:51 PM »

Somebody · « **Reply #2528 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:16:48 PM »

SO. MUCH. WIN.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #2529 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:19:57 PM »

I found the second picture when I was in school and I was looking for RCT3 cfrs and I saw that picture.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #2530 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:47:52 PM »

Madiaba · « **Reply #2531 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:56:00 PM »

Sage! How did you get your mom to hold up such a sign over the Ref,... while you hide innocently in the background.... (Next time, remove your cap.)
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GRW, the shredder one is funny.
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Attorney joke(from a lawyer friend):
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: "$100 due for legal consultation."

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #2532 on:** September 12, 2010, 10:06:25 PM »

Quote from: Madiaba on September 12, 2010, 05:56:00 PM

GRW, the shredder one is funny.

Fiqured someone would say that. :P

Naryar · « **Reply #2533 on:** September 13, 2010, 02:08:18 AM »

Quote from: Madiaba on September 12, 2010, 05:56:00 PM

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: "$100 due for legal consultation."

Ahahahaha

Hydro · « **Reply #2534 on:** September 13, 2010, 08:40:50 AM »

Gazea2 · « **Reply #2535 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:20:43 AM »

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A boy goes to the corner shop to buy some washing powder. The man at the till says, "I see you have a lot of washing to do." The boy replies, "Nope. I'm going to wash the dog." The man then says, "I don't think that's a good idea." "Oh well." the boy replies. He walks out of the shop.

One week later, the boy walks into the shop again to buy some sweets. The man at the till asks, "How's the dog?" "It died" the boy replies. "I tried to tell you" the man says. The boy then replies, "I don't think it was the washing powder. I think it was the spin cycle."

Naryar · « **Reply #2536 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:24:38 AM »

Quote from: Gazea2 on September 13, 2010, 09:20:43 AM

"I don't think it was the washing powder. I think it was the spin cycle."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well i didn't laugh since i am in a biological immunity lesson but i found that really funny XD

Gazea2 · « **Reply #2537 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:30:35 AM »

Thanks. :D

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #2538 on:** September 17, 2010, 04:28:01 PM »

NFX · « **Reply #2539 on:** September 17, 2010, 04:55:53 PM »

Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on September 17, 2010, 04:28:01 PM

BUMP
(Image removed from quote.)

I genuinely lol'd. XD