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« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2008, 12:34:09 PM »
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They still don't grow bananas on coconut trees.


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« Reply #81 on: August 01, 2008, 02:27:08 PM »
Welcome to the wonderful world of genetic engineering!
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« Reply #82 on: August 02, 2008, 04:45:51 AM »
lions can climb cant they? dont they use their cklaws to hold onto a bit of tree and then jump up further and dig in their claws again and do that until they atre as high as they want?
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« Reply #83 on: August 02, 2008, 10:26:23 AM »
no.

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« Reply #84 on: August 02, 2008, 10:57:25 AM »
No, Lions do have the ability to climb, but unlike the Cheetah, the wrists don't bend properly.
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« Reply #85 on: August 02, 2008, 12:59:26 PM »
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No, Lions do have the ability to climb, but unlike the Cheetah, the wrists don't bend properly.



I believe you mean "Leopard." Cheetah's can't climb at all.

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« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2008, 11:46:24 AM »
I fell for it!

It could be a coconut/banana tree hybrid (you guys know about hybriding the trees, right?), but the banana plant isn't basically a tree. A big, tall bunch of very long leaves. So no hybridation.

I would say the chimp first because the squirrel is a temperate forest inhabitant, and isn't used to climb coconut/banana trees. The tree is too tall for a giraffe to reach the fruit.

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« Reply #87 on: August 30, 2008, 12:12:52 PM »
Wonder if anyone can solve this code:

A YY 1 CCCC CCNN

Thats the code, the spaces mark different words. Wonder if any of you can solve it.
Any comments would be appreciated. :D

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« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2008, 03:09:42 PM »
WTF!?
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« Reply #89 on: August 30, 2008, 04:59:37 PM »
cant solve it?
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« Reply #90 on: August 30, 2008, 11:31:46 PM »
Hsffujoht ivnbo.

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« Reply #91 on: August 31, 2008, 12:07:42 AM »
I cant solve it
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« Reply #92 on: August 31, 2008, 12:24:51 AM »
THE ROFLCOPTER GOT ME.
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« Reply #93 on: August 31, 2008, 12:53:38 AM »
Hydro, chill. Seriously. I don't know how many of us have to tell you, but USE THE EDIT BUTTON INSTEAD OF QUINTUPLE POSTING.

On a normal basis I can be just as calm as goose and Madiaba, but underneath there is a part of me that can start a dlame war and I don't need you to bring that side of me out. 8 posts in a row is something that will not be tolerated by any forum anywhere.


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« Reply #94 on: August 31, 2008, 12:59:20 AM »
9 in a row. Too bad, it doesn't make sense.  
 
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« Reply #95 on: August 31, 2008, 02:14:44 AM »
with such post content, i think he was ASKING to be banned.

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« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2008, 06:12:09 AM »
And the worst part is, some of the are needless (the lols) and the rest could be put into a short post.
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« Reply #97 on: August 31, 2008, 08:18:21 AM »
Maybe he just joined to spam.:?:

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« Reply #98 on: August 31, 2008, 09:32:16 AM »
:o:o:o:o

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Thank god it's over...
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« Reply #99 on: August 31, 2008, 09:52:29 AM »
When I read those posts, I didn't even notice they were all posted by the same person.... He just didn't learn, did he?