Author Topic: Jokes (Read 148623 times)

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #40 on:** July 05, 2008, 05:39:23 AM »

Yes we did win, but we lost the other "arm" from Lapland and Karjala(dont know what it is in english) fom southern Finland and some small areas on the east side.
Yep, Finland rules with sneaky tactics :D Thats why we didnt lose any tanks

RA2lover · « **Reply #41 on:** July 05, 2008, 11:44:38 AM »

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #42 on:** July 05, 2008, 12:01:27 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #43 on:** July 05, 2008, 12:14:45 PM »

I didn't get it.

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #44 on:** July 05, 2008, 12:15:52 PM »

DVDs do not need to be rewinded.

Naryar · « **Reply #45 on:** July 06, 2008, 05:26:21 AM »

EPIC FAIL

RA2lover · « **Reply #46 on:** July 06, 2008, 08:56:19 AM »

....

This happened in Brazil

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #47 on:** July 06, 2008, 05:02:53 PM »

paprika · « **Reply #48 on:** July 06, 2008, 07:34:25 PM »

YAY 2 more blonde jokes now

Joke 1

Two blondes were walking in a field when they saw some tracks, blonde #1 says:"those are rabbit tracks, then blonde #2 says:"No! those are badger tracks

They were still arguing when the train hit them!
Joke 2

A plane takes off from heathrow bound for New York, they are just about to take off when the hostess discovers that a blonde sitting in first class has a ticket for 2nd class
so she asks the blonde to move into second class and the blonde replies:"I'm blonde, i'm beautiful i'm going to New York and i'm not moving, so the hostess goes to tell the co-pilot to help her move the blonde, meanwhile the plane takes off, so she tells the co-pilot about the blonde, so he gets up and asks her to move, and again she answers:"I'm blonde, i'm beautiful i'm going to New York and i'm not moving, so the co-pilot goes to fetch the pilot and the pilot says:"I know what to do, i'm married to a blonde, so he puts the plane on autopilot and then goes up to the blonde and whispers something in her ear, and the blonde says:"why didn't you say so, i'll move right away, and runs off into second class, the hostess and the co-pilot are obviously amazed, so they all go back to the cockpit and they both ask the captain what he said to the blonde and he says:"I told her that first class wasn't going to New York

HAHAHAHAHA

Naryar · « **Reply #49 on:** July 06, 2008, 07:48:42 PM »

LMAO. Nice.

paprika · « **Reply #50 on:** July 06, 2008, 07:49:58 PM »

thanks

man manu · « **Reply #51 on:** July 07, 2008, 10:01:38 AM »

this made me laugh

The European Commission has
just announced that English
will be the official
language of the European Union.
German, which was the other
possibility, narrowly missed out.

During negotiations, the
British Government conceded
that English spelling had
some room for improvement and
accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would
become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will
replace the soft "c".
Sertainly this will make
sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped
in favor of "k".
This should klear
up konfusion, and keyboards
kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik
enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will
be replaced with "f".
This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik
akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible.
Governments
will enkourage the removal of
double letters which have
always ben a deterent to
akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be
reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze
unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining
"ou"
and after zis fifz yer, ve vil
hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil
finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil
al be speking German; lik zey
vunted in ze
forst plas.

Madiaba · « **Reply #52 on:** July 07, 2008, 12:10:41 PM »

Zat's gud, MM. Und vel zought out.

kill343gs · « **Reply #53 on:** July 07, 2008, 12:12:02 PM »

Well played on that one, but that is actually just a german-influenced fractured english. Sorry.

Naryar · « **Reply #54 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:08:10 PM »

HAHA good job Man Manu.

Somebody · « **Reply #55 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:01:31 AM »

There are three guys hunting in the woods. There is a Smart guy, a normal guy, and a dumb guy.

The Smart guy goes out first to look for a deer. He comes back 20 minutes later with a deer that he is dragging behind him. The Normal guy and the dumb guy ask, "How did you get the deer?". The Smart guy says "Found the Tracks, followed the tracks, shot the deer." Then the normal guy goes out, and comes back 20 minutes later with another deer. The smart guy and dumb guy ask how he did it. He responds by saying "Found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the deer." The nthe dumb guy goes out, and he comes back an hour later all scratched up. The Smart guy and the normal guy ask what happened. He says "Found the tracks, followed the tracks, got hit by a train."

infiniteinertia · « **Reply #56 on:** July 10, 2008, 10:06:20 AM »

lawllllllllllllllllll.

RA2lover · « **Reply #57 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:43:02 AM »

Trains got too much KE for him to survive with only scratches.

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #58 on:** July 12, 2008, 10:05:07 AM »

Maybe it tried to stop before it hit him?

man manu · « **Reply #59 on:** July 12, 2008, 12:34:15 PM »

it's a joke guys....