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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: 090901 on December 31, 2014, 12:10:23 PM
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090901 wakes up in bedroom, he is in a bed and beside him is someone he has never seen before. He looks over and it's HurricaneAndrew. 090901 then feels a throbbing sensation coming from his rearend, it seems HurricaneAndrew did something to him last night! 090901 quickly calls the cops to come and arrest Andy while he is sleeping! Officer Naryar came quickly and pulled up right infront of the house.
"What seems to be the problem?" He asked
"This dude just buttraped me" replied 090901
Naryar then just decided to walk into the house and arrest HurricaneAndrew, but as he walked into the room where HurricaneAndrew was sleeping, the door shut! Naryar quickly turned around and saw playzooki!
"Check these dubs" playzooki said.
"W-what" replied Naryar
Suddenly, HurricaneAndrew sprang up and grabbed Naryar and tied him to the bed!
WILL ANYBODY HELP SAVE NARYAR?
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I'm gonna choke this mafugger out.
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rocks fall everyone dies
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/731/143/3e3.jpg)
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rocks fall everyone dies
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/731/143/3e3.jpg)
Badnik is now a Mod.
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rocks fall everyone dies
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/731/143/3e3.jpg)
090901 using magical fun powers stops the rock and has it fall on just badnik, badnik is dead and can no longer roleplay anymore as 090901 throws his corpse into the house that has HurricaneAndrew, playzooki, and Naryar. As he is doing so, 090901 decides to peep in and see whats going on! It turns out Andy and playzooki and giving Naryar the "dubs" as the poor frenchman cries out in pain.
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hey i can godmod too
the rock no longer exists. it is ded
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I SHOOT A QUADRILLION HADUKENS OUT OF MY COCK AND IT OBLITERATES THE UNIVERSE
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fixed thread title
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isnt this like story time 7 or something now
nothing is going to beat the story time that everyone remembers. that sh** was the jam.
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090901 decided to pitch a tent outside his house for the night while Naryar and Badnik's dead body are brutally raped.
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The next morning 090901 wakes up, and sees Badnik somehow alive. It turns out Andy's and Playzooki's semen somehow brought him back to life. However, Naryar was a bloody mess as blood poured out from his anus...
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why all the rape
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>dubs threads get deleted
>thread about graphic rape is A-OK
also nice dubs by Badnik
also inb4 I get raped for posting here
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090901 decides after seeing this to go on a noble quest of being the true hero of GTM, he asks Helloface to join his crew who will support him in his rise to power.
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Helloface will join the rabbi's quest if the rabbi give him a shiny shekel and protection from Andy and Gayjewki's dicks.
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badnik decides "**** this" and kills himself because the though of being alive because of semen is ****ing disgusting. he goes to the afterlife and parties with lu-tze.
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Along their merry way, Helloface and 090901 meet a totally hella sweet kickass rad groovy cool dude and ask him to join their quest.
"Of course I will." I reply.
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Naryar spontaneously resurrects, and places razors on strategic locations so people will stop sexually assaulting him.
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Naryar spontaneously resurrects, and places razors on strategic locations so people will stop sexually assaulting him.
Are you saying you shoved razors up your own asshole?
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Random Lombax appears.
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Naryar gets on the scene and his head transforms into a dinosaur's
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53917Poorattemptatdigitalcolor2.png)
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Naryar gets on the scene and his head transforms into a dinosaur's
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53917Poorattemptatdigitalcolor2.png)
And by that you mean your second head?
also nice meme
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Naryar gets on the scene and his head transforms into a dinosaur's
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53917Poorattemptatdigitalcolor2.png)
And by that you mean your second head?
also nice meme
Shut up, helloface.
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haha only loosers catch tyrannadick :yaya)
should have worn a jurrassicondom
thinks hes prehistoric raider of the lost box up in this ma
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badnik has a flaccidactyl
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haha only loosers catch tyrannadick :yaya)
should have worn a jurrassicondom
thinks hes prehistoric raider of the lost box up in this ma
You're just jelly my penis is more triassic than yours
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i get dubs and naryar surrenders
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Avalanche is confused as he thought that Story Time was deleted, and that he had killed it many times over.
He is also confused as the fact that he thought that Playground was finally slain.
He decides to download Ironforge, Make some bots, and make a showcase which he puts on gtm AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE A LOOK AT!
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Go away.
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playzooki kills avalanche with a greentext arrow.
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playzooki dies of cholera
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helloface gets noscoped by the faze leader and ****ing dies
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helloface has second chance and is revived by optic kkklan who 720 coldscopes faze temprrr irl
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I get disowned
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I respawn and decide to hide in a small hole with food, water and a barrett 50cal modified to fire automatically.
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I respawn and decide to hide in a small hole with food, water and a barrett 50cal modified to fire automatically.
The heavens open and unleash a torrent of rain into your small hole, filling it with water. As you try to escape, you spy a boulder headed towards you, and it looks like it'll block your hole.
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I grab everything i have and jump out of the hole, using my barrett 50 cal as a pole to pole jump out.I then go to shoot great banter from First Strike, but forget i didnt load it and it burns me. Fortunately the rain puts me out and great banter instead has cooked my food. I hide in a cave and eat my food.
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avalanche gets rekt by NFKRZ and then ****ing dies
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I respawn and sit on the ground, my godmodding powers growing stronger by the minute. I then hear a rumbling and get flattened by a boulder, and respawn again.
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Avalanche dies along with the respawn system because he was eaten by a fat kid
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I launch a nuke into the sun. The sun explodes destroying the entire solar system and everybody dies.
/thread
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The entire ****ing solar system is respawned, and I get inside a helicopter and retreat to a location where noone can find me.
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I ****ing comeback from hell, hijack avalanches helicopter and 2160 noscope him. Avalanche then dies forever and is ****ing perma-banned by our PC overlord, GabeN himself.
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Avalanche and playzooki ruin the thread
/thread /thread
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I rise up as the TRUE FORM of illuminati, with a everything proof shield that means i cannot die. I then get all of my RA2 bots to fight you at once. I then 420blazeit quickscope you with Mutated Snowplow.
I then piss on the dying corpse of this thread.
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nigel farage comes along and saves the british minge
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I AM ROOT
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I AM ROOT
nigel farage comes along and saves the british minge
I rise up as the TRUE FORM of illuminati, with a everything proof shield that means i cannot die. I then get all of my RA2 bots to fight you at once. I then 420blazeit quickscope you with Mutated Snowplow.
I then piss on the dying corpse of this thread.
Avalanche and playzooki ruin the thread
/thread /thread
I ****ing comeback from hell, hijack avalanches helicopter and 2160 noscope him. Avalanche then dies forever and is ****ing perma-banned by our PC overlord, GabeN himself.
The entire ****ing solar system is respawned, and I get inside a helicopter and retreat to a location where noone can find me.
I launch a nuke into the sun. The sun explodes destroying the entire solar system and everybody dies.
/thread
Avalanche dies along with the respawn system because he was eaten by a fat kid
I respawn and sit on the ground, my godmodding powers growing stronger by the minute. I then hear a rumbling and get flattened by a boulder, and respawn again.
avalanche gets rekt by NFKRZ and then ****ing dies
I grab everything i have and jump out of the hole, using my barrett 50 cal as a pole to pole jump out.I then go to shoot great banter from First Strike, but forget i didnt load it and it burns me. Fortunately the rain puts me out and great banter instead has cooked my food. I hide in a cave and eat my food.
I respawn and decide to hide in a small hole with food, water and a barrett 50cal modified to fire automatically.
The heavens open and unleash a torrent of rain into your small hole, filling it with water. As you try to escape, you spy a boulder headed towards you, and it looks like it'll block your hole.
I respawn and decide to hide in a small hole with food, water and a barrett 50cal modified to fire automatically.
I get disowned
*rips a HUGE fart on ur face*
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/thread
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Trust Avalanche to ruin everything again.
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Avalanche prays to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life he has been given. "Shrek is love" he says; "Shrek is life". I called him a cunt. Avalanche lays in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards him. It's Shrek. Avalanche is so happy.
Shrek whispers into Avalanche's ear "This is my swamp." He grabs Avalanche with his powerful ogre hands and puts Avalanche down onto his hands and knees. He is ready. He spreads his ass-cheeks for Shrek. Shrek penetrates Avalanche's butt-hole. It hurts so much but he does it for Shrek. Avalanche can feel his butt tearing as his eyes start to water. He pushes against his force. He wants to please Shrek. Shrek roars in a mighty roar as he fills Avalanche's butt with ogre cum. Naryar walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through the window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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leave it to perman00bs to ruin threads
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I shoot playzooki, hurricaneandrew, and helloface in the face 696969696969696969696969696969696969 times with a sniper rifle then walk out, entirely ignoring kurt and AS. I then take a large baguette and stab NarYar in the escargots.
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leave it to perman00bs to ruin threads
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leave it to perman00bs to ruin threads
it wasnt you who ruined the thread
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Naryar takes a small limp baguette and sticks it in playzooki's mouth. BUT WAIT, IT WASNT A BAGUETTE!
5spooky7me
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avalanche stops tripping and realises naryar has no penis
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2. Serious offenses
+3 points against
40% warning issued
-Repeated spamming or off topic posts
#JustSaying
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Shut up, Kurt.
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Shut up, Kurt
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haha only loosers catch tyrannadick :yaya)
should have worn a jurrassicondom
thinks hes prehistoric raider of the lost box up in this ma
You're just jelly my penis is more triassic than yours
youre just jelly from the waist down!
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please die
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By now, my slime hole was weeping like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The unrelenting orgasms from his timed slimer hammering my clearing in the woods made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. There was love piss haemorrhaging from his sperminator and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his cumtree stuffed inside me again; stuffing my stench trench with a number of chillies just didn't get my municipal cockwash surging like it used to. With my velcro triangle now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start sliding my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a colon cobra, I wondered?
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By now, my slime hole was weeping like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The unrelenting orgasms from his timed slimer hammering my clearing in the woods made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. There was love piss haemorrhaging from his sperminator and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his cumtree stuffed inside me again; stuffing my stench trench with a number of chillies just didn't get my municipal cockwash surging like it used to. With my velcro triangle now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start sliding my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a colon cobra, I wondered?
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haha only loosers catch tyrannadick :yaya)
should have worn a jurrassicondom
thinks hes prehistoric raider of the lost box up in this ma
You're just jelly my penis is more triassic than yours
youre just jelly from the waist down!
Oh, it is on !
Your mom's so fat that when she goes to bathe with a blue bathing suit, ships wonder why is there an iceberg that far from the North Pole!
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/77910pinkie_pie_and_rarity_by_zirothefox-d4ckrbg.png)My gashtray was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his tallywacker soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his kebeb skewer from my rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his love lollipop. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and creamy load in my brown eye created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The feeling of his love piss trickling down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than greased sh** off a shiny shovel.