Author Topic: GTM Roleplay Thread (Read 3129 times)

Avalanche · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2015, 02:41:20 PM »

The entire ****ing solar system is respawned, and I get inside a helicopter and retreat to a location where noone can find me.

playzooki · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2015, 03:02:52 PM »

I ****ing comeback from hell, hijack avalanches helicopter and 2160 noscope him. Avalanche then dies forever and is ****ing perma-banned by our PC overlord, GabeN himself.

helloface · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2015, 03:06:59 PM »

Avalanche and playzooki ruin the thread
/thread /thread

Avalanche · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2015, 03:09:19 PM »

I rise up as the TRUE FORM of illuminati, with a everything proof shield that means i cannot die. I then get all of my RA2 bots to fight you at once. I then 420blazeit quickscope you with Mutated Snowplow.
I then piss on the dying corpse of this thread.

playzooki · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2015, 03:32:32 PM »

nigel farage comes along and saves the british minge

dezox · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2015, 03:33:06 PM »

I AM ROOT

AlexGRFan97 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 18, 2015, 03:50:35 PM »

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #47 on:** January 18, 2015, 04:26:06 PM »

Quote from: AlexGRFan97 on January 18, 2015, 03:50:35 PM

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Quote from: dezox on January 18, 2015, 03:33:06 PM

I AM ROOT

Quote from: playzooki on January 18, 2015, 03:32:32 PM

nigel farage comes along and saves the british minge

Quote from: Avalanche on January 18, 2015, 03:09:19 PM

I rise up as the TRUE FORM of illuminati, with a everything proof shield that means i cannot die. I then get all of my RA2 bots to fight you at once. I then 420blazeit quickscope you with Mutated Snowplow.
I then piss on the dying corpse of this thread.

Quote from: helloface199 on January 18, 2015, 03:06:59 PM

Avalanche and playzooki ruin the thread
/thread /thread

Quote from: playzooki on January 18, 2015, 03:02:52 PM

I ****ing comeback from hell, hijack avalanches helicopter and 2160 noscope him. Avalanche then dies forever and is ****ing perma-banned by our PC overlord, GabeN himself.

Quote from: Avalanche on January 18, 2015, 02:41:20 PM

The entire ****ing solar system is respawned, and I get inside a helicopter and retreat to a location where noone can find me.

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on January 18, 2015, 01:52:22 PM

I launch a nuke into the sun. The sun explodes destroying the entire solar system and everybody dies.

/thread

Quote from: playzooki on January 18, 2015, 12:35:39 PM

Avalanche dies along with the respawn system because he was eaten by a fat kid

Quote from: Avalanche on January 18, 2015, 08:39:38 AM

I respawn and sit on the ground, my godmodding powers growing stronger by the minute. I then hear a rumbling and get flattened by a boulder, and respawn again.

Quote from: playzooki on January 18, 2015, 08:30:30 AM

avalanche gets rekt by NFKRZ and then ****ing dies

Quote from: Avalanche on January 18, 2015, 08:28:24 AM

I grab everything i have and jump out of the hole, using my barrett 50 cal as a pole to pole jump out.I then go to shoot great banter from First Strike, but forget i didnt load it and it burns me. Fortunately the rain puts me out and great banter instead has cooked my food. I hide in a cave and eat my food.

Quote from: martymidget on January 18, 2015, 08:10:15 AM

Quote from: Avalanche on January 18, 2015, 07:59:55 AM
I respawn and decide to hide in a small hole with food, water and a barrett 50cal modified to fire automatically.

The heavens open and unleash a torrent of rain into your small hole, filling it with water. As you try to escape, you spy a boulder headed towards you, and it looks like it'll block your hole.

Quote from: Avalanche on January 18, 2015, 07:59:55 AM

I respawn and decide to hide in a small hole with food, water and a barrett 50cal modified to fire automatically.

Quote from: NeighImACarrot on January 17, 2015, 05:16:49 PM

I get disowned

*rips a HUGE fart on ur face*

Badnik96 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 18, 2015, 04:48:13 PM »

/thread

Philippa · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2015, 05:16:27 PM »

Trust Avalanche to ruin everything again.

playzooki · « **Reply #50 on:** January 19, 2015, 02:07:49 AM »

Avalanche prays to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life he has been given. "Shrek is love" he says; "Shrek is life". I called him a cunt. Avalanche lays in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards him. It's Shrek. Avalanche is so happy.
Shrek whispers into Avalanche's ear "This is my swamp." He grabs Avalanche with his powerful ogre hands and puts Avalanche down onto his hands and knees. He is ready. He spreads his ass-cheeks for Shrek. Shrek penetrates Avalanche's butt-hole. It hurts so much but he does it for Shrek. Avalanche can feel his butt tearing as his eyes start to water. He pushes against his force. He wants to please Shrek. Shrek roars in a mighty roar as he fills Avalanche's butt with ogre cum. Naryar walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through the window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Naryar · « **Reply #51 on:** January 19, 2015, 09:58:50 AM »

leave it to perman00bs to ruin threads

Avalanche · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2015, 10:28:37 AM »

I shoot playzooki, hurricaneandrew, and helloface in the face 696969696969696969696969696969696969 times with a sniper rifle then walk out, entirely ignoring kurt and AS. I then take a large baguette and stab NarYar in the escargots.