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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: Zog on July 31, 2010, 02:42:48 AM
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So these are basically things which you've heard other people say. Be it somewhere like a shop, or a public loo, or the underground...
I'll start off:
(My Dad after I sidled out of unwillingly being blessed by a vicar): " Phew. Glad to see that you use your brain there, son."
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Picnic Attack likes to randomly say, "I need sugar!"
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well in that case... i know someone who comes with oddness all the time.
when he came back: "i nearly stopped a fire in the kitchen."
someone else: "sooo... it's still burning then?"
another time, same person but actually on TeamSpeak.
him: "i have to take a sh**, brb."
barely 1 minute later: "i'm back. oh wait i forgot something."
someone else: "yeah, to take a sh**."
this same person once in class just ate half of a plastic bottle.
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Instead of laughing, I usually say 'LOL'. :P
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^^ Someone spends too much time on the internet then. :P
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i do both...
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My dad pulls out a flamethrower. I was like:
"You never told me we had a flamethrower!"
My dad: "You never asked!"
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LOL nice.
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We were discussing Mario Kart Wii multiplayer games in Higher Computing class, and my friend said "We should get together sometime and have a three-way."
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Well, last year in highschool I had a friend named Pete Bonarz. (It may have been Rob...) And all of my friends have basic names: Dan, Jeff, Jim (that's me), Joe, Mike and Mary... =P
Once I punched my friend, and he said 'That tickles, but do it again and I shove a nanner up your ass!' (And he actually said Nanner!)
Last one for now. Jeff loves to say 'Shiggity!'... :rage
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I once heard someone say "Fagoogitry" instead of "Faggotry".
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I assume I can post things I've said?
Jeopardy Question: In a children's book by Leo Lionni, this type of worm is proud that he can measure anything
Me: Er.... What is a tapeworm!
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I won't mention names but years ago some older guy i know (over 60) once said "she's developed" out loud referring to some young teen... I know it sounds wrong but we couldn't stop giggling and joked about it for ages, way to be proper aye.
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When I was younger, one of my dad's friend would tell me, "If you eat too many corn dogs you're gonna become a corn dog."
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Someone told me I would become an apple tree if I ate the whole apple. Never touched an apple core again.
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"I'mma make you my beta tester"
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I heard they're making a Titanic 2.
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Thats right, I heard its going to be set a long time after Titanic 1 and its a new ship with the same name, something like that.
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Hey look CU is back!
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One time, one of my IRL friends, Tristan, along with me, [I think] Preytor, and a couple other friends were having a heated debate about if cooties were real or not. So Tristan just shushes us and says, "In preschool we called them cooties. Now, we call them AIDS."
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Once in class, the teacher asked us to write a short text stating what do we fear of.
So me and a couple of classmates were making jokes about this and then another classmate (who was close to us about to fall asleep) said with a boring sleepy face "Alexander frightens me." (Yes my name is Alexander). So I tried shouting "Boo!" at his face and he stood up instantly. We all laughed.
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On Vent, while we were playing RTD, someone said "Check his groin for tiberium. I want to make a machete out of it."
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(Yes my name is Alexander)
No shame in that. That's my real name, too.
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Mine is Ryder.
:D
(Do I win?)
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Thought it'd be Vladmir or Sergei, to be honest :P
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(Yes my name is Alexander)
No shame in that. That's my real name, too.
Me too! :bigsmile:
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/4060heyalex.PNG)
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:eek:
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LOL :rotflmao:
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(Yes my name is Alexander)
No shame in that. That's my real name, too.
Me too! :bigsmile:
Really? Wow! I had no idea :gawe: *high-fives GF93 and Freeziez*
LOL @ Hydro.
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(Yes my name is Alexander)
No shame in that. That's my real name, too.
Me too! :bigsmile:
Really? Wow! I had no idea :gawe: *high-fives GF93 and Freeziez*
LOL @ Hydro.
Three of us on GTM with the same name...never thought I'd live to see the day! :approve:
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(Yes my name is Alexander)
No shame in that. That's my real name, too.
Me too! :bigsmile:
Really? Wow! I had no idea :gawe: *high-fives GF93 and Freeziez*
LOL @ Hydro.
You deserve a burrito.
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GIANT LINK OF DOOM
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Three of us on GTM with the same name...never thought I'd live to see the day! :approve:
Me either ;)
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Three of us on GTM with the same name...never thought I'd live to see the day! :approve:
Me either ;)
Same here! :bigsmile:
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*Eats Burrito*
Thanks. Now, who's for Snocones?
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/snocones1.jpg (http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/snocones1.jpg)
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I are lefted out cuz mah name is Jonathan.
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Well, at least you're Somebody. :laughing
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Thought it'd be Vladmir or Sergei, to be honest :P
I too thought Hydro would have a Russian name, like say..... Alexander
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Three of us on GTM with the same name...never thought I'd live to see the day! :approve:
Me either ;)
Same here! :bigsmile:
Im close my names just Alex do i win burrito too
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Yay, congratulations for everyone on the site called Alex for finding everyone else on the site called Alex.
Are there any other Nicks on the forum beside myself? =D
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No.
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On topic, nao?
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I was in a Mcdonalds and someone asked what came with a value meal.
So I said...
McN00b XD
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*Eats Burrito*
Thanks. Now, who's for Snocones?
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/snocones1.jpg (http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/snocones1.jpg)
Me!
NOMNOMNOM
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This sounds like the perfect place for my collected Malcomisms. All direct quotes from my good friend Malcom Ross.
General Malconisms
You are a lemming with steroids up your buttcrack and I am a sadistic panda that I cant control.
FALCON... ...PUNCH!
I am the Grim Reaper and I will steal your soul.
What do you mean he's sensible and mature? He wants a model plane to blow up his school shoes!
Your eyes are a beautiful shade of grey.
Register Malconisms
I may or not be here.
Hmm, who what when where??? Oh, here.
I would like to say not here but I found a flaw in that.
To a teacher Malconisms
It's pretty easy to tell when someone is texting in class cos people don't generally smile at their crotch.
"The curtains were blue." What you will say as an English teacher is it expresses his sadness and depression. On the other hand there's what the author meant - the curtains were effing blue!
There are more somewhere in the catacombs of my mind but I have forgotten them.
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"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot." -Myself
"Relevance is irrelevant." -A former teacher of mine
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Friend of mine once: "If I spread my arms out far enough, they are wings. But it costs a lot of effort so I'm not going to do that."
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'If you shove enough marbles up your a**e you become a wizard, fill me up'
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"use your balls!" (someone in gym said this during a game)
"CACTUS ORGASM" (Wafflez said this when we were in a desert in Minecraft and there were so many friggin cactuses"
"Irrelephant" (what someone would say instead of "irrelevant")
"interdimensional..... Crap." (we were doing some stupid stuff and he forgot what he was gonna say. then I said "INTERDIMENSIONAL CRAP" and we cracked up.)
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Picnic Attack: "Don't worry, we can do it without the Mexicans!"
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'If you shove enough marbles up your a**e you become a wizard, fill me up'
I found goblin porn!
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Location: bathroom at my school
Person in bathroom: AWWW sh**!!!
Me: Yes, that's normally what you do in a bathroom...
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I can give or take
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You are Satan's Unicorn Minion!
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Me: You know how I find it quite fun to turn things that end in -ism into religions
Mum: Yeah
Me: Well, it gives a whole new meaning to sexism, and it reverses the meaning of racism. And the person who is a part of racism and sexism is a rather lucky person
Mum: The person who is a part of both probably has several very nasty venereal diseases.
Me: Gotta catch 'em all!
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*maths teacher explaing ratios*
So, whatever you have, *friends name* will always be bigger.
*pause*
me and friend: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA