Author Topic: Flame wars (Read 8308 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #60 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:53:25 AM »

*forcecage vanishes after second nuke*

OK now... Ill show you one of my direst spells...

Fear the l33tness of the Stinking Fireblast !!!

*Let go a huge fart. Then use a minor fire spell*

*Sends carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulphide (that smells of rotten eggs, for those who don't know) everywhere around him in a burst of flames*

RA2lover · « **Reply #61 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:28:00 AM »

*gets teh '70 HEMI CUDA from cuda and modifies his engine to 99999999999999999999999BHP. Gearbox set to 1:1005*
After 124 laps around earth, The cuda gets to its topspeed, 342550 KM/S(over lightspeed)
*travels 3 years in future, until it runs over TY in a BIG crash, setting me and him in space*
He crashes in IIs 3rd nuke. me survived xP

Sage · « **Reply #62 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:09:38 PM »

it would be II's second nuke, cause i fired the second one after inf fired his first one.

modder TY · « **Reply #63 on:** June 06, 2008, 02:07:52 PM »

ow... OW... OOOOWWWWW!!!
but yet AHA! I'm invincible, meaning I never die, and I made ti so I never fly away unless I want to, meaning I survive allt he nukes, don't get thrown into space, and my hidden code was a superman code!
set_strenght_and_defence (by_percentage) 99999999999999999%
That means that I can break out of the truck, out of the stright vest, out of anythign and now I will never be hurt!
*find my magic keyboard half way stuck in the ground, then pulls out*
Ok, now fear the half of my powers!
top_speed_set (for_person (Modder TY) (by_percentage)) 999999999%
acceleration_set (for_person (Modder TY) (by_percentage)) 999999999%
Controllable_speed_set (for_person (Modder TY) (by_percentage)) 9999%
Now I won't slide aroudn the world when I run at ym fastest speed, and I can easily controll how fast I go!
*runs around the world, grabign stuff to fix the world as I go, with my strenght I can bend metal and all sorts of stuff to fix it*
Now the earth is fixed! But it'll take a while before the other side has trees, plants, grass or basicly any life on it...
*random person steps to other side of earth, then suddenly dies*
Like I said, a long time before theres any lif eon that side fo the earth...
*runs to china for some lunch*
EDIT: Wait, 3 years into the future, that means I CAN LEGALY DRIVE NOW! *looks around fro cops who might of heard that*
Phew, cya! *hops in my mustang, witch is in perfect condition and drives off*
Allright! Now I don't have to speed of when I see police syrens! ?? Aw crap, I don't have a licance! *sees cop tryign to pull me over*
Well I'm glad this thing has a fake tag on the back!
*races off*
*goes gets a licance then changes the tag for another fake one*
*drives off again nto worryign about cops*

modder TY · « **Reply #64 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:46:13 PM »

*pauses flame wars*
Come on people, don't let this die!
*resumes flame wars*

Sorrow · « **Reply #65 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:50:00 PM »

The pork chop...HAS FAILED!!!
Unleash...THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!
JACK THOMPSON, ATTACK!!

Lupus · « **Reply #66 on:** June 07, 2008, 04:27:10 AM »

*hits the abort button firing homing missiles at modder TY*

Lupus · « **Reply #67 on:** June 07, 2008, 04:27:40 AM »

muahahaha secret about button means FIRE

Naryar · « **Reply #68 on:** June 07, 2008, 05:39:57 AM »

Huh.

*Casts an antimagic spell against TY's magic keyboard*

You'll stop cheating right now ! Cause I am fed up of damned h4xx0rs!

Sage · « **Reply #69 on:** June 07, 2008, 09:48:18 AM »

i dont think this is what flame wars were meant for.

Naryar · « **Reply #70 on:** June 07, 2008, 10:21:09 AM »

Agreed, but as said, we're waiting for a REAL flame war. So we're making something dumb right now.

Sage · « **Reply #71 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:15:09 AM »

you do know flame wars dont really last that long. everyone makes a huge deal about it. usually just 2 stupid people being stupid.

but if we really want a flame war...

SOMEONE START ONE.

Naryar · « **Reply #72 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:27:59 AM »

Flame wars last if hardy trolls wage them. (DNFTT) But yea, generally they don't last very long.

This topic was designed to be a punching ball, but then went off topic because nobody really holds a grudge against another, so we found another way to entertain ourselves.

modder TY · « **Reply #73 on:** June 07, 2008, 02:43:22 PM »

^ Aggreed, (allthough, for some reason ont he offical forums there was alot more fighting...)

AHA! but my keyboard only works for me, and it's got powerful magic, so powerful it bounces your spell off!(ok, I'm done with this magic crap, lets say, it's just programed to only work for me.)

*buys a new keyboard, puts on a lazor shield to block magic and programs it to only work for Modder TY*

Haha! Now no one can stop me! *shoots lazors at everyone*

Offtopic to the offtopic-ness
You guys have to watch arby n' the chief the movie, it's so freakign funny, even if you don' know crap about halo.

Sorrow · « **Reply #74 on:** June 07, 2008, 02:47:50 PM »

Feel the wrath of crappy lawyers!
*Jack Thompson sues modder for being an obnoxious godmoder.*

modder TY · « **Reply #75 on:** June 07, 2008, 02:49:09 PM »

Oh, this is going to be VERY tricky...
*bribes lawyer with a candy bar, witch works*
Ok, glad that's cleared up!

Naryar · « **Reply #76 on:** June 07, 2008, 03:15:46 PM »

Damnit... Dispel magic failed...

*Laser damage (that is essentially thermal energy at the impact) is reduced by 75% by Naryar's fire resistance, but it still hurts*

Aw! You gonna pay for that!

Then...

*gets off his hidden training weights on the forearms and legs for a total of 12 kg*

Witness my awesome ninja skillz!

*takes a stupid looking fighting stance*

Sorrow · « **Reply #77 on:** June 07, 2008, 03:27:03 PM »

Oh, you are good...

New attack: The ultimate ninja destroyer: CHRIS, THE NINJA PIRATE!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Naryar · « **Reply #78 on:** June 07, 2008, 03:40:43 PM »

You can't make something other than summoning?

*casts a Lightning Bolt on Chris*

PH34R Naryar, the triclassed asshole!

Now Chris, come if you can still move and meet your doom!

Sorrow · « **Reply #79 on:** June 07, 2008, 03:46:38 PM »

FROSTSHOCK!!!!
The most OP of all Shaman attacks!
*Naryar is frozen*