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Encyclopedia Dramatica
« on: September 13, 2011, 06:19:42 PM »
I'm sick of it. I edited Jason's page to make it normal:

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Jason Steele is the founder and Co-contributor to the website [http://www.filmcow.com FilmCow]. He has created a total of 48 videos, mostly Flash animations but some live-action. [[Image:Jason Steele.jpg|thumb|This is Jason. He's prescribing you a heaping dose of the Filmcow Master Collection, and various opiates.]]

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Jason Steele is the writer and animator of the Charlie the Unicorn series and Llamas with Hats series, two collections of Flash movies. Though he has made several lulzy films since then, Charlie is what he is most known for. In an episode of [[Chaos Pony]], he revealed that a Charlie 4 and 5, and a Llamas 5 are under production.


== Relationship with Knox ==

Jason and fellow [[hipster|indie]] filmmaker Knox (real name Robert Benfer)[[Image:Robert Benfer.jpg|thumb|Robert.]] have an ongoing  relationship that started when the two met on [[Newgrounds]], back when Knox was working solely on his claymations. Jason Steele voiced the antagonist, King Womp, in Knox’s first full-length movie, “Klay World: Off the Table!” Knox then voiced Aurek in Jason’s short film “[[Soviet Russia|The Cloak]]". Jason had several parts lined up in films Knox talked about making (and got quite far into making, in the cases of “Joe Cam” and his Chinese Democracy tribute “Villain”) but eventually gave up on. Knox has since been featured in none of Jason’s other films, possibly because of this.

== KnoxKast Radio ==

In 2006, Jason and Robert started a [[podcast]] together, “Knoxkast Radio“. The first episode consisted of them trying to read Hamlet and failing miserably before eventually getting bored and abandoning it. This act would set the pace for Robert's career, but simultaneously introduce Robert’s fans to the then-unknown Jason.

[[Knox|Robert]] and Jason have also had many guest on the show. The long list includes:

Matt Books: The most prolific of the guests, Matt was featured in roughly a third of the episodes. [[Unwarranted self importance|Everyone (especially Matt) thinks he’s hilarious]], but he couldn’t be farther from it.

Sammie Penrod: Knox’s best friend who has been featured in some of his films, mostly live-action.

Patrick Snyder, aka Evil Knox: Southern friend of Matt and Jason. Jason used Patrick to [[Trolling|troll]] [[KKK|KKR]] listeners by pretending Patrick was Robert through an entire episode.

Gian Lanzefame: "I'm not from Mexico, I'm from Venezuela!" Robert and Jason's Spanish friend. Was trolled to ultimate lulz by Matt and Patrick in Episode 20 until he left.

Meagan: Knox’s girlfriend.

== Knoxkast Ends ==

In December 2009, Knox and Jason successfully trolled their fans by releasing Episode 75, the final episode of Knoxkast Radio over a year after they said they would. Many lulz were had.

== DVD ==

In 2009, Jason Released a DVD that compiled several FilmCow shorts on one disc for the  price of $10. This isn't a bad price when [[Image:Filmcow Master Collection.jpg|thumb]]you consider that Knox's DVDs are priced at closer to $20.

== The Present ==

Jason continues to make short films, the most recent being Zulway, God of Mercy. Jason, Robert, and Chris Alex also do a weekly podcast called Chaos Pony.

[http://www.filmcow.com/ Jason's website.]
[http://badideapictures.com/ Knox's website.]
[http://www.themattbooks.com/ Matt Book's website]
[http://www.onesecondpictures.com/ Gian's website]
[http://www.knoxskorner.com/knoxkast/ List of Knoxkast episodes]


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and they deleted it. Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**. I can't believe this website is still up and running, anyone who uses it is just a lazy **** with no life. [/rant]
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 06:25:39 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 06:35:03 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 06:42:12 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
Wait, you're saying that Goatse appears every time you start up the internet?
...It's probably a virus then. I doubt that ED distributes viruses, otherwise the site would be down. Did you download anything malicious?


But yeah, shock images/porn is commonplace at ED. But not viruses.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 06:45:38 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
Wait, you're saying that Goatse appears every time you start up the internet?
...It's probably a virus then. I doubt that ED distributes viruses, otherwise the site would be down. Did you download anything malicious?


But yeah, shock images/porn is commonplace at ED. But not viruses.

No, only if I go to a wiki. Sadly, that also includes Wikipedia, so I can't use Wiki unless I get a proxy.

I know what shock images are, it's just that they fill up the whole page and I have to Alt+F4 the window because I can't click on anything, including the toolbar.

ED sucks.
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 06:48:34 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
You must have opened the GNAA link at some point. Do you also get a loud voice playing that says, "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"?
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2011, 06:50:37 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
You must have opened the GNAA link at some point. Do you also get a loud voice playing that says, "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"?

I went to edit Jason's page, and it came up. Now it won't go away whenever I visit a wiki (except, oddly enough, RA2Wiki).
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2011, 06:51:08 PM »
Dude, that's the point of ED.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2011, 06:53:54 PM »
Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
You must have opened the GNAA link at some point. Do you also get a loud voice playing that says, "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"?

I went to edit Jason's page, and it came up. Now it won't go away whenever I visit a wiki (except, oddly enough, RA2Wiki).
Have you cleared your cookies and restarted your computer yet? That should fix it.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2011, 06:57:06 PM »
Dude, that's the point of ED.

To **** with your computer? Great, thanks internet.

Now when I go back, I get all this hentai and goatse sh**.
Well no duh. It's called pornography. And it's all over the internet (almost as much as advertising). ED is about the internet. Do the math.

The **** are you saying? I don't want a page of an old man's ass every time I visit a website.
You must have opened the GNAA link at some point. Do you also get a loud voice playing that says, "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"?

I went to edit Jason's page, and it came up. Now it won't go away whenever I visit a wiki (except, oddly enough, RA2Wiki).
Have you cleared your cookies and restarted your computer yet? That should fix it.

Lol. Thanks it works now. I just won't ever go to ED again.
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2011, 06:58:29 PM »
Why do you want to go on it if you hate it so much>

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2011, 06:59:05 PM »
Why do you want to go on it if you hate it so much>

They said some crap about Jason Steele so I went and had the balls to fix it.
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2011, 06:59:45 PM »
But did you know beforehand that they would change the edit?

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2011, 07:04:10 PM »
But did you know beforehand that they would change the edit?

Of course, I just didn't expect...the rest...
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2011, 07:08:08 PM »
You shouldn'y have done that.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2011, 07:09:24 PM »
You shouldn'y have done that.

I'm sorry for keeping my sanity.
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2011, 07:10:47 PM »
Yeah, ED is a troll site, plain and simple.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2011, 07:11:23 PM »
I still don't get why you'd try to edit it.

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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2011, 07:14:07 PM »
I still don't get why you'd try to edit it.

Because they're saying crap about a perfectly nice person, and it pisses me off. I can't believe people like this sh**.
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Re: Encyclopedia Dramatica
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2011, 07:14:52 PM »
You shouldn'y have done that.
You've suffered a terrible fate, haven't you?
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.