cooking with gametechmods

[TeamXtreemer]

noodles
u will need
insta chicken noodles
pepper
salt
pan
soy sauce (optional)
how 2 cook
put noodles in pan (don't put seasoning in)
boil water
put water in pan
boil noodles until cooked
drain noodles
put noodle seasoning, salt, pepper and soysauce (optional) in, stir in (add water to mix)
serving
put em on a plate


put ur cool recipes in, will update soon

[MassimoV]

1. Open can of Mtn Dew
2. Drink

[TeamXtreemer]

1. Open can of Mtn Dew
2. Drink

[RpJk]

How to Make Punch:
1. Walk up to someone.
2. PUNCH!!

[cephalopod]

Chef Excellence <3

Anyway I do the best uni-student fake-stir-fry ever.

1) defrost chicken in microwave
2) boil kettle
3) cut chicken up in frying pan and fry
4) boil noodles in saucepan for 4 mins
5) put some veggies in microwave for half allotted time.
6) drain noodles
7) chuck half-cooked veggies into chicken pan and fry for a minute or 2
8) open packet of stir fry sauce, pour half into noodles and half into chicken/veggies
9) stir em up
10) put them in a bowl
11) stir em up
12) put it on a plate
13) cover with soy sauce and get sweet chilli dip.
Yum!

And yeah this is because my frying pan is too small :<

[TeamXtreemer]

Chef Excellence <3

Anyway I do the best uni-student fake-stir-fry ever.

1) defrost chicken in microwave
2) boil kettle
3) cut chicken up in frying pan and fry
4) boil noodles in saucepan for 4 mins
5) put some veggies in microwave for half allotted time.
6) drain noodles
7) chuck half-cooked veggies into chicken pan and fry for a minute or 2
8) open packet of stir fry sauce, pour half into noodles and half into chicken/veggies
9) stir em up
10) put them in a bowl
11) stir em up
12) put it on a plate
13) cover with soy sauce and get sweet chilli dip.
Yum!

And yeah this is because my frying pan is too small :<

sounds nice, will try (but with hotdogs instead of chicken ;p

[cephalopod]

It's pretty good for a cheap quick meal. Half cooking the veggies gives them an authentic stir fry crunch too :3

[TeamXtreemer]

It's pretty good for a cheap quick meal. Half cooking the veggies gives them an authentic stir fry crunch too :3

for that authentic student feeling, throw every expensive possession you have out the window!

[Thyrus]

1. Open can of Mtn Dew
2. Drink

3. vomit cause of suggaroverdose

[TeamXtreemer]

1. Open can of Mtn Dew
2. Drink

3. vomit cause of bitter/bland taste

ftfy

[Hydro]

1. Acquire three to five large potatoes
2. Wash them
3. Julienne that sh**
4. Lightly oil the cookie sheet analogue of your toaster oven
5. Place the potatoes on the sheet in a single, even layer
6. Spray 'em down with oil; how much is up to you
7. Top rack on full power for around ten to fifteen minutes or until they're golden brown
8. Scrape them into a large container with a lid
9. Add whatever seasonings you want
10. Shake the **** out of it
11. Repeat steps five through ten for any remaining uncooked potatoes

And BAM, Hydrovian fries

[helloface]

1. Walk over to your cupboard
2. Open your cupboard
3. Reach into the cupboard
4. Grab a can of Chunky soup
5. Walk over to counter
6. Put Chunky soup on counter
7. Open another cupboard
8. Grab bowl
9. Place bowl on counter
10. Pour Chunky soup in bowl
11. Place Chunky soup bowl in microwave
12. Close cupboards
13. Wait
14. Open microwave door
15. Grab steaming hot bowl of Chunky soup
16. Walk over to table
17. Place on table
18. Realise you forgot spoon
19. Walk into the kitchen
20. Open drawer
21. Grab spoon
22. Walk over to bowl of Chunky soup
23. Sit in chair
24. Eat using spoon

[Resetti's Replicas]

1. Chicken breast
2. Rosemary, salt, onion powder
3. George Foreman Grill
4. Ketchup + relish + mayo = tartar sauce.


and you've got yourself a meal.

[MassimoV]

1. Open can of Mtn Dew
2. Drink

3. vomit cause it doesn't mix with the vinegar from all the German food

ftfy

ftfy

[Philippa]

Now this recipe is very simple, the two things you need are a takeaway menu and a phone.

[Jonzu95]

Now this recipe is very simple, the two things you need are a takeaway menu and a phone.

What I have to do then? Eat the phone?

[TeamXtreemer]

Now this recipe is very simple, the two things you need are a takeaway menu and a phone.

What I have to do then? Eat the phone?

nionononononono you use the phone as a spoon to eat the menu.

[Philippa]

Now this recipe is very simple, the two things you need are a takeaway menu and a phone.

What I have to do then? Eat the phone?

nionononononono you use the phone as a spoon to eat the menu.

Are you two ****ing retarded? You tear the menu up into shreds and sprinkle it over the phone. If there is still a few bits left over then it makes a nice side salad.
Some people...

[Naryar]

i am here to claim the nobility of the pasta dish

of course a pasta dish with nothing tastes like nothing interesting but add various things (cheese, meat, onions, eggs, etc) in it and it becomes good.

Same with rice, or mashed potatoes. Any starch source, really.

[HurricaneAndrew]

>Creamy chicken flavor ramen noodles.
>Butter, salt, pepper, garlic powder.
>Grated mozzarella cheese.
>Horseradish sauce.

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