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Offline RammingSpeed

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Cars = legit girlfriends
« on: February 16, 2014, 09:38:29 AM »


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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 09:58:15 AM »
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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 10:45:40 AM »
Hey, it's better than being in a relationship with an animal, or based on his accent, a man.


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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2014, 11:07:56 AM »
Hey, it's better than being in a relationship with an animal, or based on his accent, a man.
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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 11:12:20 AM »
Hey, it's better than being in a relationship with an animal, or based on his accent, a man.
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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2014, 11:42:50 AM »
**** man, if you're gonna fall in love with your car, it should at least be a GTR or something.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2014, 02:21:04 PM »
excuse me wtf

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2014, 02:44:52 PM »
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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2014, 05:29:31 PM »
**** man, if you're gonna fall in love with your car, it should at least be a GTR or something.

Yeah. What the **** is so sexually appealing about a mid-90s Monte Carlo?

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2014, 08:20:29 PM »
he was referring to the car as "he" that means the guy was in a gay relationship with a car.

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2014, 10:23:33 PM »
When he sucks on the parking brake, is that autofellatio?

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2014, 03:13:47 AM »
**** man, if you're gonna fall in love with your car, it should at least be a GTR or something.

Yeah. What the **** is so sexually appealing about a mid-90s Monte Carlo?

man you are missing out.. look at those curves.. those eyes.. dayum I would rock those mufflers from dusk till dawn


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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2014, 10:16:12 AM »
There's a kid with Aspergers in my school who thinks he's a car.

We've determined that he will be very good in bed.


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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2014, 11:07:40 AM »
There's a kid with Aspergers in my school who thinks he's a car.

We've determined that he will be very good in bed.

beep beep muther****er

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2014, 05:28:02 PM »
Dubs
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Cars = legit girlfriends
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2014, 05:29:29 PM »

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