Author Topic: Canada's Birthday (Read 1113 times)

GroudonRobotWars · « **on:** June 01, 2010, 07:06:44 PM »

Canada Day is on July 1st. I live here.

Somebody · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2010, 07:36:23 PM »

You just became R0B0SH4RK's new best friend.

Pwnator · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2010, 08:21:30 PM »

Canada and I has the same birthday lolz

nicsan2009 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2010, 08:24:41 PM »

My brother birthday is on the same day too

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:05:21 PM »

And Marilyn Monroe's

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Pwnator on June 01, 2010, 08:21:30 PM

Canada and I has the same birthday lolz

Canada > Pwnator

I'm always looking forward to July 1st :D

System32 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2010, 01:43:34 AM »

Happy B-day Pwnada/Canator!!! :L

Pwnator · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2010, 01:46:59 AM »

wat

It's one month from now. :P

Avalanche · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2010, 03:37:34 AM »

Quote from: System32 on June 02, 2010, 01:43:34 AM

Happy B-day Pwnada/Canator!!! :L

I think thats high sarcasm.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:21:30 AM »

I think you are wrong.

System32 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2010, 12:40:54 PM »

lDl is right.

Pwn ator
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Can ada
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Pwn ada
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Can ator

frezal · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2010, 03:15:17 PM »

Happy (belated) birthday Canada! We knew you could do it!

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2010, 10:35:24 PM »

Still a month to go guys... unless you're just reeeeally late.

It's 3 days before July 4th :|

Doomkiller · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:01:26 AM »

Wait, isnt it June?

G.K. · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:03:00 AM »

Somebody · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:21:27 AM »

*Head explodes*

frezal · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:37:08 AM »

Quote from: R0B0SH4RK on June 02, 2010, 10:35:24 PM

Still a month to go guys... unless you're just reeeeally late.

It's 3 days before July 4th :|

No, I am just really late. In fact, I'm over 20 years late.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:30:55 PM »

Happy Birthday Canada! An important part of the British Empire, and relatively nice to look at, too!

Maple Syrup was also a major bonus...

*Goes all "Bear Hugger" and drinks a bottle of Maple Syrup*

Badnik96 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:10:31 PM »

My nxt dentist appointment is on July 1st too lol

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2010, 01:49:50 AM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on June 03, 2010, 03:30:55 PM

Happy Birthday Canada! An important part of the British Empire, and relatively nice to look at, too!

Maple Syrup was also a major bonus...

*Goes all "Bear Hugger" and drinks a bottle of Maple Syrup*

I appreciate the enthusiasm GF, but there are a couple of things that you clearly do not understand...

1) One does not simply go "bear hugger." This is Canada. Which means mother nature wants to punch you in the face here. Do not hug the bears. Do not touch the bears, do not feed the bears, do not tease the bears. Do not poke, prod or prick the bears. Do not approach the bears. Do not call out to the bears, do not tease the bears. Do not vocalize around the bears. Do not make direct eye contact with the bears, do not even cast a sideways glance at the bears. The bears are not your friends. The bears are not cuddly, friendly, or fuzzy. The bears hate you with every fibre of their living beings. The bears want to kill you. You cannot outrun the bears, you cannot outclimb the bears, you cannot outswim the bears, you cannot outsmart the bears, you cannot outfight the bears. There are reasons why the natives worship the bears. The bears will tear your asshole a new asshole.

2) What's a Britain? Canada belongs to no empire. The Queen lives in that place with rain and fog and tea and really bad teeth and funny accents.

3) Downing a bottle of maple syrup is tougher than downing a bottle of most hard liquors. Trust me, I've tried.

Oh, and Canada > Pwnator. Still.