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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: Meganerdbomb on January 16, 2015, 09:54:00 PM

Title: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Meganerdbomb on January 16, 2015, 09:54:00 PM
Apparently, that's how I was born.Turns out we're brothers. True Story. I just found out after I realized we had the same last name, and our dads are both named Joe.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: R1885 on January 17, 2015, 12:10:46 AM
All of my childhood questions, just got answered.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Naryar on January 17, 2015, 03:46:39 AM
So, care to elaborate about your mythic entry into the world ?

Did you chew and spit out your umbilical cord as well and use babby hormones so all of the nurses would feed you ?
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: dezox on January 17, 2015, 09:11:50 AM
that's nice honey
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: HurricaneAndrew on January 17, 2015, 12:27:12 PM
Apparently our dad was ****ing two chicks at the same time. My mom and his mom.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Avalanche on January 17, 2015, 12:36:48 PM
Christ, was his penis a hydra?
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: kill343gs on January 17, 2015, 06:01:35 PM
this explains a lot
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 26, 2016, 07:56:08 PM
bumped because the thread title rules
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Mr. AS on January 26, 2016, 08:00:40 PM
who hasn't banged MNB's mom tbh
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: ecolusian on January 27, 2016, 03:44:19 AM
who hasn't banged MNB's mom tbh

good point b0ss
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: The Red Blur on January 27, 2016, 07:41:46 AM
who hasn't banged MNB's mom tbh


qft

EDIT: Hmm... Noticed some new salt direct from mnb him/her/themself!

Feast your eyes...

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Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Meganerdbomb on January 27, 2016, 09:09:41 PM
Just stating the fact that a virgin couldn't possibly have been with my mum.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: ecolusian on January 28, 2016, 03:31:06 AM
( one punch man for the win btw)

I find ironic for a guy (TRB) to act like he is above everyone around them, but then he goes and follows along with a mom joke

keep it classy buddy

"who is a bigger fool, the fool or the fool that follows him?.... or the fool that follows the fool who followed the fool
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: The Red Blur on January 28, 2016, 04:37:39 AM
Seriously? All I did was put THREE LETTERS, to show that I agreed with a post. Plus- when have I said that I am above everyone? When did I even ACT that way? Being arrogant and being self-obsessed are two VERY different things.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: ecolusian on January 28, 2016, 06:14:20 AM
Seriously? All I did was put THREE LETTERS, to show that I agreed with a post. Plus- when have I said that I am above everyone? When did I even ACT that way? Being arrogant and being self-obsessed are two VERY different things.

you've never explicitly said it but you always argue with the veterans and admins of this place like you know better and frankly you make an ass of yourself, you even do it on Skype! just stop having a go at moderators, there only telling you these things so that you don't get banned and to keep things running smoothly. (you a good person irl dude but online you become a pain in the ass!)
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:01:38 AM
the pointing it out and writing heckva words about it like whenev possible turning it into a terrible debate for pages is imo more annoying than red himself so can we just nip that in the bud right here
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:03:40 AM
hah i got a spam neg from as too for saying wen yan robot noob is cool or something. i wear it with pride. cause hes heckuva cool :dance:
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:05:16 AM
can i get some raunchy details about the sex i want to know everything
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: The Red Blur on January 28, 2016, 11:23:27 AM
well, it was a cold, dark winter's night...
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:28:06 AM
andrews dad ordered the steak skillet, hes a man, he likes it spicy, and he likes to show it off. just swinging that big ass dick around. metaphorically speaking, so far.... megas mom likes to keep fit. she ordered a ceasar salad, zesty, healthy, eating one leaf at a time... so coy...
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:32:39 AM
andrews dad is probably a real straight shooter. he probably says something brash and inappropriate, not so brash as 'youve got a nice rack bitch', but not subtle enough to not land on her like a sack of bricks in the same manner. he knows what he wants, and he wants in that bitch. hes kind of just poking the steak. hes hungry, but at this point, hes thinking surf and turf, and hes looking at some good surf. the turf is for later
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:36:52 AM
megas mom is on her second glass of wine. theyve been sitting down for ten minutes now, and shes almost cleared her plate. shes nervous, but she wants it too. she finishes her second glass and calls for a third, raising her hand for the waiter but andrews dad grabs it and lowers it to the table gently. she looks in his eyes. she lets her guard down. he wants that pussy. now shes thinkin bout the dick. you can smell it in the air. theyre going to ****.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:47:45 AM
megas mom is a good old midwestern housewife looking woman, shes a sturdy bitch, nothing special in the face, mid length hair, sometimes curled, her body is right for the type though. shes a bit overweight, but shes got a rack like wendy williams and the child bearing hips that keep everything in proportion. shes just fine. and shed be looking fine, if she wasnt wearing her knit sweater with the ****ing cats on it. she thinks shes past her prime, but her inner woman is begging for a good, hard ****. andrews dad could smell her wet pussy from across dennys parking lot, but at this point, he doesnt have to.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: toAst on January 28, 2016, 11:58:19 AM
andrews dad is rough around the edges. gruff, even. his hands calloused from working god knows what. his five oclock shadow has seen three days worth of five o clocks at this point. hes a pretty big man. hes not huge, but hes muscular. not gym ripped, maybe even the slightest bit of a stomach starting to form. but hes obviously been stacking sh** at the sh** stacking factory  for a long time, and for long hours. with his shirt sleeves rolled up, you can see what could be a dark tan underneath the thick, dark hair of his forearm, but you cant quite be sure it's not from a long shift at the sh**house. and after a long day at the sh**house, theres one thing on this man's mind: hes going to **** someones mother, and hes going to **** her right. and this one right here is in the palm of his big, hairy hand.
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: The Red Blur on January 29, 2016, 12:56:19 AM
>tries to be healthy
>drinks 3 glasses of wine
>has now drank the equivalent of 3 donuts.
>the world regains balance
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Meganerdbomb on January 31, 2016, 12:09:35 AM
andrews dad is rough around the edges. gruff, even. his hands calloused from working god knows what. his five oclock shadow has seen three days worth of five o clocks at this point. hes a pretty big man. hes not huge, but hes muscular. not gym ripped, maybe even the slightest bit of a stomach starting to form. but hes obviously been stacking sh** at the sh** stacking factory  for a long time, and for long hours. with his shirt sleeves rolled up, you can see what could be a dark tan underneath the thick, dark hair of his forearm, but you cant quite be sure it's not from a long shift at the sh**house. and after a long day at the sh**house, theres one thing on this man's mind: hes going to **** someones mother, and hes going to **** her right. and this one right here is in the palm of his big, hairy hand.
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Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: Reier on January 31, 2016, 12:10:07 AM
enough
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: The Red Blur on February 02, 2016, 01:31:27 PM
What is THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! You know, when I woke up today I thought "I'm gonna put up with everything" NOT. ****ING. THIS!!!
Title: Re: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's
Post by: ecolusian on February 02, 2016, 03:48:00 PM
you ****ed up the reference you dumb-dumbs