Author Topic: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread  (Read 11392 times)

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THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« on: June 19, 2016, 04:14:01 PM »


Hi guys. Sorry about the silence from me, N00B Warz V ran into some delays.

Most notably me being kidnapped and held hostage for 200 bitcoins. Have you ever had to record your own hostage video? It's demeaning to say the least. I only escaped when I chewed through the ropes using my teeth in the dead of night. Looking through the forums however, no one really noticed or was worried. THANKS GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

Anyway, I got back to my house, checked my computer and found some changes.


I opened the notepad and it said this.


What a horrible person he was.

Well, now i'm back and i've got some housekeeping to do

1) RobotCrusher57 and his "robot" Destroyer are disqualified on account of kidnapping the tournament host and trying to run the tournament himself. Calling it a robot is tenuous at best. He only ever sent me a drawing of it.

2) Some robots I got were either too heavy or too good and I did not get suitable replacements in time. So I took it upon myself to alter these robots and make them worse/lighter for the tournament. You can tell the robots I changed by the star on their splash. This is all a bit of fun so I presumed no one would really mind much.





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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2016, 04:37:36 PM »
Probably gonna die to click. Oh well, this was just a bit of fun. I was wondering what had happened with the whole RC57 thing. :P
Anyway, GL Everybody!
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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2016, 04:42:31 PM »
Wait, you weren't doing the RC57 shenanigans as a prank?  Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to go through that pain.


But anyway, I don't expect myself to go far but like Silverfish said, I'm here to have some fun.  Good luck chums.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2016, 04:47:58 PM »
My robot has supershine.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2016, 04:48:45 PM »
Wait, you weren't doing the RC57 shenanigans as a prank?  Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to go through that pain.


But anyway, I don't expect myself to go far but like Silverfish said, I'm here to have some fun.  Good luck chums.

They beat me. I've got the scars to prove it.




And they even tattood me. I probably have hepatitis from the dirty needle.


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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2016, 04:54:00 PM »
Wait, you weren't doing the RC57 shenanigans as a prank?  Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to go through that pain.


But anyway, I don't expect myself to go far but like Silverfish said, I'm here to have some fun.  Good luck chums.

They beat me. I've got the scars to prove it.

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And they even tattood me. I probably have hepatitis from the dirty needle.

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I'm on the fence about whether this is real or sharpie. If it's real, that is some interesting ink. Probs sharpie tho. :P

EDIT: I'm not saying they didn't kidnap you, that I'm REALLY on the fence about. I'm just saying that if they DID kidnap you and said that those are tattoos, I'm guessing they were lying.
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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2016, 05:20:35 PM »
I stop paying attention and all this stuff happens. Much confused.
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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2016, 06:10:59 PM »
#PinglerTheVIIForPrez2020

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2016, 06:39:43 PM »
Match 1 (Blender vs Walking Tal vs Shadow Killer) is up



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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2016, 07:03:48 PM »
ALERT- Another WS coming up...
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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2016, 07:06:02 PM »


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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2016, 09:20:03 PM »
well thats a huge middlefinger to the face

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2016, 12:54:19 AM »
So you did end up accepting my entry. Cool.
Looking forward to my match, I don't really care if i win or lose, since this is just for fun anyway.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2016, 06:45:21 AM »
Your entry was one of the ones I had to alter. In this case I gave it fixed wedges on the front.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2016, 07:16:21 AM »
ffs I should've entered.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2016, 04:10:36 PM »
Next round 1 match up.



This is either the best or worst match I have ever recorded and I cannot tell which.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2016, 06:12:11 PM »
The music really did it for me, a singular tear was shed. Truly a thing of beauty.

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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2016, 06:41:37 PM »
ALERT- Another WS coming up...
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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2016, 07:36:30 PM »
This music ain't good if it doesn't randomly switches to benny hill.


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Re: THE REAL N00b Warz V SBV Thread
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2016, 02:34:09 AM »
This music ain't good if it doesn't randomly switches to benny hill.
agreed, it was kinda jarring