RA2 Mafia - Splash

[Badnik96]

*AS' full robot name is

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ****ing bullsh**. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the **** up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you ****ing nutted. This is a ****ing OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

You cannot screencap or copy/paste messages between yourself and the host (me).
If you miss two whole phases without activity, you will be killed off.
No metagaming (IE: "this guy is using the PM system so that means he's x role"). This includes posting PMs between yourself and the host.
Play for your side and your side only.
Majority vote is required for a lynch, which means half the people alive.
A lynch will be completed when day phase ends, not when the first majority is reached.
The dead cannot change the course of the game at any point.
Roles are revealed on death.

Only killing roles will receive the videos of their night kills until they die, when all kills they made will be posted at once.

Roles:

The town consists of most of the game's players. Their goal is to eliminate any mafia or killers that lurk within their town.

Doctor: The doctor can choose one person per night. That person is immune to all night kills.

Cop: The cop can choose one person per night. The cop learns that person's role at the end of the night.

Vigilante: The vigilante can choose one person each night and attempt to kill them. However, his gun only has three shots, and if you kill another townsperson, you kill yourself the next night.

Lookout: The lookout chooses one person each night, and learns who else visits that person overnight.

Townie: These players have no special ability, but they can still vote in the lynch every day.

The mafia know who each other are at the start of the game, but they are fewer than the townspeople. They can talk among themselves at night via PM or an alternate chat group. They need to work together and eliminate the town, making them the only group left. The mafia must vote on who the mafioso kills each night by sending me a PM with their vote.

Godfather: The godfather is the leader of the mafia and the most powerful. He cannot be detected by the cop, coming up as a townsperson. He is also immune to any other night kills.

Mafioso: The mafioso does the mafia's dirty work, performing every kill. If he dies, then the goon becomes a mafioso. If the second mafioso dies, then it's the hooker's turn, with the godfather killing if all other mafia are dead.

Escort: The escort can choose one player each night and "seduce" them, making them unable to perform their night action. If the escort seduces the serial killer, the serial killer will kill her instead of his usual target.

Goon: The goon votes on who to kill with the rest of the mafia. If the mafioso dies, the goon becomes the new mafioso.

Third-party roles are loners, they have no one else to help them win. They usually have special criteria to win, which will be outlined below:

Serial Killer: The serial killer can choose one person each night and kill them. He's also immune to any other night killing roles. He also does not die if he loses an RA2 battle at night. The serial killer wins if he's the last person standing.

Jester: The jester is insane, and wants to be lynched in front of the town. If he succeeds, he wins the game, but the game will continue, and he will win alongside whatever faction wins the game. If he is lynched, he can choose one person to kill from beyond the grave, and kill them automatically without an RA2 battle.

Survivor: The survivor simply wants to get through this game in one piece. He can visit one person each night, and he uses this person as a human shield. Any roles that are sent to this person will go to the person shielding him. However, he can still be seduced by the escort. He wins if he is alive when any other faction wins.

Player List:
Badger
Thrackerzod
DemonOfTomorrow Townsperson - Died N4
Silverfish Jester - Died D1
Lightning S. Mafioso - Died N6
Shield Doctor - Died D4
Dreamcast Mafioso - Died N1
RedAce Townsperson - Died N5
Meganerdbomb
botomatic1000 Townsperson - Died N2
playzooki Vigilante - Died N3
Avalanche Townsperson - Died N2
NeonCalypso Cop - Died N1
jamied666 Serial Killer - Died D5
Geice
TheRoboteer Townsperson - Died N5
Pizzaguy2020 Mafioso - Died N3
Amish Bees Star Townsperson - Died D4 - inactive
Dark-Al  Escort - Died N2
Mr. AS
TGM Lookout - Died N4
Sage
martymidget
Mechadino

[Badnik96]

Players will learn their roles within the hour.

[Badger]

So many double wedges

Gg

[Badnik96]

right most of you have your roles but this sh**:


is keeping me from telling the rest of you. wait an hour and then the rest of you will know

[Thrackerzod]

Discord thing no one will use: https://discord.gg/Aq9uFay

Whichever team has Pyramid of Doom is gonna win.  We can only hope that Pizzaguy's not the Cereal Killer.

[Badnik96]

Roles are sent out. Night 1 begins now and ends on 8:15 PM on 4/24

(there is to be no game discussion during this time. discussing the entries is perfectly fine)

[Mecha]

go go go first bot I've made in like half a year

[Dreamcast]

I didn't test Cold Front  ; and whatever happens to the good old fashioned spinner? All these popups make my poopup wince.

[Thrackerzod]

X Warzone should be good at fighting one wedge popups.  Should be.

[Mecha]

Cheeseburger Revolution should be good at fighting one wedge popups.  Should be.

ftfy

[kix]

Badnik. I still dont know my role.
I shouldve checked my discord.

[Badnik96]

Day 1 has begun!

DEAD: NeonCalypso (Cop)

DEAD: Dreamcast (Mafioso)



Day 1 begins now and will end at 9:45 PM EST on 4/26

for those of you new to this, you can vote at any time during the day to lynch someone by simply adding "VOTE:(name)" to your post

[NeonCalypso]

There goes my cinnamon roll...

[Thrackerzod]

Ok, cop is dead.  That's bad.

Mafia guy is dead.  That's good!

Anyway, seems RedAce is in the clear, since the Mafia attacked him and all.

[Dreamcast]

Mafia guy is dead. That's bad.

FTFY

[Mr. AS]

I'm voting for Mr. AS, **** that guy.

[Shield]

i vote silverfish

[Thrackerzod]

I'm voting for Mr. AS, **** that guy.

best jester / 10

[NeonCalypso]

Question: how did I died tho? Looks like i'm not destined for stock...

[09090901]

I nominate Mr. Asshole